Have Your Say: The 3rd Annual [DFO] Commentist Survey

The Maestro
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It’s about that time of year, folks… Once again, we’d like to get some input from you on what to do with this here website! Hopefully your input can lead to some good updates and changes for the positive at the [DFO] clubhouse –  maybe some new wallpaper and carpeting (Lord knows we trashed the current set), a flush toilet, a double-wide locker for Horatio… who knows! Please submit your answers below: the form will remain open for two weeks, upon such time I’ll be publishing the information we’ve collected in some tasty, tasty pie charts. Can’t wait.

The Maestro
The Maestro
The Maestro is a mystical Canadian internet user and New England Patriots fan; when the weather is cooperative and the TV signal at his igloo is strong enough, he enjoys watching the NFL, the Ottawa Senators & REDBLACKS, and yelling into the abyss on Twitter. He is somehow allowed to teach music to high school students when he isn't in a blind rage about sports, and is also a known connoisseur of cheap beers across the Great White North.
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Bring Back Bimmons!



is it ok that for every fill in the blank suggestion in that survey I just wrote “bewbs”


(click – click – click)

“Thank you for participating, Redshirt!”

“…I didn’t even sign in, yet.”

King Hippo

I am sure everyone is dying to know about the moneyline trifecta I hit with Providence (v. Nova), NC State (at Syracuse – Scotchy…ya burnt!!), and UGA (at FL) last night, yeah?

Query FOAR A FRIEND…how does one keep demons at bay when GAMBLOR season ends in a few weeks?


Instead of cashing out, I bet my $1,100 bank…all of it…on Boise -3 at home last night because fuck the Martin Twins. Boise was looking good for me for awhile, then not so much.

Boise let me down. Most of it was house money so I don’t care really. But I’m out at least until Footedballing starts again. No new money going in right now. I don’t bet hawkey or basedballs.

King Hippo

See, you give ME shit whilst I cautiously make my little value/PROVEN SYSTEM bets and build my stack ever higher.

Taking $3K out tomorrow (the max in one chunk), would have today but they need 24 hrs to verify my identity before cutting a check (ask Litre), had to send them a picture of the card I used and my ID, pray they don’t steal my identity instead LMAO.

I had $5,500 prior to today’s ACTION! and I won’t let it get below $4,000 (well, I guess $1,000 after my cashout). I want to be able to do a 2nd max cashout after the dance is over,


grumble grumble.

I was quitting either way. Fuck Boise.


Horatio Cornblower

“after the dance is over”

you mean, when the stripper stops crying?


But yes, I’m interested in what you netted.
I’m more interested in WILL YOU PLEASE STOP BETTING NOW!!!!!


When you collate the write ins of what else would make the site more enjoyable? If anyone answered “Moar tWBS”…? Well it totally wasn’t me who did that, of course.


Enrico Pallazzo

Same as last year:

More hardcore pornography. Less soccer.

Game Time Decision

so, what the old place has become?
/last i checked anyway.

King Hippo

How dare you, cast aspersions on Lesser Footy without even using the preferred nomenclature, DUDE!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers


monty this seems strange to me

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Will there be as much circle jerking this year?


I’m hoping we change things up a bit and go with a pentagon.

Game Time Decision

upside down
and in a circle?


Rhombuses (Rhombi?) Are where it’s at.


What about Neotantra November?


I thought 2018 was the Year of the Dutch Rudder?


That thing went from 9% completed to 90% completed faster than me when I lost my virginity.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Just like Los Angeles, I am very pleased to see that the survey does not validate the existence of the Football Clippers.