2017 Quotables – Week 9 (DELAYED Results)

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Re: Friday — As some of you may have experienced, [DFO] went a little Russell Wilson’s brain on Friday (that is to say, the site slammed against the inside of a skull and then wasn’t evaluated until hours later) and so y’all didn’t get your results. Well, lucky you. DTZM html’d some nanobubbles into the backend mainframe (hey, I’m a #content guy, not an IT guy) and below are your Week 9 Quotables results.

“That is the type of leadership learned at FSU, distracting your opponent to set up the cheap shot.” -ArmedandHammered
“In Jerry Jones’ world, much like in Sterling Archer’s, ‘The Walking Dead’ means the girl has transformed from ‘Call girl’ to ‘hooker’.” -Beerguyrob
“I haven’t seen Jets involved in this kind of carnage since that stretch of Hwy 80 between Basra and Kuwait City in 1991.” -LemonJello
“Eli signals for the bunt.” -Game Time Decision
“It was this moment that Jalen Ramsey regretted teasing AJ Green with the thought that he is wasting the prime of his career with the Cincinnati Bengals.” -Redshirt
“Cody Parker does a bang up Blair Walsh impression.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“BEHOLD!!! I AM A MOTHERFUCKING STEEPLE!!!” -SonOfSpam
“Brock Osweiler throws the ball away like the Houston Texans throw money and draft picks away at terrible quarterbacks.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I GOT ROBBED!”

– Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, whining about the lack of recognition for his Jameis Winston joke

OR

– a Publix seafood department employee, explaining the inventory shortage to his manager

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LemonJello

Also acceptable: What Rex would mutter after being left naked on the side of the road by his brother.

/howling heard in the distance

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS BLAXABBATH I CALL HIM PETER KING BECAUSE HIS NUGGETS COME OUT ON MONDAY AND ARE CHOCK FULL OF NUTS

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