So, we all slept in until the crack of noon, immediately cracked open a beer, and then scratched our asses to our hearts’ content, right?
Wait seriously? Do you NOT work for a company that gives you a four day weekend this weekend?
Um, I guess the appropriate thing to say is “Sorry!”?
For those of us lucky to get an extra holiday or with enough foresight to take a day of vacation and make it a proper four day weekend, today has been a glorious day of doing jack shit.
If you live in Southern California (and really, why the fuck wouldn’t you? BFC just moved here and he’s finally realized this is Nirvana without the shotgun), you no doubt are taking advantage of our local markets’ deals this weekend.
Yes, you read correctly, that’s 72 beers at 50 cents each.
Granted, that will last the average DFOer until Saturday afternoon, but this is why you have a second fridge in the garage.
Wait, do you NOT have a second fridge in the garage?
Ok, we will just gloss over that and focus on the important things:
SEXY FRIDAY IS BACK TONIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, AND I’M DOING A TRIBUTE TO JAIME PRESSLY!!
Seriously, there were some DAMN good pictures of her posted recently and I figured we needed to do a tribute.
Without further ado, gentlemen, start your boners:
Don’t you wish you had stopped by Stater Brothers so you could replenish your fluids now?
This is what happens when you don’t think ahead, people!
I’ll see you in a few hours with the Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread. If your penis/clitoris is not rubbed raw by the end of the weekend, I’ve let us all down.
No, you know what? Fuck you. This is on you, buddy!
I miss Canada. Man, I want to go back! The Yukon might be nice this time of year. Too bad I don’t like bears.
Well, maybe they’re not that bad. And maple syrup makes great lube…
Ok, that’s enough out of me.
Moose, please continue posting gifs of Tom Brady getting sacked.
All of DFO will cum by the end of this evening, one way or another…
I leave you with two things to think about/ research: