Your “Come Down & Waste Away With Me” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Hello, new Commentists. I’m Beerguyrob,

I post the odd article from time-to-time, and I usually have something to do with non-gameday Open Threads. During the week I tend to keep things focused on football, although I like to throw my History degree into the mix once in a while, and sometimes I expound on things personal and/or Canadian.

Like Canadian politics.

But on Saturdays, and off-season Sundays, I generally like to post music videos, because there’s been enough crap to deal with during the week that you don’t need me going off the rails on something stupid. Plus, everyone’s here to talk about sports & post gifs, so why be a dick?

This is a long-winded way of me getting to my main point: I’m drunk as a skunk at the Foo Fighters concert in Vancouver tonight, so I typed this on Friday so it didn’t get in my way before leaving for the show.

Avoiding hassles – it’s the DFO way!


Tonight’s sports:

  • NCAA:
    • Clemson at Texas A&M – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Southeastern Louisiana at LSU – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Fresno State at Minnesota – 7:30PM | FS1
    • Penn State at Pittsburgh – 8:00PM | ABC
    • Southern California at Stanford – 8:30PM | FOX
    • California at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
    • Connecticut at Boise State – 10:15Pm | ESPNU
    • Michigan State at Arizona State – 10:45PM | ESPN / TSN5
  • CFL:
    • Stampeders vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
  • UFC:
    • UFC 228 Preliminaries: From Dallas – 8:00PM | FX / TSN2
  • MLB:
    • Cubs at Nationals – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1 / MLBN
    • Yankees at Mariners – 9:00PM | Sportsnet

I’ll be back Tuesday night. Until then, I bet you’d like to know who’s taking control of the live-game Open Threads?

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A BAR FULL OF FSU ALUMNI WATCHING AN FSU GAME? ITS LIKE BEING TRAPPED IN A COAL MINE

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I actually have. My best friend from college (NCSU) married an FSU alum. Before they got hitched, we somehow ended up in a bar with all of her compatriots. I said….

You’re not really marrying this chick, are you?

He did. And she’s a lovely person. In spite of her allegiances.

But still…fuck FSU.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brocky
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Brocky

Pictured: metaphorical gif of brocky trying to figure out how th fuck embedding works

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m not going to say that there’s no chance that UConn’s going to come back from this 48-0 deficit, but I am going to say that there’s a 100% chance that, if they do, I’m not going to be awake to see it.

Night all.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Halftime muzak….

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

ooops…..yay foar edit function.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s a nice bong she gotz there.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Just went outside to close the windows in my wife’s car and one of our cats leapt out the darkened back seat and out the passenger window.

The good news is that I probably don’t need to see the cardiologist anytime soon, because my heart can kick it into overdrive no problem.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Horatio Cornblower

UConn football is lookin’ good!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

the fuck, Horatio? 0-31 halfway through Q2? Where is that famous CT resolve?

Horatio Cornblower

Don’t ask me I was watching ‘Gone Girl’ with my wife.

Neil Patrick Harris got a better ending in that movie than UConn’s likely to get tonight.

yeah right

I really like that movie.
Mostly Carrie Coon but I also like David Fincher.

Horatio Cornblower

I was surprised by how much I liked it.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Book was better.

Wakezilla

Matron saint Emily Ratajkowski was wonderful in that

King Hippo

I am betting David Shaw wears a sweatshirt and khaki pants to funerals.

theeWeeBabySeamus

In honour of BeerGuyRob, who I am currently a little jealous of if I’m being honest….

King Hippo

and YES, the Gators were indeed, somehow, someway, RANKED.

yeah right

To quote one of my favorite KSK bits, I think it was Drew and Ookie.

“I’m higher than Betty Crocker.”

King Hippo

Dan Mullen? Welcome to Hell!

WCS

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“Hotel California” plays nonstop.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow, I’d really like to have a conversation with that idjit.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s a parody account.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Thank goodness. Faith in humanity back to baseline.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You KNOW some people actually think that.

Wakezilla

Billions of people every year, eh? Sounds legit

King Hippo

Mark Stoops is gonna jism all over that footy pitch

King Hippo

ah stand corrected, EMPTY HAND and UK has won!!

King Hippo

4 seconds left, FL needs 75 yards on a Kordell or Stanford band.

/that fumbre will be overturned

King Hippo

FL can’t manage the clock properly neither, so this is in the barn

King Hippo

snapped the ball too quickly on 3rd down, but can still run it down to :36 before taking delay of game.

WHICH THEY DON’T (snap at like 5 or 6 seconds, which is lunacy), but FL muffs punt, has on own 6 with 29 ticks left.

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King Hippo

Still, one is looking at a team that can’t pass getting it back with MAYBE 20-25 seconds, inside their own 20.

