Only three games on the late sked but we’ll make the best of it, won’t we? My couch groove is making it really difficult for me to ignore these games that are completely ignorable. Plus I’ve got dry-roasted peanuts! (I mix them together with regular salt and vinegar peanuts. That way, you can really taste the salt) And beer. And scotch! And spiked lemonade! And ice water! My options make this basement seem like a Horn of Plentiness. TO THE GAMES!
Bolts/Raiders:
There’s nothing much stopping Phil and the Gang from running roughshod over this lousy crew. Unless Gruden has found a way to channel overall discontent and disinterest into turnovers, TD’s and an effective game plan. Nope, sure looks like Gordon is gonna get his third straight 100+ game. But the bigger question-will he average more than 7+ yards per carry for the 3rd week in a row? That stat is mighty impressive indeed. Chargers romp in a game of no interest to anyone outside the betting/fantasy community.
Fins/Packers:
Hey look here-we’ve got an inter-conference yawner on our eyebulbs! Just… how is Miami still a game over .500? Smoke, mirrors, bells, whistles, charms, blackmail, pipe dreams, voodoo-most likely all of these have factored in at one point in the season.
Seahawks/Rams:
Damn, does it ever bother me that wordpress doesn’t recognize ‘Seahawks’ as legit. Anyway, the Rams gave up their loss virginity last week and now face a Seattle squadoo that doesn’t have their collective butts up their collective ani(?) any more. Whatever. Goff at home is nothing to be scoffed at.
Let the footballs fly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsuuHa8NaN0
bahahahaha
Since it’s Eagles-Cowboys tonight, I think I’m going to do something more enjoyable such as playing the Star Trek: Enterprise theme song repeatedly, I’m going to skip every episodes and watch only the opening theme until I die.
last funny:
doctor: i’m afraid he may never wake up from his coma
my wife: on his will it says he’s left all his updog to you
doctor: what is updog
my wife: i don’t know
[my body starts convulsing]
Do the Rams green sideline apparel count as stolen valor?
Oh good. Pete Carroll deserves to lose forever.
is wilson actually gonna do this?
The answer is no.
or as OKC Bomber put it Let’s Go, Motherfucker!!
/assuming I lip read right
oh goddamnit
BLACK VELVET:
BLUE VELVET:
This only aired once with good reason:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlR-I57nmr4
bahahaha what the?
Aired live in May 1990 for the In Living Color pilot(!) and has never been shown again. DVD releases change the sketch and re-airs just skip it.
Great comedy is always based on awfulness. Look at almost every Mister Show sketch.
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS GREAT!
This autumn weather actually reminds of my first sexual experience. The timid, awkward gropes, the constant coaxing, and the sign that said, “Gas, Grass, and Ass, No One Rides for Free”! Goodness, it was a brisk autumn day too.
I was really glad when Uncle Dave died.
*sound of dry leaves blowing across an otherwise silent landscape*
JEEEEEEEBUS, let Gurley Man do it. Moe-rons.
drop kick kickoff, that was…mildly fun
found a funny:
white lady next to me at the Kroger muttering about “this rap crap” as kris kross “jump” plays and oh you have been mad for a WHILE, sharon
thats great
9.5 MOAR years of Gruden!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! score in like the only way to deny me fantasy points
come on goff, throw that TD!!!!!
this is Russell Wilson’s fumble!
Seems like he’s coming up a bit short this season
THIS GUY JON GRUDEN I CALL JAMES DYSON ‘CAUSE HE’S PERFECTED THE ART OF SUCKING
Hi guys, I hope that all of you are doing well!
I’m making slow cooked oven ribs tonight! They’ve been cooking in a spice rub at 200 degrees now, and they’re about ready to take out, rub with bbq sauce, and put in under the broiler for 10 minutes.
What are you all making?
maybe I will go get ribs for instapot now
also maybe booze
Well, that goes without saying, in this day and age
I’ve got a slab of cow – chuck roast- in the Instant Pot and I’m making French dip sandwiches.
I’ve got some Philippe’s mustard and some horseradish.
We throwing down!
Leftover sausage, peppers and onions from last night on a toasty roll.
I actually put some butter and garlic on the toasted rolls for the French dip.
Damn!
fuck a duck, to beat Seamus I need the non-gendered Cowpersons to at least play competently
Oh raiders…
Three of their last four games they have scored 6 or fewer points.
I’m pretty sure all of this is just a lead-up to the announcement that the Raiders will be playing in Albuquerque until the Vegas stadium is ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYRFQk2PjO8
Chasen’s Chili in two easy steps:
Give me a reminder after the season. I’m gonna do that for Sunday Gravy next year.
Sure!
I need to decide on what if any pies to take to Thanksgiving besides pumpkin.
/side eyes OSZ
Here’s a handy guide:
I am statistically sound!
A pie chart!
Some years I go for pecan, others apple. This year is pecan. I’ve also had success with a cranberry-pear. Chocolate cream is a good idea all year round.
Pecan is always a solid choice.
I’ve had success with cashew pie too. Freaking delicious.
I’ve thought about doing a nut mix pie–pecans, walnuts, and hazelnuts. Cashews would be nice and creamy in there. My wife has made a macadamia nut pie before–pricey to get the nuts, but super sinful, especially with a chocolate bottom.
Macadamia pie sounds amazing.
I would also like to point out that you can use any winter squash in a pumpkin pie recipe. Acorn squash makes a much lighter and airier pie.
I have had squash pie and you’re spot on! A much lighter texture and no less delicious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmOkXV-S1zQ&t=353s
Alex Smith scored 12.72 fantasy points in the Reacted’s 16-3 victory over Tuberculosis, and that is all you need to know about that team
Somewhere Derek Carr’s second grade math teacher is saying to herself, “THAT’S why you need to learn math”
the Trinity only goes up to 3 ppl forget that
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THROWING THE BALL AWAY ON 4TH AND 5, CARR?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!
HOW DO YOU THINK JESUS FELT ABOUT THAT THROW?
DO YOU THINK IF HE WERE HERE RIGHT NOW HE’D JUST PAT YOU ON THE BACK AND TELL YOU IT’S NO BIG DEAL?
NO! HE’S KICK YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK AND SCREAM AT YOU TO GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING BIBLE-THUMPING HEAD IN THE FUCKING GAME.
This week, on Raiders Fans React Reasonably. . .
He would probably knee him in the dick, unless he had time to change out of his sandals. Jesus was probably pretty short, so he also has the option of punching him in the dick.
Derek Carr was actually Cleo Lemon in disguise! Always do a check before driving off the lot!
I’m really trying to figure out the conversation that led to this occurring
hahahaha 4th and 5 for the raiders. what ya gonna do?
Oh well done Carr
Turns out kayaking wasn’t in the early morning like I thought, so that’s what I was doing during most of the early games. I learned some neat stuff and saw some seals and a sunk boat and learned where Sausalito got its name, so not a bad trade off. Now home, booze open, and good for the Browns!
go check out the Matthew Turner. its really neat!
https://www.marinij.com/2017/03/30/sausalito-tall-ship-matthew-turner-ready-to-set-sail/
I kayaked past it! I love tall ships
yea goff!!!!!! there ya go!
that RAMMMIT nows how to ram it!
I bet someone at some point said “I like a gal with spirit” to her, and she promptly kicked them as the comment deserves
Instant Pot. ENGAGED!
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You ever do sancocho? Someone was talking about it the other day and I’d never even heard of it, but it definitely looks like the sort of mess I’d like to pile into my mouth.
/ off to Google
I almost brought mine on vacation.
I miss it already.
Cause of the discussion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eSg3WS5X70