Another end to the work grind rears its sumptuous, ball-tingling head. We’re eleven weeks in already, folks. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve made fun of each other, we’ve masturbated to comments that have received more than 6 likes, we’ve disparaged certain commenters over the P.A. system at our workplaces- We…we’ve done a lot of things. Have you set your fantasy lineups yet? Perhaps this is a good time to take a second look, or a first one if you’re the type of guy that quit on the league three weeks ago because you weren’t in first place and when confronted on it, pretend to have “a life”, whatever that means. [makes wanking motion] TO THE GAME!

Ten/Pit: First things first-how is it that the Titans don’t have an injury report? There’s not a body on there anywhere. How is that possible? Last I checked this was a sport that destroyed player’s minds and bodies. As Belichick would say, “Somebody is not doing their job”. We’ve got dueling four straight win streaks headed into this game but of those eight total wins, six have been by six points or less. Of more interest to Scooby, Shaggy and the other occupants of The Mystery Van is, “how the hell can the Titans be 6-3 when they’ve given up 213 points and only scored 205”? I’m sure that league-wide stats will shed some flashlight on this conundrum. Hmmm, they’re 16th in team D and 22nd in team O. Oh, they gon be exposed tonight!, methinks. As for your player to take a gander at I submit to you JuJu Smith-Schuster. Not only did he win 2nd place in the poodle category at last year’s Westminster Dog Show, he’s also the Steelers leading receiver in TD’s! That’s one hell of a skill-set, folks.

Get to it you meddlin’ kids!