Santa is still slacking off in most ways I see….
Can’t blame him, though. He’s got a big day tomorrow. He deserves a little relaxation today.
But at least he gave us the early gift of not just one, but TWO Saturday Varsity Footy match ups today/tonight.
Earlier today, my Ratbirds shamed/got shamed by the Clots making it that much more likely/less likely for the Dirty Birds to make the playoffs. Add in the fact that I hate the Clots (see the JJ Fozz rule…and fuck the Irsays as usual), tonight I will be in a great/shitty mood.
Why no, this post wasn’t written before that game even began…why do you ask?
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Minnesota @ Green Bay (+9.0, o/u 41.0)
It’s gonna be cold in Green Bay. Damned cold. A high today of 20°F is expected to drop to single digits by kickoff, possibly even subzero before it’s over. I’ll never complain about winter in the south again. Ah who am I kidding….yes I will. But what’s the o/u on drunk Packers fans taking off their shirts to get on TV during this one I wonder? You know there’s gonna be a few, at least.
On the Frozen Tundra itself, the game might not be what we’d have expected even as recently as last week.
Having lost to Carolina last week, Green Bay’s playoff chances took the proverbial dagger. And thus, Aaron Rodgers has once again been shelved. Brett Hundley hasn’t been the most stellar backup at times, even with Davante Adams cleaning up the mess. But there will be no Davante Adams either in this one because Thomas Davis is an asshole. Defensively Green Bay is, well….Green Bay.
For the Vikings, Keenum to Thielen (and Rudolph and Diggs and McKinnon) has worked pretty well thus far. But some folks think the cold might affect that in this one. And maybe it will, I suppose. But even if it does, I expect Latavius Murray can pick up the slack on the ground enough that Minnesota’s top shelf defense can do the rest.
So again…who wants it more?
Green Bay has nothing to play for but pride, and we’ve seen how well that’s worked out in Rodgers’ absence. Minnesota on the other hand has clinched the division, but still needs the win to inch closer to that first round bye.
Will home field (and the cold) in Green Bay matter? Maybe in the spread, but probably not. And almost definitely not in the final outcome of this one I don’t believe. Minnesota is clearly the superior team on both sides of the ball, and I suspect they take care of business tonight.
Prediction: Vikings 24, Packers 13
Now have at it in the comments!!!!!!
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I wish I was somewhere warmer.
Full-sized:
https://gfycat.com/KeenGiganticFlickertailsquirrel
https://gfycat.com/UnimportantDeafeningAfricanaugurbuzzard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eCh3y5VROM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA2Hu-JEvNA
I’m sad to report that Lady BFC doesn’t know who Lena Horne is. We’ll be rectifying that tomorrow.
Woo-hoo. Someone’s getting Christmas anal.
LOL
She’s one of my favs.
Nice pull.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ8xYy0Sgnk
I’ve been binging Black Mirror and I just got to San Junipero, which was the only episode I’d seen before, and it’s okay. I’m not sure what the big deal is.
Try Men Against Fire. That’s the only one I’ve remembered.
I’m watching that right now.
I just want to say how much I love you folks and I’m wishing you the best for the holidays.
I spent some time with my eldest and the two eldest granddaughters and I’m happy. Really happy. I’ve got some amazing progeny.
Three way? /self-reports
Yeah, right?
Alrighty. Hippo’s comment about Lexi Belle stooping that low to blow me got me distracted.
(what, that’s how I read it)
So I’m outta here.
Night gents.
Also, reacting to Weaselo’s earlier comment: Aren’t NEARLY ALL strip clubs near airports?
technically, only one is THAT close to the airport, #2 is downtown-ish Cary, #3 is in nowhere-land Raleigh, sort of by the main hospital AND the most glorious only county location of Popeye’s Chicken
The most astounding thing about that comment is that you only have ONE Popeyes location in the whole county.
it is most unfortunate
/fucking YUUUUUUGE county, too
Bojangles, dammit.
I don’t even know you sometimes.
one gets MASSIVE food poisoning twice from same chain, said chain gets put on No Fly list. Damned shame, too.
/plus my favourite aspect was the sweet tea, and kidney stone means no tea or peanuts FOREVER and I abide that ruling
Yikes.
That sucks.
I loved Bojangles.
I should amend the statement: Don’t ALL airports have at least one strip club nearby?
Clearly I need to brush up on my airport strip club knowledge. Let me put that on the list just ahead of “Fight 100 duck-sized horses” but just behind “Fight a horse-sized goose.”
