As you undoubtedly know, it’s Award Season in Hollywood: The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and, of course, the AVN Awards. Make it Snow will be giving you the best preview for the Oscars and I have made it my mission to provide you the best AVN Award preview on any website that doesn’t require parental control. (YET!)

You may notice that, like the Oscars, the nominating committee tends to congregate around certain films and types of films and thus you’ll see multiple nominations for the same film. Adult movies, they’re JUST LIKE US!

Over the last two days, I’ve previewed the Acting Categories and the Technical Categories. Today, we discuss The Movies.

I will list for you each category, highlight in BOLD my pick, and provide commentary at the bottom. For brevity’s sake, I’ll stick to the major categories.

Without further ado, TO THE NOMINEES!

Best Action/Thriller

• Cartel Sex, Kelly Madison/Juicy
• The Coven Wives, Sweetheart/Mile High
• Criminal Passion, Babes/Pulse
• The Cursed XXX, Adam & Eve Pictures
• Dark Obsession, Digital Playground/Pulse
• Fantasy Factory: Wastelands, Girlsway/Girlfriends
• Fly Girls: Final Payload, Digital Playground/Pulse
• Girls With Guns, Digital Playground/Pulse
• The Matchmaker, Kelly Madison/Juicy
• NeverMore, Digital Playground/Pulse
• One Step Ahead, Wicked Pictures
• The Possession of Mrs. Hyde, Wicked Pictures
• The Puppeteer, Sweet Sinner/Mile High
• Squirtwoman: Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions
• Undercover, Marc Dorcel/Wicked

In Undercover, the action is not just sexual. The movie has a plot that really captures the imagination during the refractory period and keeps you watching until the next sex scenes. It wins.

Best All-Girl Movie

• Angela Loves Women 4, AGW/Girlfriends
• Axel Braun’s Girlfest, Wicked Pictures
• Bare, Jules Jordan Video
• The Exhibitionist 2: Women in the Wild, SexArt/MetArt/New Sensations
• Foxy as Fuck, Nubile Films/Pulse
• Girl Time 2, X-Art/Adult Source
• I Screw Girls, Screwbox
• Interracial Girlfriends 3, Third Degree Films
• Lesbian Performers of the Year 2018, Elegant Angel Productions
• Lesbian Stacked, Lesbian X/O.L. Entertainment
• Madam Eva and Her Girls, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
• My Boifriend, Viv Thomas/MetArt/Girlfriends
• Skinny Dipping, WebYoung/Girlsway/Pulse
• Unleashed, Adam & Eve Pictures
• Women Seeking Women 157, Girlfriends Films

Girlfriends Films should win here and I see their collaboration with Viv Thomas and MetArt as the choice. Plus, the word “boi” is in vogue, so that will surely tip it over the edge.

Best All-Girl Series

• Dream Pairings, Girlsway/Girlfriends
• Girl Girl Sex, abbywinters.com/Wicked
• Girls Gone Pink, Mofos/Pulse
• Good Girls Gone Bad, Brazzers/Pulse
• I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It, Devil’s/Pulse
• I Love My Lesbian Stepsister, Filly/Combat Zone
• Interracial Girlfriends, Third Degree Films
• Lesbian Adventures, Sweetheart/Mile High
• Lesbian Analingus, Sweetheart/Mile High
• The Lesbian Experience, Digital Sin
• Lesbian Stories, Viv Thomas/MetArt/Girlfriends
• Lesbian Psychodramas, Girlfriends Films
• Pussy Lust, Reality Kings/Pulse
• Subby Girls, Reality Studio/VIP
• Women Seeking Women, Girlfriends Films

You saw above that #157 was nominated, right? This series goes back a LONG ways and is still bringing it.

Best Anal Movie

• Anal Cuties 8, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment
• Anal Destruction 4, Analized/Girlfriends
• Anal Domination 3, Deviant/Metro/Pulse
• Anal Newbies 8, LeWood/Evil Angel
• Ass Candy 3, Brazzers/Pulse
• Backdoor Beauties 2, Babes/Pulse
• Daddy Fuck My Ass 2, BurningAngel/Exile
• DP Masters 6, Jules Jordan Video
• DP Me 7, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment
• First Anal 6, Tushy/Jules Jordan
• Gape, Elegant Angel Productions
• Manhandled 11, Belladonna/Evil Angel
• Manuel Creampies Their Asses 5, Jules Jordan Video
• My DP 4, Tushy/Jules Jordan
• Soapy Anal Babes, BAM Visions/Evil Angel

Remember kids, lubrication is VERY important during anal!

