Last year, my pre-Easter TGISF was fairly creative I thought.  It won’t be this year.

Why?  Because my ass hurts.  A lot.  Many of you know why.  Those who don’t, feel free to make the standard joke which comes to mind.  But trust me….my left ass cheek is almost completely purple and blue right now.  In fact, it kinda looks like an over dyed Easter Egg which got smashed in the car door.  Feels like it, too.

And I’m not planning on sitting in this desk chair any longer than I have to.

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Passover

Sundown tonight marks the beginning of Passover.  I had considered trying to do some sort of an equal time sort of thing this year for Passover rather than Easter.  But at the risk of offending the Hebrews and Shebrews out there….

Passover is NOT sexy at all!!!!  Not even a little bit.  Jeebus.

Let’s review….

• Slavery
• 10 plagues
• Killing kids en masse
• Painting your door with lambs’ blood to try to prevent your  kids getting all killt

That Moses dude was not a lot of fun either, btw.  But I can’t blame him.  It’s difficult to fix one’s mood when this happens…

But there is unleavened bread, at least.  That is some good stuff.  No, I’m not joking.  I love that stuff.

And sure….admittedly, the Christian Easter does commemorate the torture and wrongful killing of a guy.  So that’s kinda dark too, yes.

BUT AT LEAST THEY’VE GOT BUNNIES!!!!!!

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Sexy Bunnies

Yeah, it means exactly what you think it means.  This isn’t complicated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tvsvnwYJps

Enjoy…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LFNUr3vw

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Bonus!!!  Sometimes There Are Duckies Too!!!

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But Either Way…

Bunnies or Duckies?

Easter or Passover?

Welp, let’s just say “Happy Easter” and/or “Chag Pesach Sameach” , as is applicable to you and yours.

Or if you’re a godless heathen like myself?

Hey, at least the long weekend provides extra “recovery” time.

Love ya’s.

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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

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