Your Labour Day Weekend Friday Night Open Thread

So, we all slept in until the crack of noon, immediately cracked open a beer,  and then scratched our asses to our hearts’ content,  right?

Wait seriously? Do you NOT work for a company that gives you a four day weekend this weekend?

Um, I guess the appropriate thing to say is “Sorry!”?

For those of us lucky to get an extra holiday or with enough foresight to take a day of vacation and make it a proper four day weekend,  today has been a glorious day of doing jack shit.

If you live in Southern California (and really,  why the fuck wouldn’t you? BFC just moved here and he’s finally realized this is Nirvana without the shotgun), you no doubt are taking advantage of our local markets’ deals this weekend.

Yes,  you read correctly,  that’s 72 beers at 50 cents each.

Granted,  that will last the average DFOer until Saturday afternoon,  but this is why you have a second fridge in the garage.

Wait, do you NOT have a second fridge in the garage?

Ok,  we will just gloss over that and focus on the important things:

SEXY FRIDAY IS BACK TONIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, AND I’M DOING A TRIBUTE TO JAIME PRESSLY!!

Seriously,  there were some DAMN good pictures of her posted recently and I figured we needed to do a tribute.

Without further ado,  gentlemen,  start your boners:

Don’t you wish you had stopped by Stater Brothers so you could replenish your fluids now?

This is what happens when you don’t think ahead,  people!

I’ll see you in a few hours with the Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread.  If your penis/clitoris is not rubbed raw by the end of the weekend,  I’ve let us all down.

No,  you know what? Fuck you. This is on you,  buddy!

I miss Canada.  Man,  I want to go back! The Yukon might be nice this time of year.  Too bad I don’t like bears.

Well,  maybe they’re not that bad. And maple syrup makes great lube…

Sorry!

Ok,  that’s enough out of me.

Moose,  please continue posting gifs of Tom Brady getting sacked.

All of DFO will cum by the end of this evening,  one way or another…

I leave you with two things to think about/ research:

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Spur

Why are the Stanford cheerleaders dressed for the Holidays?

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Spur
WCS

Is it Spam who is the SDSU alum? I know we have someone here who is.

King Hippo

we may have multiples?

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King Hippo

black socks to bed? ALWAYS brang teh multiples

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Spur

lucky you.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I asked for DIET coke dammit!!!!!

Spur

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Spur

the SDSU tightend just trucked the corner.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Dem legs be shiny.
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JustStopDude

This is a funny video…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IFBdICwe3s

It basically reminds me when my old man was giving me shit for listening to public enemy and I finally convinced him to listen to one of the songs on the Empire Strikes Black album.

This is why black folks go to their barber shops.

There is always some old, wise cat giving advice. And someone selling good food for cheap. And a lot of scuttlebutt on the hood.

No offense…you white folks…your haircut places…its like going to the DMV. If my visit to the barbershop takes less than three hours…I am pissed. I go there to relax…talk shit…and learn some shit.

Sorry…one of my old ladies hooked up with me. We’ve been partying. She kind of fell out so I am drunk on the couch and surfing the net.

King Hippo

the black barbershop would be fun. I gets my hair cut by a Lebanese woman, so that’s at least on the colour palette?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Sir, I’ll have you know I took my elderly mother to her hair appt this morning, and I was able to interact with a bunch of old white ladies and one white gay guy.

But yeah, it was boring as hell. You win.

Spur
WCS

That’s probably game for the Fightin’ Eldricks.

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There’s a decent chance I’m going to San Diego for a work-related conference in mid-September so idea of things to do, drink, eat, etc. are welcome.

Spur

I”ll trade you my work trip to Sac/Reno.

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You just but I have a state capitol visit thing and that trip would knock out two for me.

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I’m thinking tequila or beer would be the better wound-soothing choice

King Hippo

drink all teh things!

/but not tequila, that is the sweat from Satan’s ballsack

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ummmmmm….
Yeah, not gonna say it.

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King Hippo

she been there before ,, smh

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One must have all of these and more to be properly stocked.

Spur

Aztec QB fucked up. Throw it away dude.

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never forget

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theeWeeBabySeamus

BFC at the beach (artist’s conception)

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His white foamy product anyway.

Spur

might have to visit BFC at the next managers meeting in SoCal

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Huzzah

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herodotus450

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Redshirt

I watched “Coach” as a kid. I’m watching “Coach” as an adult. The question still remains:

How does Hayden Fox consider Luther a friend, let alone hire him as an assistant coach?

Spur

They killed and buried a hooker together.

King Hippo

that is the strongest possible male bond

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WCS

*Defensive coordinator

herodotus450

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Spur
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Spur

this Gif smells like cigarettes and dirty water.

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AND FLORIDA?

herodotus450

Like I always say, “when an Equanimious St. Brown graduates and goes to the nfl, an Osiris St. Brown will be there to take his place.”

yeah right

Hey kids! Want to play the annual Eliminator challenge?