Best Anal Series

• Anal Beauty, Tushy/Jules Jordan
• Anal Destruction, Analized/Girlfriends
• Anal Dolls, Hot Frame/Evil Angel
• Anal Newbies, LeWood/Evil Angel
• Anal Nymphos Anal Legends, Manuel Ferrara/Jules Jordan
• Anal Perfection, Vision/Digital Sin
• The Art of Anal Sex, Tushy/Jules Jordan
• Ass Workout, BAM Visions/Evil Angel
• DP Masters, Jules Jordan Video
• DP Me, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment
• Interracial Anal, Dark X/O.L. Entertainment
• Mr. Anal, Bang Bros/Girlfriends
• Perv City University Anal Majors, Perv City/Adult Source
• Surrender to Anal, Bang!/Pulse
• Teens Love Anal, Team Skeet/Pulse

I wish I could go back to college and take Anal as a major…

Best Anthology Movie

• 1-800 Phone Sex, Brazzers/Pulse
• Absolutely Fuckable 2, Porn Pros/Pulse
• Carnal, Wicked Pictures
• Future Darkly, Pure Taboo/Pulse
• Games We Play, Trenchcoatx/Jules Jordan
• Gina Valentina’s Wet and Wild, Penthouse/Girlfriends
• Hot Bodies 3, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment
• Icons, Vixen/Jules Jordan
• Manhandled 10, Belladonna/Evil Angel
• My Neighbor’s Wife 2, X-Art/Adult Source
• She Likes It Rough 2, Digital Sin
• Split Screen, Kelly Madison/Juicy
• Swimsuit Calendar Girls 2017, Elegant Angel Productions
• Taste of the Forbidden, Holly Randall/Pulse
• Work Hard Bang Hard, Fucking Awesome/Pulse

What can I say? I like fit girls…

Best BDSM Movie

• Balls Destroyed 2: Electric Boogaloo, Reality Studio/VIP
• Bound by Mistress Julie 2: Zentai Bondage, Julie Simone Productions
• Charlotte Cross: An Evil Queen is Born, Severe Sex/Exile
• Cherie DeVille Is Kinky, Kink.com/Jules Jordan
• The Collector: Chloe Amour Captured, Bizarre Video Productions
• Darker Side of Desire 2, Sweet Sinner/Mile High
• Divine Bitches 23: The Hotel Divine, Kink.com/Jules Jordan
• Hotwife Bound 3, New Sensations Tales From the Edge
• Kink School: An Advanced Guide to BDSM, Severe Sex/Exile
• Mean Dungeon 11, MeanBitch/Exquisite
• Rub Jewell the Wrong Way, Crowned Jewell/Pulse
• Sissy Boys: Good Gurls Serve, Reality Studio/VIP
• The Submissive Oishii, Verso/Pulse
• The Training of O: Dani Daniels, Kink.com/Jules Jordan
• Vegas Subsluts, PascalsSubsluts/Exile

While you may think I would have voted for my own movie, Cherie deVille really deserves the award this year.

Best Comedy

• Booty Thirst Trap, Adam & Eve Pictures
• Car Jackerz, Desire/Girlfriends
• Cursed, Wicked Pictures
• Dirty Grandpa, BurningAngel/Exile
• Family Holiday, Sweet Sinner/Mile High
• Lady Boss, Girlsway/Girlfriends
• Losers Never Get Laid, Adam & Eve Pictures
• Love in the Digital Age, New Sensations Romance
• Making Ends Meet, Wicked Pictures
• Metal Massage, BurningAngel/Exile
• Party Girl, True Love/Juicy
• Second First Date, Wicked Pictures
• Starfucked, Kelly Madison/Juicy
• Wedding Belles, Digital Playground/Pulse
• Xander’s World Tour, Brazzers/Pulse

To steal Make It Snow’s bit, Dirty Grandpa SHOULD win, but Second First Date WILL win.

