Hey, at least Iggles/Raiders was pretty good last night! What treats does Day After Santa have to offer?
Heart of Jerral World Bowl – Utah v. West By God Virginia (1:30, ESPN)
I think the Cousinfucker QB is still ded, which explains Team Secular Big Love coming in as significant favourites. Still, I ain’t bet this one, as both these teams are unpredictable as schizophrenics.
World of Hopelessness Bowl – Duke v. Northern Illinois (5:15, ESPN)
This is the only spot where I have action (one bill on Duke at -5.5, the Devils have been consistently good to me in GAMBLOR), though if I get bit here, I will likely angrily find an angle for the late fixture. Generally speaking, MACtion meeting a team with any kind of talent or coaching = avert thine eyes jackhammering. And Cutcliffe has done a magnificent job in Durham.
Cactus Bowl – Kansas State v. UCLA (9:00, ESPN)
Oh noes, they lost Motel 6 affiliation!! Undead Bill Snyders against Chosen Rosen is one hell of an interesting matchup, by lesser exhibition standards. Quite possibly worth staying up late for.
HAPPY BOXING DAY!
‘Neers finally got the wakeup call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlJoXj28ZC4
Karen would be fun to party with I bet.
Ran into Columbine kid–this kid I tutor– at my tutoring center. He showed me his practice provincial exam essay prompt, in which he scored 1/12. Aside from the essay being a garbled mess that would take a rocket scientist to figure out what he was saying, the prompt was about overcoming a difficult hardship in life. He wrote about the time he saw how beautiful his mom looked in an elegant dress and had to fight the urge to grab and kiss her. . . .
. . . . .
He thought he should have gotten a 7.
ummmmmm, can’t you just refer him to social services instead? Creepy little fucker.
Sounds like moms almost got the 7.
In the dress, maybe she was a 7.
What did the dress look like?
Size 7
So far I’ve gone Guided By Voices > Pavement > Built to Spill. Suggestions from there? I was thinking Wedding Present.
William Leitch made a list of his previous fill-ins for Drew on the Jamboroo, and the 2015 one stood out to me: ‘Nobody Cares If You Lie‘.
He starts out interestingly enough, but what the fuck is this idiot on about here? There are tens of millions of people who never cared and never will care.
Anyway, this is a waste of time.
I’m off to a good start fucking up everything today.
What happened?
Get in line, buddy.
Motherfucker!
My wife on Christmas eve was like “We need to stay up late tonight to get things done.”
I assumed she was going to wear something like in this pic. Turns out we had to wrap every Christmas present known to mankind. It was awful.
/sad trombone
depressing stat I just read. Donks have four 20+ point losses on the season. #ThePauls have one.
Was one the NYG?
Sean Spicer was more accurate than this Cousinfucker QB
They’re hanging in there though, you know?
just sacked the punter at the 6! Bananacakes
Do they gain a single yard on ensuing drive? Of course not.
Yeah that hurts. But your side is live. Now cover this kickoff, dammit!
Is there a medical reason Rosen isn’t playing tonight? Or is this about whether he’s staying at UCLA another year?
Never mind. Concussion.
It’s not a concussion. He doesn’t want to devalue his draft stock. Concussion is the “official” reason.
Had a wide open TD there, JEEBUS.
Who had $ on James Harrison joining the Pats?
“Heh.”
-Bill Belichick
And just like that, everyone just left. Grandpa took the kids to the indoor pool, and my wife just went to shop & have lunch with her Mom. Activate THC!!!
West Virginny D-line pretending that the opposing qb is their pregnant cousin.*
*IT AIN’T COUNT IF IT’S AT A FAMILY GET-TOGETHER!”
ah mean, she can’t get MOAR preggers!
Happy Boxing Day!
WVU QB getting killed.
Very, very underrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqxE-zppu30
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/924111999306313729/pu/vid/1280×720/rzsxXzUZlwXav1RJ.mp4
Look, lady, don’t act all surprised that I took a gander when you stepped out of the dressing room loudly declaring “this swimsuit isn’t going to work, my nipple is right here”
Kids these days-thinking that they can get ahead without being fondled against their will. #sonaive
A) she was a (hot) mom
B) looking ain’t touching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MwJONj7HIM
Swansea: Not particularly good.
When “ded to me” Everton bought Sigurdsson from Swans, they overpaid b/c it was essentially a death warrant, in terms of going down.
Another one, from NBC’s SNF bumper collection (yes, coincides w/ mutli-oxy feels):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIOaU7Sm-ZE
One of the very bestest songs of 2017. I relate to her, she seems an old soul. Can certainly write a song, nice Emily Haines-ish velvet voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt26yjdItdA
Godfather Part II is on. So that’s what we’re watching.
