Fair warning, I have no idea what to write about this week. So I’m not even going to try.
I’ve been burning the candle at both ends for the past several months in a lot of ways. Much too much, actually.
Now more recently, between excessive traveling, lack of sleep, dealing with family issues and just a general malaise? Well, I’m now really sick for the first time in a long time. And am thus getting a very late start on writing tonight’s open thread. At least partially because I’m also trying to plan/prepare to go out of town again next week for an extended period. This time north to Baltimore.
Return my calls JJ Fozz !!!!!!!
Bottom line however, this post is gonna stink tonight.
That being said, I did go to the store today and buy some Emergen-C, however.
Admittedly, it tasted pretty good. But so far it isn’t doing jack shit to make me feel any better.
Wish I had some weed.
/sighs heavily
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Sports Which Will Make You Sick 2Nite
NHL
- Blackhawks @ Lightning – 7:30pmEST – TV: NBCSN
NBA
- Rockets @ Pistons – 7:00pmEST – TV: NBATV
- Jazz @ Lakers – 10:30pmEST – TV: NBATV
NCAA Hoops
- Louisville vs Marquette – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Tenn St. @ (10)Kentucky – 7:00pmEST – TV: SECN
- George Mason @ Cincy – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- UC Davis @ Indiana – 7:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
- South Alabama @ aTm – 7:30pmEST – TV: SECN
- Cleveland State @ tOSU – 8:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- UT-Arlington @ Arkansas – 8:00pmEST – TV: SECN
- (5)Tennessee vs (2)Kansas – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Florida vs Butler – 9:30pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Baylor vs Ole Miss – 9:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- UMass vs (6)Nevada – 10:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- Seton Hall vs Hawaii – 11:30pmEST – TV: ESPN2
NCAA Footy
- (6)Oklahoma @ (13)West by God Virginny – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- (16)Washington @ (8)Washington State – 8:30pmEST – TV: FOX
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Doctor Doctor
Oh, don’t act so surprised. If you didn’t see this one coming then you don’t know me at all.
Enjoy….
Yikes. You using the whole fist there, Doc?
No, I didn’t say stop.
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OK Time To Self-Medicate
Some Emergen-C mixed with freezer vodka, followed by a two day coma oughta do the trick. I’ll see ya in a few days. Probably.
Have a great weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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God DAMN
Kind of surprised she fake n bakes with a thong on
She’s got a little Jaime Pressley about her…
There’s a gif with her side by side of JP in Poison Ivy 3. Let me find it.
Huh. I found this and a lot of discussions.
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I guess I conflated the PI3 gif and that jpeg.
JP in Poison Ivy 3
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Oh, shit. McNair died!?!
If the NFL gives Trump the team, do you think he’d resign to just play Owner?
I am tired and am not nearly as drunk as I would like to be
Same
Early 80’s flash backs.
Midwest summer nights.
Two guitar sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIIZhWCtKHw
There’s a great porn video that starts this way, sans wheelchair
“Anja Juliette Laval”
Over here!
Over here!
For some reason I have these queued up
NO FAT CHICKS
I like the Washington Phallus in the background. Nice touch.
ALL RIGHT YOU GUYS AREN’T LITTLE JERKOFFS LIKE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE, I’M CEDING CONTROL BACK TO MY NEPHEW.
REMEMBER, JEFF GEORGE USED TO CALL CRIS CARTER “MISSING H” NOT BECAUSE OF HIS NAME BUT BECAUSE HE REALLY LIKED FARGO TO AN UNHEALTHY EXTENT.
SEE YOU NEXT THANKSGIVING IF I AM STILL ALIVE
Love ya, Uncle Ed!
Uncle Ed needs his own account!
The porn version of Fury Road looks dope.
That thing was made by some hipster doofus (with sleeve tattoos and a nose ring because of course he does) just so it could be photographed not eaten. It’s impossible to eat because it will fall apart and the ingredients suck anyway. I am absolutely correct here.
It’s delicious, you have lost your fucking mind.
IS MOHAMMED ATTA THE CHEF?