Best Continuing Series

• Bang Bus, Bang Bros/Girlfriends
• Barely Legal, Hustler Video
• Dark Perversions, Kelly Madison/Juicy
• Don’t Break Me, Mofos/Pulse
• Girls and Their Boys, abbywinters.com/Wicked
• Hookup Hotshot, Hotshot/Evil Angel
• I Survived a Rodney Blast, Rodnievision/Exquisite
• My Sexy Little Sister, Digital Sin
• Natural Beauties, Vixen/Jules Jordan
• Raw, Manuel Ferrara/Jules Jordan
• Rocco’s Intimate Castings, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel
• Spring Break Fuck Parties, Team Skeet/Pulse
• Sun-Lit, Trenchcoatx/Jules Jordan
• Swallowed.com, Swallowed/Jules Jordan
• Unscripted, Nubiles/Pulse

Mort agrees.

Best Drama

• Adoration, Sweetheart/Mile High
• After Dark, Vixen/Jules Jordan
• Camgirl, Wicked Pictures
• Fallen II: Angels & Demons, Wicked Pictures
• The Game, Wicked Pictures
• Hollywood Ending, Wicked Pictures
• Insomnia, Wicked Pictures
• Invictus, Sssh.com
• Mind Fucked: A Cult Classic, Severe Sex/Exile
• Never Forgotten, Wicked Passions
• Paparazzi, Sweet Sinner/Mile High
• The Seduction of Heidi, Adam & Eve Pictures
• Talk Derby to Me, Sweetheart/Mile High
• A Trailer Park Taboo, Pure Taboo/Pulse
• Trashy Love Story, Trenchcoatx/Jules Jordan
• The Voyeur 2, Sweet Sinner/Mile High

This is one category I’ve never understood. I don’t know why you’d want drama in your porn. To use the tears for lube? I don’t get it.

Best Ethnic Movie

• Asian Anal 2, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment
• Asian Bombshells 3, Elegant Angel Productions
• Axel Braun’s Asian Connection 2, Wicked Pictures
• Big Black Wet Asses 15, Elegant Angel Productions
• The Black Archangels, ArchAngel/Girlfriends
• Black on Black, Baeb/New Sensations
• Brazil Xposed 2, Evil Angel
• Latina Lust 2, Pure Passion/Digital Sin
• My Asian Hotwife 3, New Sensations
• Perfect Latin Pussy 4, Reality Kings/Pulse
• Pho’king Asians 3, Devil’s/Pulse
• Rancho Erotica, Penthouse/Girlfriends
• Spicy Latin Girlfriends 2, Mofos/Pulse
• True Black Romance, ArchAngel/Girlfriends
• Young Latina Pick Up Sluts, Canale Corp/Evil Angel

I really wanted to give it to the Latina contenders, but I can’t in my right mind give the award to anyone but the Pho’king Asians.

Best Ethnic/Interracial Series

• Blacked Raw, Blacked Raw/Jules Jordan
• Dredd, Jules Jordan Video
• Her 1st Interracial, Dark X/O.L. Entertainment
• Interracial Casting Couch, Net Video Girls/Pulse
• Interracial Icon, Blacked/Jules Jordan
• Latinas Like It Big, Team Skeet/Pulse
• Mandingo Massacre, Jules Jordan Video
• Meet Mandingo, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment
• Monsters of Cock, Bang Bros/Girlfriends
• My First Interracial, Blacked/Jules Jordan
• Pho’king Asians, Devil’s/Pulse
• Poppin’ Latin Pussy, Reality Kings/Pulse
• Spicy Latin Girlfriends, Mofos/Pulse
• Teeny Black Chicks Trying White Dicks, Team Skeet/Pulse
• White Out, Devil’s/Pulse

It’s a Pho’king Asians world and we’re just living in it.

Best Featurette

• 31 October, AllHerLuv
• The Dark Panther: A DP XXX Parody, DigitalPlayground.com
• Déjà Vu, MissaX
• The Doll House (from Fucked Up), Pretty Dirty/Girlfriends
• Duplicity, Girlsway.com
• The Gift, PornhubPremium.com
• The Governess, MissaX
• Hamiltoe, Wood Rocket/Pornhub Premium
• The Jerk With a Johnson: A DP XXX Parody, DigitalPlayground.com
• Killer Blowjobs, ReidMyLips.com
• Living the Dream (from Couples Therapy), Kelly Madison/Juicy
• The Puppet Inside Me, Wood Rocket/Pornhub Premium
• Right to Refuse, Pure Taboo/Pulse
• Speedos Cleptomaniac, XConfessions.com
• The Weight of Infidelity, PureTaboo.com

Surprisingly, I’m calling it a tie here to celebrate the work of both Riley Reid and Xander Corvus.

