INT. CYBERSPACE – DAY.
A sleazy producer opens up a private slack channel.
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hey man, thanks for taking over Request Line this week.
BRETT FAVRE’S COLONOSCOPY: No problem, it’s my pleasure.
RTD: So, about publication. I’ll handle DFO Radio, of course, unless you insanely want to do that part yourself too.
BFC: Yeah, I’m not that insane.
RTD: Do you have a Spotify account? If so I can set you up with editorial control over a version of your playlist.
BFC: I’m 1000% comfortable with you having editorial control
RTD: Yeah…revise that as more “quality control” than editorial – the program I use does things automatically and normally I don’t fuss over the mistakes or omissions, but you might care to. Plus you never know what kind of auditory assaults the Kommentists are going to sneak in there on you.
BFC: No, it’s fine.
RTD: You’re sure about that?
BFC: I trust them.
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY blinks repeatedly at his screen in disbelief.
RTD: Okay, sounds good. Then all we need to do is get that power-of-attorney thing taken care of and we’ll be good to go.
BFC: Power of attorney?
RTD: Yeah, it’s a pain in the ass. Now that we’re corporate we have to jump through all kinds of hoops when we post on each others’ behalf.
BFC: Well that doesn’t sound like…
RTD: So I’ll just email those over, you sign the paperwork and get it back to me ASAP, and we’re good. Oh, and I’ll need your accounting details so we can issue a W-213 form for things.
BFC: Accounting details?
RTD: You know, bank account number, login ID, password, all that stuff. It’s all standard.
BFC: Wait, but…
RTD: Anyhow, me and DTZM have got some casting to do for the upcoming WKRP in Cincinatti reboot.
BFC: You’re rebooting that?
RTD: Yeah, we’re updating it for the millennial generation.
BFC: Do those kids even know what a radio station is?
RTD: [smiles wryly] Well, it’s basically just some sexy thirty year-olds cast as college freshmen in a dorm room putting together a Youtube playlist. Speaking of which…have a blast at your boat party, pal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyZDq76T74&list=PLM8nWenhx6H9bvJ8WJuAANT6_y0STYHKV
RTD: And here’s your precious Spotify link! [cackles maniacally]
THIS OMAROSA MANIGAULT I CALL HER THE INSISTOR CAUSE SHE’S GOT TAPES N’ TAPES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTPh9NZdpHU
My cat really likes this playlist.
/realizes there’s still 6+ hours of Meow Mix to go
https://youtu.be/R7yfISlGLNU
Wait, so who really wrote this?
Also, who is playing Loni Anderson’s boobs?
I heartily support these.
balls would henceforth like to be known as brasoflaceandcomfort
34D out of 10
I heartily support supporting those.
Some of that was true dialogue, some was creative license.
You’ll never know which is which….
The fun thing is that now I’ve “creatively licensed” access to your bank account to settle an, ahem, debt I had with a guy known around here as “Dr. Zhivago.”