Saturday Morning Lesser Footy and JV Hoopsball Morning Thread.

Morning commentists. It is one of Hippo’s substitutes here for the futbol and college basketball analysis. This in depth analysis is from someone who enjoys it purely for gambling purposes but then again that is probably true for most sporting events. I bet on a Brazilian basketball game the other day only because the game was playing live in a window on the screen. Last night I had money on Utah Valley, Montana and Carolina Central. Huge Fan!

Go Grizzlies. Taken from something called cheer heaven. I did not go down that rabbit hole.

By the time you read this Man U v Liverpool will have ended. Mo Salah scored once, Pogba was a dickhead somehow, lots of closeups of the managers, De Gea was tested a few times and Rashford scored a bad goal for United. Book it.

Hippo’s Toffees against the Seagulls, both teams wear blue, one team’s manager is not a bloated asshole. Go Seagulls.

The rest of the games in England in brief.

Huddersfield v Swansea, nope not watching that dreck.

Newcastle v Southampton, I think not.

West Ham v Burnley, both have the same coloUr scheme!

West Brom v Leicester, please futbol God, let Fulham replace West Brom next year, please.

Late game we have a London derby with Palace v Chelski, this game is at Stamford Bridge but since the stadium isn’t in Chelsea but in Fulham coach Woy and his Eagles could have some hope to eke out a draw.

By the time you read this hopefully tiny Eibar has beaten Real Madrid so their domestic season can continue to be a car crash. Barca gets a free trip to Malaga and you would have to think 3 points. The Barca v Athleti game last week was quite good and you have to think the Catalans are home and free and can turn their attention more to Europe.

Bayern Munich plays Hamburger, I fucking love hamburgers. The Bundesliga is over, Bayern has destroyed all of its foes handily this year. Howevah there is trouble afoot in Deutschland and Bayern is a root of it! There are threats to the 50 +1 rule which is the way the teams are all owned right now. For this story I had a choice here between a site from Ghana and one from Espn, I chose the African one as I figure they copied the WWSL but give em some clicks anyway.

For gambling purposes in college basketball this week has been fun. I feel that it’s kind of like the warmup for the Tourney next week, a chance to get that ass groove in your couch just right. Here is the link for the DFO pool (Password: Dickjoke, Pool name DFO Brackets)

Michigan winning the B1G last week was a welcome surprise and Bielen can flat out coach so I think they will be rested for le grande dance.. This weeks wee round of gambling is kind of like being in the shooting lineup before a game. Is this the year where Duke wins to level out for the Patriots losing? I would really like Harvard, Hampton and Vermont to make the tourney because that would be the most 2018 thing possible. President Cheeto loves it! Great teams, best teams, whit- I mean great schools.

I leave you with this. There was a man named Chopper Reid in Australia. Big time gangster, cut off his own ears in prison, pretty tough guy and this is Ronnie Johns as Chopper letting us know about the weather.

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blaxabbath

This bar in SD is flying a Chargers flag.

It’s a white nationalism bar though so I get the underlying appreciation for rooting against their own interests.

blaxabbath

Bouncer saw my veteran identifier on my license. Well on my way to being Grand Wizard Blax here.

Doktor Zymm

Man, this town fills up early, had trouble finding a seat at a bar for dinner, and that’s with everyone already heading to the game

yeah right

Are you going to try the Nashville hot chicken?

It’s supposed to be “must” try but according to Anthony Bourdain it’s a “3 day commitment” so adjust your plans as needed.

blaxabbath

So if you’ve got money on tonight’s p12 championship, do you get your money back after the results ar inevitably vacated?

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Doktor Zymm

I had no idea Nashville was such a big hockey town. Wishing I had gotten tickets now

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Kansas seems like a talented squad.

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herodotus450

6-1 Blues; they’re gonna be out of Bortuzzo novelty license plates before this game is done.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dammit Hippoes, this is all your fault.
You’re a jerk sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYgo78JfMLU

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow. Those two Sonic douchebags suddenly got a lot hotter.

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King Hippo

I noes we got a few SDSU supporters in the clubhouse. UNM? Unsurprised, is you friendly to teh Lobo cause?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1-xRk6llh4

theeWeeBabySeamus

Albuquerque muddafukka’s

– James T. Valvano

King Hippo

yeah, but his posting frequency ain’t fer shit

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well sure. He’s been busy being dead and all.

Unsurprised

One of the best game enders ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K3UJUmHREQ

Unsurprised

To the basketball team. The football team is hopeless.

King Hippo

true, when Bob Davie constitutes a fookin’ improvement…

Unsurprised

A friend was on the search committee for Mike Locksley and was always opposed to him being hired. However, he was obviously outvoted.

He also managed to wrangle a contract out of them that puts some of these fired NFL coaches’s golden parachutes to shame. Not as bad as that Arizona BB coach, though, but not by much.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wichita: Nawt so great at the inboundingz.

King Hippo

Hee hee, we should know it when we sees it! Suck it, Koch Bros.

Unsurprised

Where’s neutral ground when Wichita is one of the competitors? Manhattan (NY)?

King Hippo

teh moon

theeWeeBabySeamus

M-O-O-N …. That spells “Scary Wheat”.

Unsurprised

Biology 400 @ U*NC

Senor Weaselo

Wyoming, since nobody lives there.

King Hippo

ninja, don’t you go talkin’ bout tha MUTHALAND LIKE DAT

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hee hee.

Senor Weaselo

THIS KING HIPPO I CALL HIM THE PUNCHLINE OF THE M&M’S CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL BECAUSE THEY DO EXIST.

King Hippo

Home cooking with the clock, too. TV Teddy will fuck this up.

King Hippo

at least 4 seconds should come off

King Hippo

JV Houston is a delightful basketballing squadron. Fuck Scary Wheat.

King Hippo

so you KNOW who will end up winning…

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Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

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King Hippo

The spread on Nova/Providence has dropped AN ENTIRE POINT. Hippo got his max scrilla in already on the moneyline, and Vegas’ confidence is nice…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

oh my….

another of your brother’s friends?

Unsurprised

He’s met her, but no. It’s Michael Jackson’s daughter, Paris.

Spoiler

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Oh, God. What’s Moosemas Ape going to fill that jug with?