Best Foreign Feature/Anthology Movie

• A 40 Year Old Widow, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
• An American Nymphomaniac in London, Private
• Crazy Little Thing Called Love, X-Art/Adult Source
• Lana, Desires of Submission, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
• Natural Beauty 2, SexArt/MetArt/New Sensations
• Nymphomaniac Diaries, Sinful XXX/Pure Play
• Office Nymphs 2, Babes/Pulse
• Positions, JoyBear Pictures
• Rocco’s Abbondanza 6, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel
• Russian Institute 23: The Cocktease, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
• Scam, Sex & Stiletto, Jacquie et Michel Elite
• Scandal in the Locker Room, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
• Seducing a Virgin, Sirina Entertainment
• Sensual Seductions, Harmony Films
• Timeless Affairs 3, SexArt/MetArt/New Sensations

The AVNs, like the Oscars, love to make political statements with their winners. The Russian-themed film wins for this reason alone.

Best Gonzo Movie

• All Access POV 2, BurningAngel/Exile
• Bang POV 11, Bang Bros/Girlfriends
• Brazzers House 2, Brazzers/Pulse
• Cameron Canela & James Deen Fuck the World, James Deen/Girlfriends
• Dirty Talk 6, Manuel Ferrara/Jules Jordan
• Extreme Casting Couch, Bang!/Pulse
• Jessy’s Girls, Evil Angel
• Mark & Donnie’s Excellent 3Way Adventure, Spizoo/Adult Source
• Mofos Lab, Mofos/Pulse
• Nacho’s Life, Canale Corp/Evil Angel
• Real Life 7, Kelly Madison/Juicy
• Sexo en Publico 13, Culioneros/Girlfriends
• Snatch Chat, Wicked Pictures
• Unscripted: Snow Bunnies, Nubiles/Pulse
• A XXX Documentary, Kelly Madison/Juicy

I’d really like to vote for Snatch Chat, but Brazzers owns this category. I say they win for Brazzers House 2.

Best Ingénue Movie

• Adventures of Hookup Hotshot, Hotshot/Evil Angel
• Bang Bros 18 #21, Bang Bros/Girlfriends
• Barely Legal 159: Bratty Step Sisters, Hustler Video
• Best New Starlets 2018, Elegant Angel Productions
• Bratty Teens Like It Rough, BurningAngel/Exile
• Coming of Age 4, Erotica X/O.L. Entertainment
• Covet, Red Light District/Pulse
• Dredd’s Teen Devastation, Jules Jordan Video
• The Innocence of Youth 10, Digital Sin
• Petites 2, Baeb/New Sensations
• Pretty Little Sluts, Manuel Ferrara/Jules Jordan
• She’s So Small 16, Porn Pros/Pulse
• Slutty Neighborhood Teens, Perv City/Adult Source
• Teen Temptations, Brazzers/Pulse
• Teens Love Huge Cocks 20, Reality Kings/Pulse

Another genre I don’t really get is the whole step-sister / step-mom / step-dad thing thats going around. When did that become hot? Anyway, 159 in and still getting nominated? That gets my vote.

Best Interracial Movie

• Axel Braun’s Brown Sugar 2, Wicked Pictures
• Big Black Cock FTW, BurningAngel/Exile
• A Black Bull for My Hotwife 2, New Sensations
• Blacked Raw V3, Blacked Raw/Jules Jordan
• The Booty Movie 7, ArchAngel/Girlfriends
• Brown Bunnies 29, Bang Bros/Girlfriends
• Dredd 4, Jules Jordan Video
• Her 1st Interracial 4, Dark X/O.L. Entertainment
• Interracial Crush 3, Elegant Angel Productions
• Interracial Icon 6, Blacked/Jules Jordan
• Interracial Threesomes, Dark X/O.L. Entertainment
• Mandingo Massacre 13, Jules Jordan Video
• My First Interracial 12, Blacked/Jules Jordan
• My New Black Stepdaddy 23, Devil’s/Pulse
• Once You Go Black: Will It Fit? 2, Video Team/Metro/Pulse

Because it asks a logical question that America needs to know the answer to.

