Your “O Moon Of Alabama” Saturday Evening Open Thread

I’m in America this weekend – Everett Silvertips hockey Saturday night; the flexed earlier Niners-Seahawks Sunday afternoon. I have $200 cash to cover all bars. ENOUGH?


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Rangers at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Leafs at Wild – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Jets at Devils – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360 / City
    • Golden Knights at Oilers – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NBA:
    • Raptors at Cavaliers – 8:00PM | TSN
    • Celtics at T-wolves – 8:00PM | NBATV
  • NCAA:
    • Football:
      • Mountain West Football Championship: Fresno State at Boise State – 7:45PM | ESPN
      • ACC Football Championship: Clemson vs. Pittsburgh – 8:00PM | ABC
      • Big Ten Football Championship: Northwestern vs. Ohio State – 8:00PM | FOX
    • Basketball:
      • Stetson at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
      • Wake Forest at Richmond – 7:30PM | NBCSN
      • Cornell at Syracuse – 8:00PM | ESPNU
      • Oregon at Houston – 9:00PM | ESPN2
      • California at St. Mary’s (Cal.) – 10:00PM | ESPNU
  • UFC:
    • Fight Night: Dos Santos vs. Tuivasa: From Adelaide, Australia
      • Prefight – 7:00PM | FS1
      • Prelims – 8:00PM | FS1
      • Main card – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN2

Big day tomorrow – Everton v Liverpool. GO TOFFEES!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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herodotus450

Instrumental national anthem by osu, can’t wait for everyone to take Roseanne’s side on this one

Brick Meathook

Not one but TWO big brass marching bands combined? Now THAT’S how you do the national anthem.

Redshirt

(Sousaphone’s player empties spit-valve on the playing field)

Redshirt

Its a sad sign of the times that I’m half-expecting a brawl to break out between the Northwestern and Ohio State Marching Bands.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

moment of silence and grab a lady’s ass be a better H.W. tribute

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

I think he gets a slight explanation. He had a form of Parkinsons’ so he doesn’t have full control of his body. It happens to elderly people. If I recall all allegations was when he was in a wheelchair already suffering. If there was allegations I don’t know about when he wasn’t suffering from Parkinsons, I reserve the right to retract this statement and may he burn in Hell.

It happens to elderly people. My grandfather suffered from dementia and in the last years he would get very crude with his comments. That doesn’t make him a bad person; just not well.

I am not condoning his actions; I just giving a possible explanation.

King Hippo

yeah, I think was likely age-related

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Breasts and asses seem like a pretty specific target to me, but what the hell.

Redshirt

His people tried to say it was wheelchair-height related, but every guy knows the only safe place to touch a woman in a friendly manner is on the hand for a handshake and maybe shoulder in a reassuring manner if you know the person. The fact that he started to go into “unsafe territory” late in life makes me thing that his brain started to misfire.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Maybe. I’m not going to make excuses for him or condemn he either, it is unknown to us. From what we do know it does seem out of character.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s something I’m happy to make fun of him for, but not willing to condemn him to hell for.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Grocery store sushi; won’t post from hospital.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

that would have been pretty creepy coming from anyone but you, Gus!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

What game will be closer? Weed Symbol v Rovells, or Son of Clem vs Dan Marinos?

King Hippo

betting my teevee box is mostly on Boise/Fresno. I won’t even flip to the Son of Clem murdering

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Pitt’s about to get Dabo’d.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

…..dafuq?

Unsurprised

12:00:01 A.M.
December 1, 2018

No Nut November is over.

herodotus450

What’s the fucking point of a shipment tracking feature if it’s just wrong? Getting jerked around over here like a two dollar whore.

herodotus450

Might be the qualudes speaking, but neither of those teams looked dominant, and I think with a good game ou or osu outscores them.

King Hippo

apparently gonna snow in the Boise game

Spur

Climate Change is not real

herodotus450

Old people are generally cold, thats why they dont buy in to global warming.

Redshirt

Reporter: “What did you see or hear that made you knew you’d be able to pull this off?”
Hurts: “The sight of Coach holding a picture of my Grandma with a knife to her neck helped.”

rockingdog

final 4 are gonna be Clemson, Alabama, ND, and Oklahoma.

litre_cola

Absolutely, you can’t get housed by Purdue and make it.

