Your “There Is Only One Game Today” Sunday Morning/Early Afternoon Multi-Purpose Post

Much like any Giants fan I’ll be obligated to watch their eventual embarrassing demise vs. Carolina. But like many folks that like football in and of itself, the Jags/Chiefs game is must-eyeball TV. Also, we’ve got some pre-NFL appetizers on in the form of EPL action. TO THE GAMES!

Den/NYJ:

This is the story of “The Two Case Keenums”. One is a dreadful pocket passer with a QB rating of 66.7-that’s dead last among starters. T’udder is the out-of-pocket tosser. He’s 6th in the league at a 108.6 clip. Gentlemen, start your roll-outs! I figure the Denver D has enough juice left in it to throw rook qb Darnold under the short bus.

Mia/Cin:

Despite being down Gio and deep threat wr Ross it seems likely that Cincy should have little trouble with the “They are who we thought they were” 3-1 Fins.

Atl/Pitt:

The Falc’s O can play with anyone. Their D cannot and they are missing their best player on the line, at lb and in the secondary. If the weather is fine this game should remind me of my fave video game ever-Pong.

NYG/Car:

I’ve no idea what to make of the 2-1 Panthers coming off their too-early-in-the-season bye. So I’ll just say this (again). Play wr Shepard in your flex. He’s caught 16-17 targets the last two tilts and you know what they say about volume… You don’t? “Eureka!” is what they say about volume. Can I make my argument stronger? Slot cb Bradberry has given up a TD and 205 yards vs. Beasley and Tyler Boyd.

Jax/KC:

Here it is. I don’t expect too much out of KC’s wr’s but Hunt catching out of the backfield and te Kelce vs. an lb should produce some results. Enjoy.

GB/Det:

The Pack might be down both Cobb and Geronimo but Rodgers always finds a way. Now’s the time to play that hunch you have on their 5th string wideout.

Bal/Cle:

I find it very difficult, even impossible, to cheer for the Ravens. There, I said it.

Ten/Buf:

If rb Henry doesn’t run wild on the Bills league-worst rushing D then drop his sorry buttocks immediately after this game and don’t look back. This one should be over at about the same time as the first quarter.

Go Man City!

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Spur

Derrick Henry just busted a 12 yard run.

The Maestro

Joe Flacco has such a tiny personality that it makes you forget he’s 6’6″ and 245 lbs.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s a lot of Mayonnaise.

litre_cola

Cinci is a good football team. They will win that division and win 1 game in the playoffs, then Lewis will get another extension.

Spur

Donks still trying to figure out they need a QB.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

I mean, you have to change SOMETHING in Denver after a shittastrophe like this.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The fans and media will call for it; we’ll see if Elway does.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fuck.

Dolph Ucker

So, there’s a guy who falls through an escalator? And the fire department shows up to rescue him? And it’s a TV show that actual people watch? Is this even a thing?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That sounds about ten points above “reality” shows.

King Hippo

oh shit, Litre coming back on teh Hippo

litre_cola

Heh heh, Ryan td would be nice.

King Hippo

Brokeback QB? Breaks the Bills backs.

Spur

Stupid Sexy Rodgers

King Hippo

Judge ItoDOWN!!!!

Fronkenshteen

Black cats!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Dear CBS:
Thank you for showing KC-JAX. Now, can you switch it over to one of the other games you are broadcasting in which the outcome is still in doubt?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Contractual obligations”

Redshirt

“Sponsors checks’ already cleared”

King Hippo

ElishaFace??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

run this in, Falcons!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy fucking shit Ravens!?!?!?!?!?

I’m out a grand, missed all of the early slate, and I check and see you’re pulling THIS SHIT???????????

King Hippo

c’mon you Striped Pylon fucks, ye can cover all teh way now!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I need to just comb my monkey.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mother Puncher

That’s not what Peter Gabriel would do in that bathtub

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, that bastard doesn’t care about utility bills either.

Mother Puncher

Last time pork worked out real well. Any suggestions for what to do with lamb stew meat?

litre_cola

Slow cooker with a bunch of root vegetables, some red wine , garlic, stock and let it simmer until it is soft as butter.

Dolph Ucker

Detroit self-immolation is underway. Pending review.

King Hippo

Don’t think that 2nd MV-S score will stand. Hope so, though.

litre_cola

I am having a very bad day.

Redshirt

Miami vs. Cincinnati: Who wants it more or less!

fleshwound_NPG

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King Hippo

DonT needs another ciggy, I bet

Mother Puncher

Holy shit Bengals

Gatoraids

tannederp

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dolph Ucker

I packed this bowl for two.
/sees there is only one here
/high fives all around

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t spill it!

Mother Puncher

Atkins with the Suh standing sack

Spur

Jags did good. My parley lives

Spur

leaping Mariota.

King Hippo

like Super Mario Bros. character. Wa-Luigi?

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You guys, I need some weed. Edibles preferably

King Hippo

Move?

Mr. Ayo

I got a bag of them. Come on by.

fleshwound_NPG
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is pretty fucking funny.

King Hippo

2 more TDs, and I gets a Bungles push

litre_cola

Whoa the beater caught a prayer.

Spur

nice catch by Mixon.

King Hippo

WOW!!! Lookit Beatie Mixon!!!!

Mother Puncher

Mouthy-white-girl Down!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I hate my family.
Why do they always feel the need to drop in unexpectedly during sportsballing?????

Jeebus.

Mr. Ayo

This is why you should always have some meth on hand.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No, this is why I should have California legal weed on hand. While living in California.

Let’s see those assholes drop in unannounced then!!!!!!

litre_cola

Weed is legal up here in a couple of weeks. Welcome aboard!

theeWeeBabySeamus

That could work. I could hang out at Tim Horton’s anonymously.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And yes, I’m a grand poorer now than when the day started, but not even because of bad bets.

I hate my family.

LemonJello

They don’t have locks on the doors in that part of NC?

theeWeeBabySeamus

If only it were that easy.

Dolph Ucker

Prater looks like he’s trying out for Crosby’s slot.
/looks promising

Spur

Hey KC don’t blow your goodwill. Kelce and Hunt are going to make it easy to root against you. When Andy Reid acts like Andy Reid, no one will feel sorry for you.

litre_cola

Jalen Ramsay is really good at the defensive backing.

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I think my cat knows how enraged I’ve been over the last week because she’s insisting on sitting on my lap for a constant petting which is one of the few things that’s immediately soothing for me

King Hippo

cats are remarkably intuitive and empathic (if you have been accepted/invited into their tribe)

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And with that, she’s decided to leave lol

fleshwound_NPG

KHunt doesn’t like keeping money

herodotus450

My dad says he’s a lazy bum.

litre_cola

Oh Browns.

King Hippo

Let’s go, Njoku.

Fronkenshteen

Rite?

King Hippo

sad thing is, his consistent mediocrity has been am improvement for me. Somebody cut Greg Olsen, though, and I scavenged him if/when his foot lets him play a few weeks.

Fronkenshteen

Hurst doing anything today for Balt?

King Hippo

Have not checked yet, but seems like nobody doing much.

Fronkenshteen

Fucking Panthers fucking my fucking parlay all to fuck. Gosh darn it.

King Hippo

MV-S for 6!!!!!

Fronkenshteen

Congrats

litre_cola

You. I do not like you.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Monday long weekends are the best long weekends.

Sharkbait

Fact

fleshwound_NPG

every year the afc south raises my hopes of an 8-8 or 7-9 division champion

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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