Best Lewd Propositions Movie

• The Allowance, Pure Taboo/Pulse
• Backseat Banging 3, Mofos/Pulse
• Bang Bus 73, Bang Bros/Girlfriends
• Blackmailing the Nanny, Vision/Digital Sin
• Busting the Babysitter 2, Porn Pros/Pulse
• Creepy Blackmail, Blackmailed/Evil Angel
• Evil Blackmail, Blackmailed/Evil Angel
• Freak in the Streets 2, Reality Kings/Pulse
• Girls Under Arrest, Adult Time
• I Got Fucked by My Probation Officer, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
• Not for Sale, Kelly Madison/Juicy
• The Psychiatrist, Pure Taboo/Pulse
• Public Sex Adventures, Mofos/Pulse
• Shoplyfter 3, Crave/Pulse
• XXX Pawn, Two Thumbs/Girlfriends

Like the step thing, I don’t really get the “they’re forced/blackmailed” thing. Different strokes, I suppose. I vote for Bang Bus as they’re really just doing it for the money.

Best MILF Movie

• Anal MILF Maids, BurningAngel/Exile
• Axel Braun’s MILF Fest 3, Wicked Pictures
• Cougar’s Revenge, She Will Cheat/Metro/Pulse
• Dredd vs. MILF, Jules Jordan Video
• Hardcore Gangbang 5: Minxy MILFs, Kink.com/Jules Jordan
• Hot Wives and Their Dirty Desires, Adam & Eve Pictures
• Interracial & MILF 2, Blacked/Jules Jordan
• Mandingo’s MILFs 2, ArchAngel/Girlfriends
• MILF Fidelity 3, Kelly Madison/Juicy
• MILF Performers of the Year 2018, Elegant Angel Productions
• MILF Private Fantasies 3, Jules Jordan Video
• MILF Stories: Still Sexy, New Sensations
• Mother Fuckin’ Anal, Belladonna/Evil Angel
• Nacho Loves MILFs, Canale Corp/Evil Angel
• Prime MILF 5, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment

I like Belladonna and I like anal. So sue me.

Best New Series

• Abuse Me, Two Thumbs/Girlfriends
• Anal Maniac, Jules Jordan Video
• Angels, Viv Thomas/MetArt/Girlfriends
• Bratty Teens Like It Rough, BurningAngel/Exile
• Busting the Babysitter, Porn Pros/Pulse
• Dad Crush, Crave/Pulse
• Dark Divas, Devil’s/Pulse
• Lesbian Lessons, Lesbian X/O.L. Entertainment
• Menage a Tranny, Devil’s/Pulse
• My Very First Scene, Vision/Digital Sin
• Petites, Baeb/New Sensations
• Pussy Is the Best Medicine, Brazzers/Pulse
• Shoplyfter, Crave/Pulse
• The Upper Floor, Kink.com/Jules Jordan
• Whorecraft, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

BECAUSE IT’S TRUE!

Best Niche Movie

• Alien Insemination, Anastasia Pierce/Pulse
• Big Tit Creampie 43, Bang Bros/Girlfriends
• Evil Squirters 5, Hot Frame/Evil Angel
• Grannies With Skills, Dirty Laundry/Juicy
• Granny Extreme 6, LaceyStarr/Juicy
• Horny Grannies Love to Fuck 13, Devil’s/Pulse
• Malice Before Daylight, Harmony Films
• My 1st Cream Pie 15, Team Skeet/Pulse
• My Stepdaughter Has a Hairy Pussy 3, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
• Scale Bustin Babes 68, Rodnievision/Exquisite
• Take the Condom Off 2, Kelly Madison/Juicy
• Teenage Breeder, Kelly Madison/Juicy
• Uncle Daddy, Desperate Pleasures/Pulse
• Vampalicious, Women on Top/VIP

Best Niche Series

• Aziani’s Iron Girls, Aziani/VIP
• BBW Dreams, Sensational Video
• BBW Sex Party, Body Positive/Trouble
• Blue Pill Men, Two Thumbs/Girlfriends
• Device Bondage, Kink.com/Jules Jordan
• Femdom Fatale, Julie Simone Productions
• Foot Fetish Daily, Kick Ass/Exile
• Granny Extreme, LaceyStarr/Juicy
• Hogtied, Kink.com/Jules Jordan
• Horny Grannies Love to Fuck, Devil’s/Pulse
• Horny Hairy Girls, Rodnievision/Exquisite
• Kink School, Severe Sex/Exile
• Mean Cuckold POV, MeanBitch/Exquisite
• Please Cum Inside Me, Porn Pros/Pulse
• Squirt for Me, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment

Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Movie

• The Bee Sting, Girlsway/Girlfriends
• Kittens & Cougars 13, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
• Lesbian Adventures: Older Women Younger Girls 12, Sweetheart/Mile High
• The Lesbian Experience: Women Loving Girls 3, Digital Sin
• Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger 62, Girlfriends Films
• Mama Sutra, Girlsway/Girlfriends
• MILFs Seduce Teens 3, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
• Mom Knows Best 8, Twistys/Pulse
• Moms Bang Teens 27, Reality Kings/Pulse
• Moms Lick Teens 14, Reality Kings/ Pulse
• Mother-Daughter Exchange Club 52, Girlfriends Films
• A Mother’s Choice, Pure Taboo/Pulse
• The Older Woman Experience, SexArt/MetArt/New Sensations
• Seduced by Mommy 15, Filly/Combat Zone
• Teens vs MILFs 8, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel

While we’re on the subject, what’s with the moms doing all this crazy shit nowadays? That wasn’t the case in my day…

Best Oral Movie

• # My Face 4, ArchAngel/Girlfriends
• Brad Knight’s Blow N Go Girls 2, Blazed Media/Pulse
• Cum for Me Daddy! 6, Desperate Pleasures/Pulse
• Facialized 5, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment
• Gag Reflex 3, Darkko/Evil Angel
• Gloryhole Secrets: Swallowing Sweeties, Aziani/VIP
• How to Blow! Job, Trenchcoatx/Jules Jordan
• I Came on James Deen’s Face 9, James Deen/Girlfriends
• Kendra vs. Teens: A POV BJ Movie, Lust Army/ArchAngel/Girlfriends
• Load Sharing 3, Darkko/Evil Angel
• Massive Swallow, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment
• My Wife’s First Blowbang, New Sensations
• POV Mania 12, Fallout Films
• Swallowed.com 19, Swallowed/Jules Jordan
• Young & Hungry, Porta Gloryhole/VIP

Fact: The best oral films are the POV films. That way, you can pretend better.

Best Orgy/Gangbang Movie

• Asian Orgy, Third Degree Films
• Blacked Out 8, Devil’s/Pulse
• Fuck’em Fill’em and Feed’em 2, Aziani/VIP
• Gangbang Creampies, Darkko/Evil Angel
• Gangbang Her Little White Thang! 21, Dogfart/Pulse
• Gangbang Me 3, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment
• Gangbanged 9, Elegant Angel Productions
• Gangbanged Anal Cheaters, Aiden Starr/Evil Angel
• Hardcore Gangbang 4: Double Anal Edition, Kink.com/Jules Jordan
• Interracial Gang Bang, Dark X/O.L. Entertainment
• My Hotwife’s Gangbang 4, New Sensations
• Nerd Orgy, Third Degree Films
• Prom Night, Pure Taboo/Pulse
• Rocco Siffredi Hard Academy 3, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel
• Spring Break Fuck Parties 12, Team Skeet/Pulse

How can you NOT vote for the Nerd orgy???

Best Parody

• Anne: A Taboo Parody, Pure Taboo
• Cumless: A Digital Playground XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse
• Deadpool XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked Comix
• Fuck Free or Die Hardcore: A XXX Parody, Brazzers/Pulse
• Hand Solo: A DP XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse
• I Know Who You Fucked Last Halloween, BurningAngel/Exile
• How I Fucked Your Mother: A XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse
• Naked, Adam & Eve Pictures
• Pleasureville: A Digital Playground XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse
• Poon Raider: A DP XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse
• Power Girl, Anastasia Pierce/Pulse
• Queen of Thrones: A Brazzers XXX Parody, Brazzers/Pulse
• Star Wars: The Last Temptation – A Digital Playground XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse
• Whorecraft 3: Tiny Teen Elfs Take on Huge Swords – A Porn Parody, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
• XXX Parodies, Digital Playground/Pulse

With almost as much inter-character fucking as the real show, but better because you actually see it, How I Fucked Your Mother gets my vote.

