Your “Who Asked For This? I Didn’t” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

The day has come and gone now here comes the night. And the fixture in front of us? It doesn’t look very pretty. There’s no dressing up this turdganza in any way whatsoever. [shrugs] TO THE GAME!

GB/Pit: Oh Randy, is there any Case Keenum in you at all? It would appear that there is not. Randy is currently ranked 34th in qb ratings-he’s greatly aided by his 2 TD’s/7 INT’s stat line. But wait! The pile of crap gets higher with the news that rb’s Montgomery and Jones are a bit beat up. On t’udder side of the equation the Steelers probably played their best game of the year last week in laying waste to the Titans 40-17. Rb Bell leads the league in rushing and wr Brown sits at the one spot in receiving yards. The Pittsburgh D only surrenders 16.5 points a game and under Hundley the Pack has manged a mere 13 and change. So yeah, it’s the Pittsburgh Chainsaws versus the Green Bay Week-Old Puppies in a showdown that might be in doubt for the first three minutes or so but that’s about it. But I know you’ll still wander into the fray down below because of the assorted dick joke shenanigans, silly gifs and sexy pics, earthy cynicism and general frivolity. It’s what we do and we’re very proud that we do it so very well. So grab your commenting fedora, your pyjamas, your ice-cold beverage and that snarky sense of humour I enjoy so much and have at it.

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Wakezilla

This is Kate Beirness. She’s a sports anchor for TSN and is one of the few that are actually good at their jobs. Also, she is very easy on the eyes

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Time to keep rewatching Brockmire. Peace all.

Doktor Zymm

It’s not late cause weird west coast time, but I acknowledge that the rest of the US wants to go sleepy. Best of night y’all, I loves you all the best as long as you hate Dallas!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fair

Senor Weaselo

Sorry Horatio, Romonobyl, Spur, etc.

Doktor Zymm

“How did you make that catch?”
“I had good fundamentals and did the stuff that makes catches”

NO SHIT

Senor Weaselo

That is some Black Mage-like insight right there.
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Brocky

I miss 8 bit theatre. Checked that thing 3 times a week. Good stuff

theeWeeBabySeamus

Really hating that I didn’t trust Robby Anderson right now.
LMFAO

Brocky

….the fact that the bears beat the Steelers feels more like an alternate universe than a few weeks ago.

Like one where the bills have a super bowl win or something. Kinda weird

Senor Weaselo

Let’s not be too hasty here…

Brocky

Speaking of hasty, i think i got a farfetch’d about 14 minutes after they spawned

Senor Weaselo

There was an Unown that spawned a mile and a half from me… that I learned of with a minute to go and is in a lot that I probably can’t go to as there hasn’t been anything there in four years.

And I’m bitter that it’s Farfetch’d since that was pretty much the first thing I did in Taiwan. Check for Wi-Fi, see it was available at the airport, and get a Farfetch’d at baggage claim.

Doktor Zymm

The Team that probably should have won, won, just not as winning as we might have expected. DRAMA

Spur
Spur

MOnday NIght?
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Shogun Marcus

Buh-bye. Way way WAY better than anyone thought. Not nearly as heart-wrenching as you say Al.

ballsofsteelandfury

This team can still beat anyone and lose to anyone.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

GO JAGURAS

Spur
Spur

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Senor Weaselo

You can make 50+ yarders at Ketchup Stadium?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice win Stillers.
Next week, throw it to JuJu please. Brown will be tired.

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Just like I said. Double fuck.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Conor Barth would have done the right thing and shanked that

ballsofsteelandfury

Wow.

Gratliff

rgr

BrettFavresColonoscopy

flchr

Spur
Spur

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Doktor Zymm

Uno mas play

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

OT!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Or not. Great kick.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not that it matters anymore…

BUT FFS GREEN BAY..HE’S NUMBER FUCKING 84!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?????????

King Hippo

the shit is GB doing?

Shogun Marcus

The Capercrats!

Brocky

Oh no, the narrative that Rodgers carries the packers is starting to dissappear…

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Shogun Marcus

We done.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This game reminds me of the conversation I was having today about how the Steelers are a fucking joke and the Patriots have no excuse not to waltz into the super bowl

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Eagles vs. Patriots rematch with McNabb puking as the Eagles lose?

Doktor Zymm

Goddamn. Who the hell knows.

Spur
Spur

Or Lord and Savior Baal

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stupid sexy Antonio Brown with your catches and your sexy fanny pack.
😀

King Hippo

ball still moving

Spur
Spur

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Hell yeah that’s a catch.

King Hippo

NO CATCH

Spur
Spur

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Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Home Cookin’.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And there it is.

Doktor Zymm

OT? Oh yes, don’t mind if I do!

Spur
Spur

OT?
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King Hippo

nice punt

Doktor Zymm

How many _.J Watts are there?

monty this seems strange to me

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B.J. Watt lol

King Hippo

he’d have to be on the Bears

King Hippo

why is GB not bleeding clock completely?

monty this seems strange to me

Bleeding cock?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m drunk and shocked but rooting for a tie

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I support this.

Doktor Zymm

Damn, I don’t know….this look extra timey!

blaxabbath

So thoughts regarding conference championship games now?

Spur
Spur

OT..more FF points for Bell
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Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

NOW Hundley will throw the INT.

King Hippo

well looky loo, we gets us some OT?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Let’s not underestimate Hundley here.

monty this seems strange to me

Still time for Hundley to throw TD pass… to Pittsburgh.

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