King Hippo

they’d still rip Hitler Mice to pieces, but clearly after Okies

Redshirt

Yup. If it was a close loss to the Trains, they have a chance, but you can’t overdo a 29-point loss. ‘Homa closed the door on them.

Now if OSU wins 100-0…

litre_cola

Duke is playing a hat University who is 1-7, why even bother?

blaxabbath

“Georgia should have just kept the lead. They had the lead then they gave it up. Why’d they give it up? If they’d have kept it, you know, they’d have won.”

-Donald Trump, fucking his own daughter (again)

King Hippo

probably doesn’t even wait for her to finish first ,, smh

Viva La Tabula Raza

He’s a competitive guy, whoever crosses the finish line first is the winner.

Spur

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litre_cola

Fucking fucks you were right there AGAIN

Spur

know if Ohio State can lose it would be an ok day in JV Football.

Redshirt

You shut your overly sexually active mouth!

Brick Meathook

My God Georgia is milking this out

Redshirt

How hard is to say “run to the end zone and catch the ball”?

blaxabbath

::Glances side to side::

-E Smith

King Hippo

Hail Mary time

/always makes Saban’s skin burn

rockingdog

nope.

Redshirt

Its December 1 and its lightning like at the Hill Valley Clocktower the night of November 12, 1955.

I’m starting to think Al Gore was right.

rockingdog

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I saw that in theatres, and it was pleasant enough but fell into the “I’m not watching this again even if it’s on at 3 am on some random HBO” category.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I heard Tua got his ass beat by his father, so when he goes Menendez Bros. in a decade don’t be shocked.

Mr. Ayo

There’s that turnover

Mr. Ayo

–A. Reid

Brocky

This is just a reminder that my hatred for Notre dame runs so deep I dont hate Alabama just for the possibility they’ll meet in a bowl game

King Hippo

same, but also applies to Clemson (the hatred level)

Spur

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blaxabbath

Looks like Bama has about 90 dressed guys on the sideline.

Brick Meathook

Tua’s daddy is gonna beat his ass.

blaxabbath

::Meanspirited crack about Georgia football fans and their shitty unfair election system and white trash political leadership::

rockingdog

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blaxabbath

Big Ben gonna get him fired.

Spur

Those dogs got sent to live up in a nice farm.

Redshirt

That was Georgia’s only hope. They don’t score a touchdown, they run out the clock and kick a walkoff field goal.

King Hippo

Pick six, and they’ll beat the spread!

King Hippo

WHAT SAY YEWWWWWWW!

litre_cola

I hope Liverpool wins.

litre_cola

Sorry Tina, Ike didn’t mean that.

King Hippo

hee hee, I deserved it

/JUST LIEK TINA

blaxabbath

The SEC should name their divisions “South” and “East”.

Mr. Ayo

And send Vandy to the “North” division.

Spanky Datass
Redshirt

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Spur

Time for Bama to put these doggies down.

King Hippo

is only right!

litre_cola

What in the fuck was that???????????????????????????????????????

Mr. Ayo

Oof, that was a dumb call

King Hippo

no timeout when they saw Bama in punt safe?

King Hippo

incredible defensing and WOMP WOMP!!

Redshirt

UCF just won the National Championship (non-Playoff Participant Division) again.

litre_cola

This is banner worthy.

Spur

next comes the heartbreaking Georgia turnover.

litre_cola

My thoughts exactly.

King Hippo

should have been RIGHT THERE

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

And that was how Sherman justified burning everything!

King Hippo

TOUCHED DOWN YEAH!!!!

litre_cola

This is the timeline we live in.

Redshirt

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♪♫♬ Woah oh oh! ♪♫♬

Spur

Hail Satan!

King Hippo

WOO!!!!!

rockingdog

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Redshirt

National Radio Broadcast:

“Alabama is done. They’re out of the playoffs!”
“Touchdown Alabama! They’re coming back!”
“Touchdown Georgia! Alabama is out of the playoffs!”
“Touchdown Alabama! Alabama is back in the playoffs!”

King Hippo

ROLL DAMN TIDE!!!!

rockingdog

yooo Hurts in at QB now!!!
oh shit.

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