Best Polyamory Movie

• Cuckold Sessions 27, Dogfart/Pulse
• Fucking With Friends 2, Reality Kings/Pulse
• Hardcore Threesomes, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment
• Latina Interracial Cuckold 2, She Will Cheat/Metro/Pulse
• Luxure: My Wife Fucked by Others, Marc Dorcel/Wicked
• Menage a Trois, SexArt/MetArt/New Sensations
• My Wife’s Threesome Fantasy 2, X-Art/Adult Source
• Perfect Threesomes 3, Colette/Adult Source
• Polyamorous, JoyMii/Pulse
• Polyamory 3, Erotica X/O.L. Entertainment
• Share My Boyfriend 6, Mofos/Pulse
• Shared for the First Time 3, Vision/Digital Sin
• The Three of Us 9, Porn Pros/Pulse
• Threesome Fantasies Fulfilled 13, Pure Passion/Digital Sin
• Watching My Hotwife 3, New Sensations

I’m not a big fan of the cuckold genre yet I don’t mind the Devil’s Threesomes. I guess it all depends on if all parties are up for it. Consent is important, kids!

Best Pro-Am/Exhibitionist Movie

• Amateur Ebony Beauties 2, Reality Kings/Pulse
• Amateurs Wanted 17, Net Video Girls/Pulse
• Backroom Facials 25, Bang Bros/Girlfriends
• Boondock Sluts, Desperate Pleasures/Pulse
• Cum Swallowing Auditions 32, Amateur Allure/Jules Jordan
• Girl Girl Sex 246, abbywinters.com/Wicked
• Girls and Their Boys 34, abbywinters.com/Wicked
• I Want to Be a Pornstar! 2, Beginners Luck/ArchAngel/Girlfriends
• Mick’s Pornstar Initiations, BAM Visions/Evil Angel
• My Very First Scene, Vision/Digital Sin
• Newbies Get Nailed 3, Reality Kings/Pulse
• Nice Girls Swallow 10, Amateur Allure/Jules Jordan
• OC Amateurs 3: Huntington Beach Honies, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
• Sucking & Fucking Right Outside, Porta Gloryhole/VIP
• Teenage Selfie Sex, Homegrown/Girlfriends

There is no way I’m not voting for my local ladies!

Best Taboo Relations Movie

• Daddy Loves My Big Tits 2, Smash Pictures
• Devious Step Sisters, Bang Bros/Girlfriends
• Dirty Talkin’ Stepdaughters 7, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
• Dysfucktional 2: Blood Is Still Thicker Than Cum, Kelly Madison/Juicy
• Families Tied, Kink.com/Jules Jordan
• Fauxcest, Devil’s/Pulse
• Forbidden Family Affairs 9, Team Skeet/Pulse
• Fuck Me First Daddy, Pure Taboo/Pulse
• It’s a Family Thing! 2, Elegant Angel Productions
• Seduced by My Sibling 2, Family Hookups/Metro/Pulse
• Sex With My Younger Sister 3, Digital Sin
• Sibling Secrets 3, Porn Pros/Pulse
• Sibling Seductions 2, Sweet Sinner/Mile High
• Sister Ashleigh, Mormon Girlz/Pulse
• Slutty Step Daughters 3, Bad Daddy POV/Girlfriends

Remember all the film types I said I didn’t like? They’re all in this category. At least Fauxcest admits it’s all fake.

And now, my favourite movie category:

Clever Title of the Year

• Bearded Clams, ATKingdom/Exile
• Cock Breath, Climax/K-Beech
• Cross Eyed Cock Loving Cheerleaders, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
• Halfricans, Hussie Auditions/Exile
• Hamiltoe, Wood Rocket/Pornhub Premium
• Hungry Hungry Preggos, Desperate Pleasures/Pulse
• I Got Fucked by My Probation Officer, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
• International House of Cream Pies, AMK Empire/Exile
• Pint Sized Cock Pocket, NSFW/Pulse
• Sextra Terrestrials From Planet Ass, Anatomik/Exile
• Suck My Ass & Say Nacho, Canale Corp/Evil Angel
• There’s Something About Her Asshole, Anal Industries/Juicy
• Toys F Us, ATKingdom/Exile
• Trannies, Grannies, Dicks & Fannies, LaceyStarr/Juicy
• Yo! Fuck Mah Juahcy Ebony Ass, OG/VIP

I really like International House of Cream Pies (shit, I may open up a pie shop with that name!) and there are other worthy contenders like There’s Something About Her Asshole and Yo! Fuck Mah Juahcy Ebony Ass, but my choice is Suck My Ass & Say Nacho. What can I say? I’m a simple man.

(14/69)