Here’s the link!

http://fantasy.espn.com/nfl-eliminator-challenge/2018/en/group?groupID=56874

It’s the DFO Crack Suicide Squad. Pick a winner each week using each team only once.
Lead yourself to fame notoriety and “Legendary” status here at DFO.

Be all you can be!

King Hippo

committing suicide after your entry goes out? optional!

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Spur

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Redshirt

Two turnovers in one play at Extinct Mexican Culture – Red Tree. Everyone finish your drink.

Spur

Extinct? They co-opted the Catholic Religion.

Redshirt

I may have confused it for the Mayans, but the Spanish conquered their empire in the 16th Century. That’s still technically “extinct”.

Spur

Michigan State wins

herodotus450

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I like her.

Spur

she looks latina. proceed with caution….sexy, rough, angry caution.

herodotus450

Wisconsin only needed one quarter of preseason to figure shit out, but these nfl gloree boys need four whole games?

WCS

they dont taek nees during the nathem either god bless #MAGA

Brick Meathook

The trick is playing WKU

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Redshirt

(at casino today)

Mississippi Stud Poker Dealer: “But you’re getting good cards. You’re have outs. You should at least be winning one or two hands. How are you still losing?”
Me: “Story of my life.”

King Hippo

you could have also told him “Bengals fan”

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Spur
herodotus450

Even Larry Nassar thought 11 was too low for Mich St.

King Hippo

BANNER this circuit

Spur

This SDSU Defense, i call them the Lumberjacks ’cause they’re chopping down these trees.

Spanky Datass
BrettFavresColonoscopy

I picked up the keys to my place, walked along the beach, and am grabbing a pizza now. Yeah, this place is pretty nice.

Brick Meathook

Where?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Santa Monica

theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t take this the wrong way, because I really like you…
But fuck you.
Yes, I’m jealous.

theeWeeBabySeamus

If you decide to buy weed, hit Lincoln Blvd. then hang a right onto Rose Ave. About halfway to the beach it’s on the right side. Tell the really hot chick there I said hi. She’ll know what it means.

Senor Weaselo

And that’s how BFC got blacklisted from every weed shop in the area!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I resent that. I always behave myself in weed stores.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You know, bcuz I want weed. And they have weed.

theeWeeBabySeamus

AND IT’S NOT MY DAMNED FAULT SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER.
OK, it kinda is….but still.

Spur

that’s the last time you’ll visit the beach.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why does everyone keep saying that? I’ve already been to the beach a half dozen times without living right on it. Imma be at that beach.

Spur

You didnt say you live in Santa Monica. That’s different.

theeWeeBabySeamus

In your honour, Sir.
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herodotus450

HOW ARE THERE EVEN RANKINGS THIS EARLY IN THE SEASON!? I though even the BCS solved that nonsense by not releasing official ranking until week 7.

WCS

BUT HOW WILL THE INNOCENT, RATIONAL DENIZENS OF ALABAMA KNOW THEIR TEAM MIGHT BE GOOD?!?!?

Redshirt

How can Ohio State and Michigan State hold it over That School Up North that they have a higher ranking?

WCS

Point out their respective records against the Fightin’ Khakis in the last 15 years?

Spanky Datass

Same goes for “AP Preseason All-American” players. It’s just stupid click bait.

King Hippo

li’l safety dance (ya!) fer the Trees

herodotus450

Hilltopper is definitely a euphemism for strip mining, no?

Spur

Touchdown Utah State. Pending extra point will be 31-30

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I resent the implication that Jamie Pressley doesn’t also incite ladyboners

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, if this is gonna turn into an angry peggers night?
I’m probably still OK with it.

litre_cola

I am originally from Winnipeg but generally good natured so not an angry pegger.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You know you want to see Jaime Pressly wearing a strap on just as much as I do!!!!!

Shit, I said that out loud didn’t I?

Spanky Datass

Water, wet; Dirt Cowboys, woeful.

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herodotus450

Sorta looks like you got yerself a Morgan Webb there, fella

King Hippo

“This is why we only schedule MAC opponents” – Non-Sparty B1G ADs, in unison

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Inorite?

– Stanford

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

TRUE STORY: That kid couldn’t play the banjo.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No shit?

Brick Meathook

Actually it is true.

Brick Meathook

I kinda fucked this up. Please disregard. Carry on.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Isn’t that one of Ned Beatty’s lines from the same film?

Spur

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Spanky Datass

Love her.

herodotus450

The holes really opened up big for Gaje Ferguson on that INT return.

herodotus450

“This Taiwan Deal is the worst trade in the history of trades.”
Demented president complaining about a future trade deal with China, or a demented sports writer complaining about a future trade involving Wisconsin RB Taiwan Deal.

King Hippo

also possibly a swingers review?

Spur

Aztecs!

Spur
Spur

Guess who’s team stayed late to drop orders on the Friday before a 3 day weekend because sales decided to sandbag their orders? Oh should i add accounting is moving off Great Plains and all orders need to be drop TODAY.

Fucking Sales.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

*whose

Spur

Folks

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King Hippo

Imaginary Cowperson

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