Your “Rock ‘Em, Then Sock ‘Em” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

I hope that all of you did absolutely wonderfully in your various pursuits through the day. Did you win your game? I’m typing this before my outcome is apparent so I’ll just say that it was an incredible bone-headed/genius move on my part and you can pick the word that applies best. A number of you should have Ben/Brown/Bell in the mix either for your squadoo or against it so there’s more than one reason to take in this tilt. Who will win? Why? How? I have no idea, that’s not my job. Still, TO THE GAME!

Bal/Pit: Reports of Ryan Shazier’s health/recovery are guardedly optimistic at best in these early days but given the kind of shape he was in I’m betting that he comes out of this just fine. It’s just gonna take a while is all. The Steelers game last week was all kinds of rough and tough and maybe dirty and I see no let-up whatsoever tonight. The Ravens D can bring intensity and physicality as well and as often as any team in the league so Pittsburgh best be ready. Baltimore’s big problem lies in the fact that top cb Jimmy Carr tore his Achilles so Mr. Brown gets either Carr or rook Humphrey. I’m guessing the former will go for at least 120. (Jinx!) The other wideout of note on the team-Juju-won’t be engaging in the voodoo he do so Bryant might show out as well. Miracle Whip stockholder Joe Flacco doesn’t have any issues playing within the confines of Heinz Field-over his last 7 he’s 4-3 and has completed 64% of his passes. Given Shazier’s absence, I’m sure he’ll be looking to target his te (whoever that might be) a little more than usual.

It’s all yours…

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Mr. Ayo

I love advent calendars.
https://boobychristmas.com/

Spur

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Spur

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King Hippo

drink white wine and u’ll be a FATTY!!!!

Doktor Zymm

It’s true! I enjoy rose and I’m chubby as shit

King Hippo

I prefer to think of mahself as “festively plump”

/is ok, cat still likes me

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Is the cat also festively plump? Cuz nothing’s cuter than a plump cat.

litre_cola

There is nothing wrong with any of those statements! Rose is underrated as hell, hence the price point is great.

Doktor Zymm

It wasn’t blood, vomit, or shit. It was sweat and slightly diverted failure they were cleaning up

WCS

“Sweat and Slightly Diverted Failure” is an awesome name for a shitty garage band.

Shogun Marcus

Garage band.

Doktor Zymm

Hah! Apparently this was the shuttle for the Bears before we got on and that’s why it needed to be cleaned within an inch of its life before boarding!

the Alpha and the Amoeba

The stench of failure is notoriously hard to remove

Spur

Favorite “odd” Beatles song?
mine – Rocky Raccoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jwzCXYERls

WCS

Fixing A Hole

Dunstan

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer

Viva La Tabula Raza

Does “Hey Bulldog” count as odd?

King Hippo

I mean, from a “fuck the P*ts” POV, I guess I should be pulling for the Yinzers…but meh

Shogun Marcus

Yea…neh…bleh.

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Same. No team fails to stir my passion quite like the Steelers.

Spur

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Brick Meathook

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Spur

Seasons 1-3 of 30 Rock was GOAT
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King Hippo

I watched a few episodes and made an effort…just never grabbed me

litre_cola

Did you know Alex Collins does Irish dancing? – J. Graham basketballer.

Shogun Marcus

I shoulda flexed him instead of bench. Was fine though, fournette and Bernard did fine.

Shogun Marcus

Also picked the wrong Liouns receiver.

nomonkeyfun

Well Megatron is retired.

litre_cola

Upon further review, Seatruthers hate is directed at Jaguras fans and how they are lowlife scum.

Gratliff

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Shogun Marcus

Like knee-level?

Spur

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King Hippo

lemme guess, she doesn’t show up until after 10-11 every night, and the owner don’t say shit and the other dancers hate her??

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She seems nice.

JustStopDude

Back from dinner. I took out a lady friend who is doing medical school training or whatever up in mountains here.

I took her back to her place and there was a neighbor standing outside smoking a cig. I am once again trying to quit. Its been about 4 days since my last cig. All I could fucking do was think about that goddamn cig and how fucking wonderful it would be to have one. I couldn’t focus on shit.

Spur

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JustStopDude

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Doktor Zymm

i have never been happier to see dust and stuff on my seat, this is not where they were cleaning!

LemonJello

Like the proverbial prom dress, I’m off for the night.

Later, Taters!

Spur

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Doktor Zymm

Oh hey! Boarding starts! The wost of the innards have been scraped!

litre_cola

Hmmmm tonight I feel like a little bit of Seaheaux hate, may head over to their feeds to see how things are going.