I have seen the middle of that so many times. Rarely from the beginning, and for some reason, rarely to the bitter end.
Sounds like they made an offer you couldn’t refuse.
I’d watch that just to watch Bruno Kirby eat spaghetti.
my sister had ONE dog that I ever liked, and it was a yellow lab (once it was not a puppy). That is SO YELLOW LAB.
Yellow labs are such wonderfully goofy dogs.
[Sponsored] There’s gonna be a Rosen piece at 3p today!
hmmmm, Secular Big Love may have been the right play here
I also gave in and put $50 on the Big Twaaaaaalve sides, just because I’m high and the odds (WV +7, K State -6.5) seem right.
Glad you caved. I like living vicariously through your action.
Nice set piece by Liverpool there. Shit defense though. But at least I can switch over to JV footy now.
yes, do not lower mah esteem for you by appreciating the Redshite’s work. Tis bad enough when DonT does it. Fuck’s sake.
Apologies all around.
Donny and Marie-Reeling In Years. You. Are. Welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDeVAF58jPg
nice incest tie-in for our current JV tilt
Dad?
Which one’s Marie?
GAMBLOR alert – my book at least had Chi**** +12.5 available for next week. Minny will TOTES be resting starters, that be free money, yo.
Yup. It’s CHI’s superb owl.
Cleveland -12.5 as well. Landry jones will get time
13.5 on mine.
NICE! The line has moved a whole point in favour of Duke since I gots my scrilla in.
Surprisingly, K State still just at -6.5, guess the Chosen Rosen choice was already baked into the cake.
Chosen Rosen has chosen to not play and may pull an Eli Manning.
So yeah, he ends up at the Giants.
“I’ll take 2 Super Bowl wins and more interceptions/fumbles than anyone thought possible for 600, Alex.”
Now Chosen Rosen is threatening to stay in school. If I were #ThePauls, I would be extracting maximum blood out of Los Gigantes to move up. A Jewish QB in Noo Yawk? Here, take all our picks, oy vey!!
Is anyone drinking yet? I want a beer.
I took several oxy, because I just wanna feel sommet, OKAY??
It’s not even 1pm east and I seem to have overdone it. #whelp
SPIRIT ANIMAL!!
My drunk brain wants to buy you a ticket for The War On Drugs last concert date…
Nope, but I will be in
/checks watch
Nine short hours! That was a fun three days off now back to the salt mines I go!
What a shot.
Very impressive.
HBO’s doc of Rolling Stone magazine is an interesting walk back through politics/music. It’s by no means a whitewash.
Happy Boxing & Kick-Fighting Day!
so many draws
Not in Cardiff!! Woooo! 4-2!
Hi litre,
For some reason I can’t seem to get into my DM account on my phone the past 24 hours. Yesterday, I blame the alcohol, today, I blame the hangover.
Anyway, my email address is:
[email protected]
Cool. Will send you all something soon
WEST HAM, WOO-HOO!!!
Annnnd they fucked it up.
Cherries ‘ploded out teh crust
Bout damn time but still a fucking draw.
Hammers daggum bakin’ a PIE now.
/also FUCK OFF Manure
Great, now I want pie
What kind? The fam had peach/blueberry last night and raspberry/rhubarb the night prior.
It was inevitable. Burnley playing errrrone behind the ball and got caught standing around
West Ham WOOO!
Do you and yeah right have a side bet?
preferably one that involves actual ham and cherries?
No. But if we did, it would no doubt involve food.
With a little more foresight I could have offered up some Iberian ham.
well, you have the return fixture in the 2nd half.
2 nothing Cottagers. Never count out The Whites on the road…
Burn. That. CROSS!!
3-1 its a boxing day miracle!!
Last I heard Rosen is sitting out, btw.
Bet accordingly
And Yahoo needs to learn a new song. Assholes said this same shit to me last week word for word, just with updated numbers….
I still say it’s cruel and unnecessary, and makes me cry.
To be fair to Yahoo bot, we have had the same banner quote for 3 weeks now. If it still applies, why change it?
You suck sometimes. Especially when you’re right.
😛
How we doing, boys? The morning seems to be all about Europe. There has been some pretty decent soccer games on so far today and the Spengler Cup has begun.
Burnley up 2-nil at Old Trafford is pretty neat. Dunno what the Spengler Cup be.
Yeah turned that on. Very pleased thus far. Plus teh Mighty Fulham is up 1 nil at Cardiff