Lotsa JV Footy earlier today.
Lotsa JV Footy later tonight.
Lotsa Varsity Footy Tomorrow.
I dunno about you, but my liver never recovered from last weekend. And now here we are again.
But screw it. Together, we can muddle thru it.
(sorry, I was talking to my beer again)
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Speaking of the Varsity Footy varietals, here are your coverage maps for Sunday.
My biggest question in this window? How the hell did they decide the pattern in middle America to toss LAC/JAX into? Meh, could be worse for those folks. They could have gotten CLE/DET
Does ColorAdo really care about the Ain’ts at the Jills? Well, they’ve got legal weed so they’ll be fine either way.
Lotsa red here, thank goodness. But I do feel sorry for the poor bastards living in SF and NY.
I mean just in general for having to live there.
Plus now they have to watch that game.
Meh, better them than me. They knew what they were getting into….fuck ’em.
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Whut’s On Your Tee Vee Boxes Tonight?
NHL
- Leafs @ Bruins – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN
NCAA Football
- New Mexico @ Tejas A&M – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Purdue @ (25)Northwestern – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- (2)Alabama @ (16)Mississippi State – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Tulane @ ECU – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Tennessee @ Mizzou – 7:30pmEST – TV: SECN
- (6)TCU @ (5)Oklahoma – 8:00pmEST – TV: FOX
- (3)Notre Dame @ (7)Miami – 8:00pmEST – TV: ABC
- Arizona State @ UCLA – 9:30pmEST – TV: PAC12N
- Oregon State @ Arizona – 10:15pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Wyoming @ Air Force – 10:15pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Boise State @ Colorado State – 10:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN
NCAA Basketball
Not much to look at tonight after (almost) everyone played last night. Unless you wanna watch Duke beat the shit out of Utah Valley on ESPN3, or Michigan beat the shit out of North Florida on B1GN.
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OK then, try to stay awake for all of the fun. But even if you can’t, at least drink heavily first.
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Sup you drunk fucks?
Wish I was drunk
Maple NCAA’s PAC 12 Championship: U of Calgary Dinos kicker kicks a 59 yard field goal to win on the last second. With that, Nick Difonte just became every CFL team’s first round pick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDnuZsS8YlY
Vancouver named least affordable city in North America? In your face, Manhattan and San Francisco!
http://time.com/money/5017121/least-affordable-expensive-cities-north-america/?utm_campaign=time&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&xid=time_socialflow_twitter
Boston on there is not surprising. Everything they fucking build here is Luxury Condos and Apartments that nobody can afford
Anyone here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
First Louis CK, now Batman? Cancel the Justice League Franchise!
Not Superman!
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Fred Durst: Best musician who served in the army, or greatest musician to ever serve in the army?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw
And that’s how Wakezilla got haunted by Jimi Hendrix.
I’d. . . be ok with that. TBF, Hendrix never served because he wasn’t deemed physically fit
Eh, technicality.
What are we all drinking on Armistice Day?
I’m keeping it cheap with a bottle of Cupcake’s Red Velvet wine. It’s not bad and cheap. Which is nice because I spent a small fortune on Dim Sum and gifts.
Coffee unfortunately. I’m working, they kind of frown on drinking here.
What kind of work? If you aren’t working something dangerous, it should be fine
Television. Making sure shit doesnt break. Clearly I’m being productive.
Holy shit, you could be the real life version of this!
That’s gonna be me on my last day. Sorry. no tennis for you!
But its my friday. So I’ve got that going for me. Which is nice.
How we doing tonight?
Better!
Hurrah!
We’re here. How goes?
Well, I was having a good day until I spent time at my progressively racist parent’s house. Obviously them becoming progressively racist is bad,but it’s worse when I’m married to a Latina, and my daughter is half and has brown skin.
Better now that I’m gone and drinking.
https://zippy.gfycat.com/BreakableCalculatingHermitcrab.webm
Awkward for sure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCMy6kq5ZA0
A low woofer is more commonly known as the bass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77S83RpfxQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuzEQACFk0I
On the Heroes Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tja6kTm6BQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3A5CKkbH1o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JywkrIiXW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY0NEQd3_co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSX9F6ETTDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABEqQKlWLC0