I am about ready to go back to work at this point. See any typos below? Eat shit.
#5(MW) Clemson (+1, +105) v. #4(MW) Auburn (7:10, TBS)
Speaking of great football games…still, at least the ACC’s Tigers can hoop it up pretty good. I think they have a shot against Kansas, too. Not that I advise putting stock in anything I say.
#16(S) Maryland-Baltimore County (+10.5, +435) v. #9(S) Kansas State (7:45, truTV)
How dare they bump our erstwhile heroes to the nether regions of truTV! They’re gonna win again tonight, too.
#9(W) Florida State (+5.5, +214) v. #1(W) Xavier (8:40, TNT)
For the Jesuit wet dream (that won’t get you on a registry) to happen in the Sweet Sixteen, X has to get past Scowlin’ Leonard and his deep, athletic horde first.
#13(E) Marshall (+12.5, +613) v. #5(E) West By God Virginia (9:40, TBS)
The last wild-ass, dumb-ass prediction you have to hear out of my stupid index fingers is that #WeAreBlackLungCumstains will indeed knock off their hated “snob” kissin’ cousins to advance to the Sweet Sixteen. Marshall is too hot, and playing too loose and fast for an inconsistent WVU squad to handle right now. BUHLEE DAT!
Just finished watching Thor Ragnorak. It was OK, but Marvel really needs to chill with the bombardment of jokes every 3 seconds. Let the joke breathe. It felt at times like I was watching the Big Bang Theory.
I’d check it out when you’ve got nothing better to do. The story is good.
I suddenly have a motivation to earn enough to buy a boat. And crew. This crew.
It’s all about the implication
Is it wrong that I want to fuck Reba McIntyre in the Col Sanders wig?
It is?
Fuck you judgemental assholes.
It’s not wrong, but it is weird.
Maybe just have some fried chicken?
The grease can act as lubricant!
Her wearing it, not me.
Just so we’re clear and if that makes any difference?
China had Lady Colonel Sanders first, ppl forget that.
/At least the two of us believed it was Lady Colonel Sanders
Just the wig
I am not last in the bracket. I’m disappointed about that now too.
Well that was a weekend of wretched excess for no damn good reason.
Or as I prefer to call it a normal weekend.
Time for a relaxing bubble bath before bed?
When the aliens invade the DFO clubhouse and ask for our leader, send them my way.
Aliens: Hi, we were directed to you.
Ayo: Chi****!
Better you than me.
Oh wait,…
Hey! You can do your victory laps next weekend!
Hey hey – I belong to DFO. I don’t do victory. Or laps. Or run.
Or pants.
Well… now what?
Now … We dance!
https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/dancers
Holy shit, that Judit Benavente gif
Which one? The Pokeball yoga pants, hula hoop, or lifting up her robe to show her thong gifs?
The sign of a great gallery.
Robe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo&ab_channel=JohnDenverVEVO
Sweet again.
.
They’re going to retire Carter’s number 2 jersey in the WVU Coliseum.
GOD FUCKING DAMN THE ENTIRE STATE OF KANSAS
Pretty sure He already did.
Not hard enough.
-The entire state of Missouri, 1854
Fuck Missourah, too!
Unfortunately no video.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS MAN FUCK JIM JUSTICE YOU ANTI-UNION, ANTI-TEACHER DONKEY TAINT
I hope everyone around him is waving red flags, banners, etc.
REMEMBER THE BATTLE OF BLAIR MOUNTAIN!
So I’ve only been listening to these games in the background, looking over occasionally, but is the studio crew for TNT, TBS, and TruTV all the same guys?
They busy
I started to suspect something during the last halftime when Ernie Johnson could not remember what channel he was supposed to say.
This Tournament has been historically awesome, but, it’s ultimately going to end with Dook winning it all. Again.
Duke and KS are the only completely unacceptable outcomes left, so The Darkest Timeline razor sez…
Who do I root for for Duke-Syracuse? I mean other than Meteor, that one hasn’t paid out since Carancas.
Tornado?
In a perfect world I’d root for the Monty Python giant foot, but that’s somehow more implausible.
Evening, lizard people. THESE #1 AND #2 SEEDS I CALL THEM “SMILER” GROGAN BECAUSE THEY JUST WENT SAIIIIIILING RIGHT OUT THERE. OF THE TOURNAMENT.
No 1s or 2s alive on the left side of the bracket. Nice!
X may have been the Jesuit school, but FSU had Christ on their side ,, ppl forget that.
Wow. When is the last time two #1 seeds didn’t make the Sweet Sixteen?
When we wore onions on our belts.
wore??
2004
Live look at my bracket
Seems less environmentally friendly than I’ve been led to believe.
At least both the Bearcats and Musketeers get to go back to… Cincinnati. Oh.
Cincinnati should have a sign that says “it has been X years since our last race riot.”. Pretty confident they don’t need more than one digit.
Huzzah, ACC middle class!
Hey, that was a beautiful shot.
No not the airball, but Litre’s ejacu…
Never mind.
Who told you that you could turn around?
Haven’t had a gambling day like this in years.
Likewise, I have no complaints on my weekend, even if Marshall has folded like a cheap suit.
For the record, Justice League was indeed a terrible mess.
But damn
I’d make a terrible mess all over that.
Nope
Outside of the first 30 minutes, it was OK-good. What did you hate?
win or lose, this was a FANTASTIC coaching job by Scowling Leonard
Well no internet on that flight. What did I miss?
In addition to alcoholics, weed heads, and pill fiends….We’ve all now become gambling addicts.
Oh no, wait…you already knew that.
YOU’RE CAUGHT UP!!!!!!!!
Oh and Carolina lost.
So it can never be an all bad day when that happens.
Oh dat were turrible call.
Come the fuck on make this a grrrrreeaaat day in the Litre account!
Since I didn’t bet it, I’m rooting for ya.
Hippo talked me into changing a big parlay from Auburn to Clemson and that paid off. I also has TAMU, Syracuse, Purdue, and now FSU today. It has been good.
Thanks Hippo!
The dude oughta start doing a betting advice show and/or website. No shit. He is that smart.
BAN CHARGES!!!
Ugh you sound like Cheetolini.