Continuing With Novembring – JV NFL Open Thread

King Hippo

I have no overriding theme this week, as work beat mah cracker brains to a pulp this week.  Here are some fixtures:

TCU at West By God Virginia (Noon, FS1)

Nobody does “letdown performance after emotional win” quite like Fuckers du Cousins.  Then again, Bloodeyes actually lost to goddamned Kansas.  As did Kris Kobach (snort).

Ohio State at Michigan State (Noon, Fox)

Stick with me here – Sparty wins today, then we can hope for tOSU to beat Meeeechigan at home to ensure we get a fun team in the playoffs.  Okies, Fuckers du Cousins, Wazzu – somebody other than watching the B1G champ lose by 40 to Roll Damn Tide.  Otherwise, one can always make side bets on which coach might have a heart attack on the touchline first.

South Carolina at Florida (Noon, ESPN)

Just fuck everything about Florida, straight in all its various and sundry fuckholes.

Mississippi State at Alabama (3:30, CBS)

Cowbells are ranked 16th, so one can imagine this as a first round matchup in a proper playoff system!  There Will Be Blood.

Oklahoma State at Oklahoma (3:30, ABC)

Why the hell is the Bedlam Game being played so early?  I could see this being a trap for the Okies against their BDSM-friendly cousins, but I just can’t get myself over the line to bet on same.

Washington State at Colorado (3:30, ESPN)

This could easily be a trap game for the Cougars, if the Buffs only weren’t so awful.  It still might be.  Because I can’t have nice things, and I really want Mike Leach to win out, FFS.

Baylor at Iowa State (3:30, FS1)

Here because I have #HAILGAMBLOR on BayBay, both ATS and ML.  Fuck you, you have a problem.

Oregon at Utah (5:30, PAC-12)

Middling PAC-12 action!  Sign me up, yo.

Auburn at Georgia (7:00, ESPN)

Be warned, Aubie feels good after itself after watching TAMU Jimbo theyselves down the stretch last week.  This is one of those very strange rivalry fixtures, too.  One that involves odd-coloured ties and blazers.

Clemson at Boston College (8:00, ABC)

Win one for the masturbatory memories of cheerleader Molly McGrath!!

Cal at USC (10:30, ESPN)

Golden Shower Bears damned near got Wazzu again last week.  Will they similarly cause headaches for Troi Boiz in our tweaker fixture?  MAYBE!

King Hippo
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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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It’s damn chilly out, but I’m out here at my neighbor’s around a roaring fire. Kiddos are making smores, men are smoking cheap cigars and sipping beers, moms inside drinking wine & chatting away happily, Fronk sneaking vape hits under cover of darkness and doing $1.00 bets on Goddamn fine autumn night in America. How’s my FSU pick looking?

yeah right


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yeah right

Ok this is too strange not to share. Earlier today I was scrolling through the betting lines mostly out of curiosity. Honestly I really don’t pay that much attention to college ball but I had an outright epiphany. No shit.

I bet one game. I have no idea why. I couldn’t name a single player or even a head coach of either team. Hell, I’m not even a fan of either team and I don’t even like the B1G.

I bet the Gophers over Purdue despite everyone saying Purdue should destroy them.

Last I checked Gophers were up 34-3!

That’s some bizarre shit no doubt.

Minnesota was +275.

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

Defensive struggle in Norman: Combined 62 points and 811 total yards … at half!


Colorado up early against Wash St. and John Wayne is proud.


Eddie Thomas prefers when Cougars are on top.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not in the business world….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Of course at some point he has to face the music.


“Watch where you’re going Pilgrim, err, I mean Mongolian! I’ll shoot you with my sheepskin.”