Fucker’ll get what’s coming when that happens. Vengeance will be mine.
You have much to learn, young weaselo.
I’m pretty sure that someone could reference locations in Portland by their proximity to the nearest strip club.
It’s amusing how the local news still does their “Santa Updates”….as if anyone under the age of 80 still watches them to get their news.
(it’s only on bcuz I forgot to change the channel NO YOU SHUT UP!!!!)
Is Skinemax not on?
Haven’t gotten that far yet.
Too busy laughing at you shitdicks.
Why is she peeing out her elbow?
Change the channel now.
More of an Easter post.
Capital Cabaret looks nice. No dancer pictures though…
yeah, continuity is a struggle that’s real. Quality is always there, though (as long as not too early)
That’s enough of this. The DT is 90% purple. I know 15 for sure who’ll be hearing from their cps/p.o.’s on Tuesday, 6 more who’ll be contained for easy access that day. There’s more to follow up on, but I’ll do that from home, warmly, medicated for sleep. Be smart, be safe, tolerate your “loved ones.”
my cat and my pill bottle?? YOU BET!!
Awkward morning after.
I am realizing that I am pretty crunk but that I am also gonna be annoyed trying to sleep thru my bum stubble if I don’t shave.
#ModerateAlcoholicPillheadProblems
Do you mean on your balls?
Bum stubble?
Ummmm….ummmmm….yeah, never mind.
Bwahaha… “Yeah…fire…in a dumpster. We got artists at work.”
speaking of below, I wonder why nobody has come up with a good DUI video game yet
The hell are you talking about? GTA V rules.
Also pictured: tWBS at age ten.
He still has that shirt
But no pants.
That was funny.
TRUE STORY! When I stayed behind (because I had a TEST which ended up getting cancelled due to an ice storm, only time in my 4 years classes got cancelled at NC State), my friends ended up doing Jager shots next to WEIRD FUCKING AL at Mardi Gras. Because my buddy (who’s a born again, but who at least didn’t vote for Herr Fuhrer) was going for that cross coin that you get for doing X number of shots in an hour.
So was Al, BTW
Did they succeed?
YES
Any video game is a good DUI game if you’re hammered enough.
Mom? Is that you?
Mario Kart?
Hell, Gran Turismo/Forza? RACING under the influence!
This mess is over, the niece and nephew are in bed, which means it’s time to down a few more bourbons, crack a beer, and watch a Christmas classic:
My niece also finally asleep.
Sooooo….
Scrooged or Christmas Vacation?
Yes
Die Hard 2
It is delightfully snowy.
It’s nipply out.
Can’t see the line, can ya, Russ?
I’d watch that.
All teh knees. Forever. Now. It’s just getting stupider. Home fans are leaving. The “purps” are boozed up and five kinds of tarded now. State troopers will be busy from here to the Dells and Eau Claire, assuming they don’t ditch or pole along the way.
Sad drunk Wisconsinites are definitely worse than happy drunk Wisconsinites.
They’re home. I was referring to the Minnesotans who are now lit and on the highway.
So… none of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iqLhdInGrk
I should’ve seen this coming.
I mean…they gotta get home? They should be allowed a designated route/time to get to the State Line.
There is. Hwy 29/32 goes basically straight across. Nonetheless, many will fuck it up. Seeing as how local muni budgets are nonexistent now, this IS Christmas.
They’ve got us working SHIFTS!!!
well, I got my toss sweep inside the 10. All one could ask fer.
JESUS FUCK, Murray back in the game, plod right back into the tacklers’ arms.
I would like to wear my Bob Loblaw, Attorney at Law t-shirt to the airport strip club now. Too bad that requires leaving the house.
Which one? I can be there in 40.
Well, maybe 45…they don’t like you showing up with no pants. I’ll never make that mistake again.
Capital Cabaret is always the discerning gentleman’s choice!
Sooooo….teh other one then?
Amputee night is half off, ya know!!!!!!!
(get it?)
Wouldn’t it be 25% off?
DOUBLE amputee night.
So it’s more of a lap squirm?
That’s good!!
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Only if below the knee/elbow.
I maintain standards. As George Carlin said…I never been drunk enough to fuck a 1.
/so no to the one in Cary (not paying to get teased by a 3 or a 4)
I already told ya… I’ll do it for free!!!!!
Speaking of teh one in Cary….
I got some sort of communication from our canine friend via facebook. Not sure what it is yet but I think it’s just a mass thing which went out to all his friends.
