2017 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)

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Week 12 results are up. For those of you who do that type of thing, don’t be all reading your press clippings because, much like when the NFL expands the playoffs to 37 teams and runs postseason games every night from Christmas til What-Used-To-Be-MLK-Day-Until-Trump-Changed-It-To-White-Americans-Day in mid-January, you’ve only got a day’s rest until your back at it with Week 13 action tomorrow.

Sorry fans — Quotables is a business.

“I think at the NFL Combine instead of measuring players arm length they should just see how close they can get to encircling their arms around Andy Reid.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“I haven’t seen a guy pull someone away from a group of hungry bears like that since Fleet Week in San Francisco.” -LemonJello
“A Bengals player hasn’t been trucked like that since Chris Henry.” -ArmedandHammered
“Hey, it’s me, Hippo again. Can I put $200 on the guy without a helmet to win the fight?” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“Cheerleader: Man, I can’t wait until my shift at the Rhino so I can earn some real money!” -ballsofsteelandfury
“This was the moment when Jason Garrett started to make a checklist of things to do once he was fired by Ol’DubbleJ. [in the distance ‘YEEEHHaaaWWWwwww, I am FUCKING CRAZY!’]” -LemonJello
“These lucky few were told that they’d no longer have to live in Detroit.” -LemonJello
“Ha, got ’em” -Senor Weaselo
“I learned this move from some cat named Morpheus during the off-season.” -Viva La Tabula Raza
“Still moving down the field better than the Bears.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“The one time Suh doesn’t play dirty. SMDH.” -nomonkeyfun

 

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I guess I ought to be proud that I got in on my first try. I’m certainly surprised. Maybe I’ll retire now, at the top of my game…

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blaxabbath

Ain’t gonna win out with that kind of attitude.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Please please please let the Arizona State football program be relevant in the years to come cause Herm Edwards’ press conferences are going to be magical.

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blaxabbath

I can absolutely guarantee that ASU will not be relevant under the Herm Edwards era.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That Chris Henry one is amazing.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s an all-timer.

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Unsurprised

I haven’t seen ankles break like that since Rob Ryan tried to tap dance.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

NAWT FAYUH! YOU TOOK AN EXTRAH WEEK!

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nomonkeyfun

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“Look at that Cuck. Figures she’d send him off to Canada. It’s the land for snowflakes. Wait, she wants to trade in her hubby for one of…them. Looks like our nation is being overrun by mongos.”

-Bannon

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Wakezilla

#TheCuckening

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ballsofsteelandfury

ArmedandHammered was mighty impressive this week. That was just great work.

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blaxabbath

All did great. That was more gifs than usual but I figured I’d be able to get rid of a couple for the results. Nope — all around good stuff.

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nomonkeyfun

It was like a TD on the opening kickoff where somehow the opposing QB also gets injured, and one of the people being saluted gets hit Stanford band style.
You’re amazed by the quality of the work. You don’t want to laugh because it would be “wrong”, but funny is funny.

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