King Hippo

is Balmer’s defense literal paper mache?

Spur

bird shit and twigs

Shogun Marcus

Is nevarmore.

Spur

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Spur

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Doktor Zymm

So…while I’m waiting to board the bloodshitvomitcomet, how’s the game going?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Looks like PIT is going to score at the end of the half just like last week.

Spur

Bane just blow up the field.

Spur

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Spur

It’s not even 7 yet. I’m drinking all this vodka tonight.

WCS

Good way to start the work week!

Doktor Zymm

Is it possible to vomit up organs? If my seat is damp should I look for bits of blood, or bits of vomit, or bits of shit? Shit is the worst one, right?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Shit in vomit is probably even worse.

LemonJello

You’ve got a Racal suit, right? You should be fine.

Spur

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Doktor Zymm

There we go, that’s the stuff

WCS

Terrific tackling…

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Doktor Zymm

Still not boarding. Assuming they’re trying to figure out if the organs they’re scraping up are still viable for transplant

Spur

Go Ratbirds
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Senor Weaselo

Evening lizard people. Have they mentioned that these teams DON’T LIKE EACH OTHER a dozen times yet?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Nah, I guess after last week’s debacle they’ve stressed how big the rivalry is but that the teams really RESPECT each other.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bell is hurt? This is why we can’t have nice things

Gratliff

Oh, HBO has Logan now. Sounded like it was worth watching. Do I need to watch The Wolverine which shit all over established characters in Fox’s universe?

LemonJello

Not only “NO” but “HELL NO!”

Gratliff

Thank god. I got through the Origins movie and it killed me,

LemonJello

Compared to the liquid shit that was Origins, The Wolverine wasn’t that bad. Logan is far and away the best of them.

Brick Meathook

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Spur

For the Ladies and Rodgers
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Doktor Zymm

I would say thanks, but snooty imgur says access denied

Spur

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She seems nice.

Spur
Doktor Zymm

They’re sure making a big deal about cleaning this plane…what happened in there last flight??

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Some woman on her period just couldn’t hold it, I guess.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

All I want for Christmas is LeVeon Bell to stay healthy and do that through the rest of the regular season.

The Steelers can get fucked in the playoffs

King Hippo

Le’Veon Bell would be an excellent dula, I bet

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This new Star Wars movie is not what I expected.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Chanel girl goes and drops dime on photographer for sexually inappropriate behavior. Photographer’s career over, unless he’s a Republican.

WCS

If he’s a Republican, he wins the governorship in South Carolina.

TAEK THAT LIBTARDS LMAO

LemonJello

James Harrison compared to a Trans Am? Boss Todd must be pissed that his Camaro doesn’t get equal air time.

Spur

This is the worst wounded knee in the Dakotas history.

LemonJello

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Spur

this guy is Italian. BOOOOOOOO

Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, Italians were treated pretty much as bad as Native Americans when they first started emigrating to the US….

Doktor Zymm

As long as he’s not irish…

Doktor Zymm

The team cleaning the plane is wearing safety vests with ‘scrub inc’ on the back

Doktor Zymm

Tho they are not hollaing from the passenger side of their best friend’s ride

herodotus450

Maybe they were founded by a vaguely eastern european robot?
http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=01172003

Brick Meathook

VLAD!

herodotus450

We are scrubinc, scrubinc very hard but these stains will not come out

Brick Meathook

I had never heard of Achewood until you posted it here. I have now read them all, own three of the books and a “Dude and Catastrophe” coffee mug.

herodotus450

Some day I’ll be drunk enough to just say fuck it and buy all the Great Outdoor Fight posters, then never actually hang them up anywhere.

Gratliff

Looking forward to spending all day tomorrow watching Twitter for official Carson Wentz diagnoses

Doktor Zymm

Is kneesplosion an official term?

LemonJello

Knee-mageddon?
Knee-pocalypse?

WCS

Carson Wentz blowing his knee up would be Peak Iggles.

Gratliff

Give that motherfucker all the cortisone shots, and PCP and crack and whatever else it’s gonna take. This window isn’t gonna be open very long.

Doktor Zymm

Yeah! RG3 that fucker!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Worked for me!
—Andrew Luck

LemonJello

Yep. Me, too.
-P. Manning
/wrinkles forehead instead of nodding

LemonJello

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Doktor Zymm

Hi Dr Nick!

Doktor Zymm

Hey, I’m on the first half of the upgrade list, 21 out of 57, score!!!

Spur