But, he hasn’t unfriended me yet soooo….wooo?
I think the one in Cary is now the worst one in the area with the demolition of the Foxy Lady.
the Foxy Lady is no mo?? And the one in Durham HAS TO BE purely for laundering drug money.
Isn’t that how those girls pay for tuition?
with all the universities around, one would think MOAR ladies would pretend so, but no, My platonic best friend DID waitress at Thee Dollhouse when it was named such (while still at State). SHE KEPT MAH PICTURE in her locker and everything! Even though srsly just friends.
Isn’t that the one Lexi Belle was at last year that I tried to get you to go to?
I can’t remember.
And also…whoever SHE is..right?
I honestly cannot recall. The first part, anyhoo.
Poor Lexi, if she has too stoop that low for blow money.
former Thee Dollhouse aka Mens’ Club is too hard of a sell for me, plus in a super sketch area, where I always feel I am gonna be murdered.
DFO! Come for the substandard FOOTBAW, stay for the greater Raleigh area strip club knowledge!
You’ve played in their Charity Golf Tournament, haven’t ya?
Christ on his throne NO though the entertainers have indeed spoken to me about it. I may be exceptionally white, but this cracker ain’t golf.
Ah TWBS then?
Sure…why not? Golf and Gonorrhea go great together.
Don’t try to Google Image Search that…
Yeah, our no-pants bylaw loses jurisdiction upon leaving the house. Ppl forget that.
then they get sent to Shogun Marcus, apparently
I’m no sure which bit is more incredible, that there’s an airport strip club, or apparently there’s more than one.
/How many “landing strip” jokes are there?
ok MOAR McKinnon PLEAZ. Dispirited defensing unit = 32 yd TD scamper
Look, I don’t wanna be a dick about it, but this Hundley kid might be worse than Siemian
Dude, I don’t even noe anymore
Might? Yeah…might…
Lookit Hundley! He’s like a kid out there!!
/except he’s a negro, so BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It’s 10:08 pm on 23 December. Why is the Trans Siberian Orchestra advertising their show that started at 8 pm this evening and is probably almost over by now?
It’s for 2018.
“Wink Martindale awaiting pickup…say again, no joke Wink. Martindale.”
You have my attention.
a degenerate nation swirls its alkeehawl, waiting to see if the Pack get a meaningless score to cover the spread
/also, onside kicks are FUN
Not the way they’re playing right now…
I’m trying not to freeze and keep track of idiocy here. That said, SHAME ON YOU VIKINGS! THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BLOWOUT, NOT SOME MINOR 13 POINT WRIST SLAP! YOU FUCKS ARE GONNA FUCKING FUCK THIS FUCK DIVISION RIGHT THE FUCK UP. FUCK. WE COULDA DONE THAT. AND WOULD’VE. FIE AND FUCK SHAME UPON THEE. NO BOATS FOR YOU!
OK, I’ll bite. I’ve been trying to figure out from your various posts what it is you’re doing at the game besides watching the game. Enlightenment for this nooby if you have a moment, please.
Law enforcement “avoidance.” If I can’t shut you down, you go downtown. There’s little watching of this “game.”
Makes sense now. Thank you.
NARC!
Do you work the Kenny Chesney concerts at Lambeau? I understand that might be interesting.
No. Mr. Chesney however should be flagellated in the middle of every facility he and his ilk have ruined. For physical and sonic abuse.
Grievance: Seinfeld is not on. ON FESTIVUS.
feats of strength. Me not making a drink count?
7 YPC, and you assdicks give him 7 lousy touches. I remember dis, Zimmer.
Dude, he’s blind!
surely, he should be receiving audio statistical reports
But he had a happy ending; not his fault it only took seven touches.
Look, I don’t like the Packers much, but seeing them roll over and freeze to death is kinda boring.
DEFEND YOUR TUNDRA LIKE YOU USED TO, DAMN IT.
Now that’s the physique of someone who will defend the tundra.
Man, that $15 mil / ep for Game of Thrones doesn’t go far, does it?
Oh this game was actually on a real network and I could’ve watched? Doesn’t seem like I missed much.
Spoiler! Speaking of which why wasn’t Poe sentenced to death for the lives he inadvertently killed with his plan.
Hippo smire.
BERATEDRY
Bettel rate than nevel.
Winnin’ time, McKinnon time!
SHOOT OUT ICE BALL IN DALLAS!!!11!! MUCH EXCITE!!!11!!!1