Nearly a year ago I threatened to do this occasionally.
And by “this” I mean thrill all of you with my horrible taste in music. And the sexiness therein. Well, it took me nearly a year to get back to it, but here we are.
Well I Guess That’s Music Allegedly #2….is on the air!!!!!!
I love The Who, but that’s a terrible fucking song.
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Sports To Make You Sing 2nite
NHL
- Devils @ Caps – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN
NBA
- Rockets @ Spurs – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Nuggets @ Blazers – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
NCAA Hoops
- (25)Mississippi State @ Dayton – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Coastal Carolina @ South Carolina – 7:00pmEST – TV: SECN
- (22)Wisconsin @ (14)Iowa – 8:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
- Oklahoma State @ Minnesota – 10:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
NCAA Footy
- Northern Illinois @ Buffalo – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- (17)Utah @ (11)Washington – 8:00pmEST – TV: FOX
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You Can Hate The Music
But you can’t hate the ladies.
Enjoy….
Avril Lavigne
If you hate Avril then you hate Canadia. And that makes you a bad person.
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Kylie Minogue
Occasionally, Australia manages to get things right.
Occasionally.
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Katy Perry
‘Nuff said. Ooooof.
I don’t know exactly what she’s looking for down there. But I’m more than willing to help her find it.
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Musically Correct Equal Timingz
The ladies love him, who am I to argue?
Yikes. I’m feeling a little gay now. Meh.
KATY!!!!! HELP ME OUT HERE!!!!!!
Whew. That’s better.
Have a great weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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Just hearing about Khunt. How bad is that video for him to get released? I’m guessing he knocked out or gave the woman jello legs?
It’s bad.
Here’s the breakdown.
They argue, he shoves her, she swings at him, he shoves her again.
People pile out of room. Several grab him and start hauling him away, although it’s pretty clear that if they didn’t things would have gotten a whole lot worse in a big hurry.
One guy stays with woman, trying to keep her away. She pushes past him, goes towards door yelling and clearly not happy. Looks to take a swing at someone.
Someone, not sure who, moves the pile, (and, gosh, who would have experience in that), which decks not only the girl but the guy who was trying to hold the girl back. Both of them go across the hall and into the wall, apparently hitting their heads. Both are down. Woman gets up, sort of stunned, sits back down.
Hunt, now out in the hall again because that’s clearly a good idea at this point, tries to get at stunned girl while another woman tries to block him. Unfortunately she apparently plays for the Giants and he gets around her and, for reasons that I’m sure make sense if The Handmaid’s Tale, kicks the downed woman.
It’s going to be a while before Hunt sees the field.
Or will it?
–Dan Snyder
“ME FIRST! YEEEEHAW!!”
-You know who
Snyder will let Hunt see the field right after Hunt pays $85 for parking.
NICE!
tries to get at stunned girl while another woman tries to block him. Unfortunately she apparently plays for the Giants and he gets around her
Stop stop, they’re already dead!
I wonder what would happen if The Strokes employed a violinist, banjo player and upright bass?
Well wonder no more motherfucker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Z4uA0QQTY&list=PLdIzJ-vcrEH7g8LAFKy17PQkkSgCvf4AG
Dance!
“Hey, you dropped something.”
Would do so.
She is so damn cute, plus the comedy boner factor (CBF).
H.W. Bush is dead.
Looking forward to hearing the New Evangelical GOP tell us all why he was a rotten piece of shit undeserving of Lord Donald’s recognition.
Now they can pry that young lady’s buttocks out of his cold dead hand.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/mayor-leans-toward-missing-kid-rock-led-parade-after-remarks/ar-BBQjuYa?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Don’t bust on H.W. He should’ve been a rich privileged old money son of a senator Yale dickhead except World War II broke out and he became the youngest U.S. Navy pilot even though none of his background mattered in a combat squadron. In fact, the other pilots made fun of him for being rich, but he proved himself to them. That experience in his life is why I always thought he was different from the other Republican jackasses, including his son. He’ll always have to answer for his father and his son, but H.W. was okay because he was a combat veteran, and a kid when he did it.
Adolf Hilter was also a combat veteran when he was a young man; you can be a veteran and a total asshole, or you can be a saint, or anywhere in between. A person is judged on the entire body of work. You can’t let anyone off the hook just because they pulled a stint, likewise you can’t condemn them for it either. H.W. did some evil shit while in the CIA and as POTUS, but in context he was far from the worst, even in his own circle. I completely agree his dad and son were way worse.
Oh yeah? Who do you want to be President of the United States . . . Mother Teresa? Ralph Nader? How about Hillary Clinton (who I fucking voted for thank you very much)? Donald Trump?
George H. W. Bush was OK. He was a blue-blood who got beaten down by his squadron mates. He was closer to one of us than you’ll ever see. His politics were the last of the old Republicans.
He has to answer for not stopping his son from invading Iraq, just like Daddy! he didn’t do it. But he should have stopped it.
Bad breath? Try Kryptomints (TM)
Puffy!
Best part of Logan’s Run. I had a huge crush on Jenny Agutter.
Same.
Quite a few years where I was kind of locked into a “type”, similar to her. I probably missed opportunities by not being open to difference.
Hard to find stuff from Ms. Cary, but an absolutely beautiful song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yhfd2LwlZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8PBKhqRUrc
This video of KHunt has to be really really bad if Andy Reid couldn’t stomach it.
More from ‘Beat The Retreat’, a various-artists album covering Richard Thompson songs. This might be the best cover ever, in my very fucking subjective, (but 100% objectively accurate), opinion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ9zjXVxhgg
Thank you. IMVSO accurate to your opinion.
