Fallout:
-T.O. opened up his bridge-burner again and to no one’s surprise threw hc Garrett under the bus for having the gall to lose to a superior team. Several wanks were wanked.
-Harvey Dahl awaits his inevitable fine and perhaps a flurry of ‘random’ drug tests(?) for not expressing himself like an Anthony Hopkins in The Remains of The Day during the heat of competition.
-Aqib Talib awaits his inevitable fine and perhaps a flurry of ‘random’ drug tests for not expressing himself like Peter Sellers in Being There during the heat of celebration post-game.
-not exactly fallout but one of the linemen, Bob Kuechenberg from The ’72 Dolphins, passed away. He was one of those classy racists (like Matt Birk and Tim Thomas) that turned down a White House visit back in 2013 because a black fella happened to be running the nation at the time.
TO THE GAME!
Muscle Cars/Tea Party Throwers:
This doesn’t bode well-Rivers has never beaten Brady head-to-head in a game. However, in the man-to-man matchup in The Game of Life he’s way up 9-3. (I’m assuming Tiffany will come through with the deliverable-she’s a seasoned pro in her own right)
If you’re a history nutball like myself you’ll happen to know that the very first time these two met in a championship game (back in January of ’63) the Chargers came away with a 51-10 victory.
Sorta looks like near the end of the line for both Brady (maybe another year?) and Gronk especially after you saw the latter stumble and totter while trying to chase that Fins player during that miracle win.
It’s time for a bloody… Ceasar.
TB still refusing to back up on the kneeldown to keep his thousand yards
Heh, I can almost hear the wistfulness in Romo’s voice when he hears what happens, when you have an actual owner, coach and team around you as opposed to Jerruh, the Clap’R’Tron 3000 and whatever players got sentenced to play in Dallas
Ok, Chargers score here, get the two pointer, onside kick, recover, another score, another two pointer, and BOOM they cover.
Hey BFC, I’m tryin here.
Welcome to the Tom Brady Invitational Kansas City
It’s incredible to me that the Jags and Lions beat this team.
That was just so we have the Narrative of basically… Rocky 2? But now it’s time for us to rise, bloodied, but unbroken and TO TAKE BACK OUR STOLEN TITL…Why yes, I am indeed drunk, why?
Edit: By the way, weren’t we also pantsed by the Tits too?
Ahhhhh, sweet release… We’ve all been waiting for that.
Better if you choke yourself.
All these commentators talking about how great Sony Michel’s played, but you fucking know if they hadn’t drafted him, Bellichik’d have CJ Anderson running all over the Chargers today.
YES ONSIDE KICKS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN FUCK YOU
Wow, imagine if you actually went for it earlier.
I’m sorry you’re all depressed by this game, but I hope you can find some joy in my current feeling captured in cat form.
Romo just praised the Spanos clan for turning around the franchise.
beat me to it!
He probably thinks JERRAH is a great owner too, so frame of reference is important.
“They’ve really done a complete three-sixty from where they began.”
Damn it, someone tell Jim and Tony that it’s not the pain of the hits that Old Man Rivers is showing, it’s the painful realization that he’s going home… to his 8 children and a wife starting to get ideas from the Handmaid’s Tale
gimme 3 steps, gimme 3 steps mister…
Oh just let them have that one.
I am forging a buttress against depression! The mother sauce is on day 2 of simmering and I’ve got a lovely cabernet sauvignon just aching to pair with it. Damn it smells incredible up in here.
Dinner’s at 4!
I can make it there in time right?
Time warp!