King Hippo

Kenfucky gets what would be the game-winning first down…but they run out of bounds

theeWeeBabySeamus

Jeebus.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Hold up. I know that’s not Jeebus.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I would get on mah knees for Dr. Girlfriend, however.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Certainly worship worthy.

From the front, back, side, top, bottom, or other.

King Hippo

I had forgotten just how boner-inducing she is

King Hippo

Louisville tied with Larry Bird U at the half. Jeebus, the ACC is ass, even by ACC standards.

WCS

All the Pitt fans who said “THIS IS OUR YEAR,” now are facing a 37-6 deficit to Pedo State.

King Hippo

well, they didn’t say they were no Happy Appy ,, smh

King Hippo

also, FUCK OFF you-know-who!!!

King Hippo

hey, looky loo – MOAR ineffective Wildcat!

King Hippo

Looks like after much herp and derp, Kentucky will eventually lose 22, 24, or 25 to 21.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not watching, but looking at time and score, they need what, two first downs to keep it?
Yeah, I wouldn’t take that bet with Kentucky.

WCS

103 degrees at kickoff for SPARTY and HERM.

No. Just, no.

King Hippo

I’m surprised Herm’s Guardian ad litem allowed that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I think it would be funny if someone shot the Pat Tillman statue (at ASU’s tunnel) with a paintball gun and then yelled….

OOOOOPS!!!!

Yes, I’m still going to hell. This is not news.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

When you get to Hell say hi to Pat

Fronkenshteen

Going to sleep. Gonna try for 12 hours. Little man will probbo have me making his breakfast at 8:00, though. That’s ok. Sinatra, coffee, and omelettes till football. That’s bliss.

King Hippo

Cats drop easy pickerception. Wonder if that will come back to haunt?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK Sparty, you’re up!!!! Pound those Sun Devils like a coed in…well…Tempe.

King Hippo

Teams that still run Wildcat packages: PLEASE STOP.

King Hippo

Samford (no es “Stan”) up 23-14 on FSU late in Q2. Oh please, God. I know you’ve already done MOAR than enough today.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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litre_cola

Did that poor bastard just fumble it out of the endzone while making a football move?

theeWeeBabySeamus

No, but that was the call and there ain’t gon’ be no replay to reverse. Sorry Aggies…heckuva try.

theeWeeBabySeamus

aTm about to get fucked over.
Jeebus.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That was out of bounds. Also, you’re correct.

King Hippo

just don’t look! just don’t look!

litre_cola

That is a horrible call and a horrible rule.

Redshirt

I didn’t watch tennis. Was Serena being an entitled bitch or was the judge being an insensitive asshole?

King Hippo

YES

/also did nae watch

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Both.

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

The coaching thing I thought was iffy, she did break her racket so that was justified, but to lose a game because she called the Umpire a thief was a bit much. Her take is that male players have done a lot worse (Andy Murray) and had faced no consequences. I felt bad for Osaka, and Serena did call out the fans who were booing because it was upsetting Osaka who just won her first Open, I’m just sorry that she won with some controversy. She played really well.

King Hippo

Florida gets gypped on NON-REVIEWABLE “over the post” FG call, trail UK 21-10 entering Q4. 31-game series losing streak, Tim Couch responsible for ONLY Cats win in EVAR.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I hope Clemson plays like this when we play ’em.

King Hippo

do I have to do the goddamned Ron Howard voice for ya?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’d like it if you would.

theeWeeBabySeamus

But seriously….Clemson’s D is giving up the middle like bitches. Anyone come to mind who can make that throw every goddamned time?

litre_cola

Well I know it isn’t Chad Pennington.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m hungry

Doktor Zymm

I’m sneezy! Who’s everyone else?

King Hippo

fuckity fucked?

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

According to my friends – Gassy.

yeah right

I could probably aptly fit Dopey right now.

Redshirt

I’m Horny.

King Hippo

oh dear fuck, they’s a horny elephant in the clubhouse!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s best just to let him finish, Clark.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Is this a catch?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Personal foul, initiating contact with the head.

Doktor Zymm

Nawt a football move

King Hippo

Lime-flavoured alkie fizzy water? IT GOOD

/simpler than making a real drank, prolly also less calories

//also less hangover-y

///I noticed all the hot womenfolk in Coors Field (aka The Surface of the Moon) were drinking it, too (tis “White Claw Hard Seltzer” to be specific) which doesn’t help me feel any less like Lyle the Effeminate Heterosexual

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ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

I saw that today at Costco, they had a case with 4 different flavors, can’t remember which ones.

King Hippo

Ruby Grapefruit is also quite good. I’ve had a third varietal, but me no remember which. Only 100 calories per can, there is minimal stomach and almost no head hangover. Very good for FOOTBAW.

Doktor Zymm

I HAVE STAYED AWAKE UNTIL SEVEN! I AM WINNERING!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Seems overrated