WARREN MOON IS MY FAVORITE BLACK QUARTERBACK EVER. SECOND PLACE IS KORDELL STEWART AND IN A DISTANT THIRD JON KITNA WHO I BELIEVE DID THAT BLEACHING SHIT SAMMY SOSA DID
JESUS CHRIST MOOSE IF I WANT TO SEE A BUNCH OF BIG TITTED BROADS TWIRILING SUGGESTIVELY I’D GO TO THE FAMILY REUNION
this is where one recalls the Vegas line was Steerfuckers -3
USUALLY WHEN THERE’S THIS MUCH SCORING IN MORGANTOWN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, MONONGALIA COUNTY PLANNED PARENTHOOD’S INBOX IS FULL BY 8 AM
Especially in prison.
I wish there was MOAR footy, and I could get even drunker.
/HEY, they is tomorrow!!
Yep, that Hawai’i — San Diego St. that’s sched’ for tomorrow would be perfect RIGHT NOW!
WOW OKLAHOMA AND WEST VIRGINIA IN ONE STADIUM. DO THEY PLAY FOR THE BRONZE METH MOUTH?
If it was copper, that fucker would be resold at 8am tomorrow morning.
Gotta respect an entire species whose life motto is “Fuck You”
Oh, wait. That’s us, too.
Fuck.
good God, is that a FAT CROWD in Morganhole (even by Murrikan standards)
I was reading about a possible NFL expansion. Again.
I really hope they give a team to Houston.
Haven’t they suffered enough?
I think LA has proven themselves as a footy-mad town, they should get both.
Btw I ordered a Bournemouth #24 Fraser home Jersey. I am so betting the draw against the arseholes on Sunday.
right proper bet!
I feel that fucker!
I HOPE THEY EXPAND INTO A MALIGNANT DICK TUMOR
The San Diego Metastatizers.
The Thunder Bolts!
Femur Drums
I STILL DONT KNOW HOW ARMY HELD THE SOONERS TO 21, BUT THERE’S A INJUN JOKE IN THERE IVE DRANK TOO MUCH COKE AND LYSOL TO GIVE A SHIT
It’s perfectly fitting that Jim Thorpe’s rise to prominence was defeating Army when it was #1 in the nation (though back then that was like being … you know).
54-51 on Monday nite? HOLD OUR MOONSHINE
the snow really is gorgeous on the Paloose
/gonna make for tough drunk driving home, though
That’s the best time; the coppers are busy, and doughnuts in the street are not that unusual.
man makes a SOLID POINT!
does NAE look like Atlantis will B-long 2 Florida, after all
There’s Battle 4 Atlantis, but I missed The Battle and the Atlantis, 2 Battle 2 Atlantis, and Battle for Atlantis: Tokyo Drift.
holy cats, you simply CAN NOT punt, under any circumstances
hey idiot – NOBODY is kicking a FG into a swirling blizzard
Has Huskie QB made a bone headed decision tonight? Because the other three on my teevee box have.
IF IT IS JAKE BROWNING THEN PROBABLY YES, JUST WAIT IF NOT
He threw a pretty bad interception earlier.
I mean it can’t compare to all the bone headed decisions a husky QB made yesterday.
/Stafford. I’m talking about Matt Stafford.
/WCS up to 7% gin?
11%
Has to be double-figures after that fumble.
I’ve switched to bourbon, and it’s probably like 25%.
mixing clear and brown liquors? We really WILL have to get them funereal speeches ready.
yes this needs another Black Cherry alkie fizzy water
My old coach would have described these offences as “… two unmanned fire hoses tearing up the field.”
In a manner of speaking.
Three catches each for more than 50 yards for that wvu guy, in one quarter? How about some fucking cover 2, eh Oklahoma? Some deep safeties?
This game is just a pinball machine.
and a BLIZZARD GAME as flipping option!
49-45. Q3
Wife material. Also, she could start on the Dolphins next week if she’s interested
what alternate universe is this where girls can drive??
In real life she was a horrible driver.
Reverse extra points for the Fightin’ Leaches
Arby’s?!?!
Roast Beef??
I wonder if she got extra fries.
Probably just a side-order of chlamydia.
That confirms it is an Arby’s.