That’s one of my favorite lines ever. I remember hearing it for the first time on the radio and spitting a drink across the room.
Radio? I say that, but I first heard them on an album.
My first exposure to Monty Python was the old Dr. Demento radio show.
Yeah, at one point, like at a a party or bar a few of us would “We gotta leave now if we are going to catch MP.” on PBS.
Speaking of Mexicans, here’s Los Lobos covering Richard Thompson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZZg8xQ0RVg
Evening
Indeed it is.
I also am convinced it is, but I’m open to contradictory evidence.
Since the X vault has been opened…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5ikNYY0JgQ
(they ripped the shit out of this song when I saw them; so happy I went up there despite being on trial the next day)
Kicksville is right next to Hicksville, but very much more fun.
“Oh yeeeeeaaaah.”
-Sebastian Paweł Janikowski
“The video is taken out of context!!”
-Kareem Hunt
Let’s go FULL MEXICAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHBZFSYA12Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHBZFSYA12A
I thought Morrissey was Polish.
The Mexicans LOVE LOVE LOVE Morrissey. And why not?
THE gays do to….. and again; WHY NOT?
Man, you never go full Mexican…
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjwx4lt-hVU
Just saw them last summer/fall on their 40th anniversary tour. Hell of a show, especially since Billy has to sit down for the whole show and Exene apparently has some kid of neurological disorder going on.
Getting old is fun!
X was the best band of the ’80s. I only want to remember them from heir music.
That’s heir raising!
Great song. Not sure what’s going on the video though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdXjm8pZMws
A lot of videos are like that; “Well, here’s our song, here the budget, we need the video by tomorrow, ok?”
“OK, but I’m high as fuck.”
I can absolutely see that happening, especially with Humble Pie.
Yes, I could see it happening with the Stones, but the budget would be substantially higher.
Like a LOT higher.
So my cousin from Texas, cousin Darla passed away yesterday. While it’s indeed sad she was very much a victim of her lifestyle. She was a year older than me but I gave up that shit in the 80’s and she never did.
Fly high Darla. Gonna miss you sweetheart.
Sorry.
Thanks. Basically same age as me. Meth is a hell of a drug. You can’t be doing that shit in your 50’s for Christ’s sake. Cheers cuz.
Well, shit.
Here’s one for Darla. RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10agPj0Vzu4
C’mon man, not when my family is around…
Did you pop a boner in your khakis again?
Sir, all of our meth is locally sourced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwIymq0iTsw
Aww fuck, now we all gotta stand up.
Show some respect! Place your right hand over your bong!
I don’t indulge, but I am drinking right-handed.
That works.
I’ve always been partial to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Z60CT6sLA
I don’t know why but I can listen to that slow beat between “star…spangled” about 1,000 times and it never gets old. I’ve isolated it and that’s the small moment that does it for me.
Favorite cover for anybody who’s ever heard a classic Beatles tune and thought to themselves, “Yeah, this is pretty good, but what if instead of that, it was Wilson Pickett wailing over an Allman Brother grooving.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y8Q2PATVyI
That is so much better than the original.
Although I may be biased, because I fucking hate ‘Hey Jude’
Of course you are biased; musical appreciation is fucking subjective.
I’m pretty sure the remaining Beatles aren’t losing any sleep over what I think of their music.
Ringo just was turned over.
I always liked Hey Jude until they get to the self indulgent nah nah nah naaaaaaahs.
But this is vastly superior anyway.
Any combination of those three I’m good with on any song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgXOW3lX25Y
One of my favorite songs by my favorite band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voCl-d5ZqGM
You have exquisite taste sir.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrWsmlJSiw
Nets were up 7 with 33 seconds left in the 4th quarter.
They did not win.
Such is life.
NC State would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
(fuck off Wisconsin)
They’ve lost 15 games and at least five of them have been a result of their loading a revolver, sitting down on the floor, and carefully shooting their testicles off.
You need to keep writing this chronicle. But also learn how to tell a terse dick joke. I learned brevity of storytelling in the submarine service and only killed a few people. None of them were Americans so it’s okay.
It’s tough for me to tell a dick joke because I’m a true businessman in the bedroom. I’m all business…and I’m all man. No funny business.
ha ha I wanna see the receipts
When you are getting pegged you HAVE to be all business.
Here’s one for you then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg
That’s unfortunate, but good for #content. Can’t wait for the next post.
This is what I signed up for. It’s what I expected. And it’s here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr1Qe2m8oOA
Lookin’ down the barrel
of a gun
Son of a gun
Gettin’ paid
Gettin’ rich
I’ll take ‘Swedish Girl Bands That Aren’t ABBA’ for $800, Alex….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSvJJE1iZmY
Ooh, found a live version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loPqT7EFxCs
So much for the theory* that “no one ever wants to fuck the bassist.”
*theory brought to you by Eddie Spaghetti, lead singer and, you guessed it, bassist for The Supersuckers, the greatest rock and roll band in the world.
The only way a TD would be scored in this game would be on a fluke play like that.
Oh honey, that’s way too much tape for me.
Where the hell is the rest of that tape measurer? Somebody’s gonna have to clean that.
Nice random clitoral … I mean random ORBITAL sander.
I’m not sure what that project is, but I am positive it is going to end up well off-line.
I really can’t believe he didn’t throw up Karen Carpenter for this post.
She and Dolores O’Riordan will get their own week. Probably about the time I’m feeling fat from my winter weight gain.
😉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwmU343eBu0