The show is done, the orgies have finished, and the awards have been handed out. The pressing question inside each of your minds is, of course, how did Balls do in predicting the winners?
Well, dear readers, the answer will be coming soon (seewhatididthere?) but first I want to throw out the challenge flag to Make It Snow. I challenge thee to a pickoff!
The predictor with the highest percentage of correct picks gets… I don’t know. Something. We’ll figure it out.
Without further ado, here is a nice table showing the categories, my predicción, and the actual winner. Matches will be highlighted in BOLD.
| Category | Prédiction | Winner |
| All-Girl Performer of the Year | Ayumi Anime | Charlotte Stokely |
| Best Actor – Feature | Seth Gamble, Deadpool XXX | Seth Gamble, Deadpool XXX |
| Best Actor – Featurette | Xander Corvus, The Jerk With a Johnson: A DP XXX Parody | Tommy Pistol, The Weight of Infidelity |
| Best Actress – Feature | Poon Raider: A DP XXX Parody | Eliza Jane, Anne: A Taboo Parody |
| Best Actress – Featurette | Gina Valentina, Don’t Talk To Strangers (from The Psychiatrist) | Angela White, Who’s Becky? |
| Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene | The Coven Wives, Sweetheart/Mile High; Cherie DeVille, Brandi Love & Alexis Fawx | A Flapper Girl Story; Ivy Wolfe, Eliza Jane, & Jenna Sativa |
| Best Anal Sex Scene | Abigail, Tushy/Jules Jordan; Abigail Mac & Markus Dupree | Angela White & Rocco Sifreddi, I Am Angela |
| Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene | Hot Bodies 3, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment; Alina Lopez & Markus Dupree | The Possession of Mrs. Hyde, Avi Love and Ramon Nomar |
| Best Double Penetration Sex Scene | Angela Loves Anal 2, AGW Entertainment; Angela White, Mick Blue & Markus Dupree | Abigail Mac, Jax Stayher, & Prince Yahshua, Abigail |
| Best Foreign-Shot Anal Sex Scene | Hot Girls With Nice Asses 2, Analized/Girlfriends; Cherry Kiss, Erik Everhard & James Deen | The Prisoner, Clea Gaultier, Kristof Cale & Charlie Dean |
| Best Foreign-Shot Boy/Girl Sex Scene | Babysitting in Ibiza, Vixen.com; Mary Kalisy & Christian Clay | Escort Deluxe, Rose Valerie & Ricky Mancini |
| Best Foreign-Shot Group Sex Scene | How I Fucked Your Mother: A XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse; Ella Hughes, Gia Paige & Ryan Ryder | Undercover, Alexa Thomas, Megan Rain, Apolonia Lapiedra, & Emilio Ardana |
| Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene | Abigail, Tushy/Jules Jordan; Abigail Mac & Kissa Sins | Abigail, Tushy/Jules Jordan; Abigail Mac & Kissa Sins |
| Best Group Sex Scene | New Year’s Kiss, ReidMyLips.com; Riley Reid, Jill Kassidy, Melissa Moore & Jean Val Jean | After Dark, Tori Black, Jessa Rhodes, Mia Malkova, Abella Danger, Kira Noir, Vicki Chase, Angela White, Ana Foxxx, Bambino, Mick Blue, Ricky Johnson, Ryan Driller, & Alex Jones |
| Best Male Newcomer | Dustin Daring | Jason Luv |
| Best New Starlet | Alina Lopez | Ivy Wolfe |
| Best Non-Sex Performance | Axel Braun, Deadpool XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked Comix | Kyle Stone, Never Forgotten |
| Best Oral Sex Scene | Kira and Julie Suck Dick Together, Swallowed.com; Kira Noir, Julie Kay & Mike Adriano | Angela by Darkko, Angela White |
| Best Solo/Tease Performance | Hot Bodies 3, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment; Alina Lopez | Kissa Sins, The Corruption of Kissa Sins |
| Best Star Showcase | Abigail, Tushy/Jules Jordan | I Am Angela |
| Best Supporting Actor | Nacho Vidal, Fly Girls: Final Payload, Digital Playground/Pulse | Charles Dera, Cartel Sex |
| Best Supporting Actress | Stoya, Talk Derby to Me, Sweetheart/Mile High | Joanna Angel, A Trailer Park Taboo |
| Best Three-Way Sex Scene – Boy/Boy/Girl | Melania’s Revenge, Fantasy Girl/CatalinaCruz.com; Catalina Cruz, Marcus London & Tony DeSergio | Slut Puppies 12, Honey Gold, Chris Stokes, and Jules Jordan |
| Best Three-Way Sex Scene – Girl/Girl/Boy | Ultimate Fuck Toy: Jill Kassidy, Jules Jordan Video; Jill Kassidy, Bella Rose & Markus Dupree | The Corruption of Kissa Sins, Angela White, Kissa Sins, & Markus Dupree |
| Best Virtual Reality Sex Scene | VRB World Cup 2018, VRBangers.com; Chloe Foster, Lola Fae, Jane Wilde, Kenzie Reeves, Ember Snow, Alexis Avery, Alexa Nova, Emily Blacc, Zoey Foxx, Devon Green, Daizy Cooper, Ryan Keely & Chad White | Wonder Woman (A XXX Parody), Marley Brink and John Strong |
| Female Foreign Performer of the Year | Cherry Kiss | Anissa Kate |
| Female Performer of the Year | Jill Kassidy | Angela White |
| Mainstream Venture of the Year | Mick Blue, Mick Blue Racing | Asa Akira, Family Guy guest appearance |
| Male Foreign Performer of the Year | Erik Everhard | Rocco Siffreddi |
| Male Performer of the Year | Johnny Sins | Manuel Ferrara |
| MILF Performer of the Year | Brandi Love | Cherie DeVille |
| Niche Performer of the Year | Marcelo | Karla Lane |
| Most Outrageous Sex Scene | ALL | My First Boy/Girl/Puppet, The Puppet Inside Me, Charlote Sartre, Margot Downonme, and Tommy Pistol |
| Best Art Direction | Queen of Thrones: A Brazzers XXX Parody, Brazzers/Pulse | Deadpool XXX, Wicked Comix |
| Best Cinematography | Undercover, Marc Dorcel/Wicked; Herve Bodilis | After Dark, Winston Henry |
| Best Director – Feature | Abigail, Tushy/Jules Jordan; Kayden Kross | Axel Braun, The Possession of Mrs. Hyde |
| Best Director – Non Feature | The Corruption of Kissa Sins, Jules Jordan Video; Jules Jordan | Evil Chris, I Am Angela |
| Best Director – Web Channel/Site | Lee Roy Myers, WoodRocket.com | Lee Roy Myers, WoodRocket.com |
| Best Editing | Squirtwoman: Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions; Craig Daze | Evil Ricky |
| Best Makeup | Dragon Boob Z, Wood Rocket/Pornhub Premium; Cassandra Cain, T13, Jeff Chang & Miranda Dudley | Deadpool XXX, Dusty Lynn & Cammy Ellis |
| Best Marketing Campaign – Company Image | Girlfriends Films | Vixen Media Group |
| Best Marketing Campaign – Individual Project | Lisa Ann: Back 4 More, The Real Lisa Ann/Evil Angel | I Am Angela, Evil Angel Films |
| Best Screenplay | The Possession of Mrs. Hyde, Wicked Pictures; Lasse Braun, Axel Braun & Rikki Braun | The Possession of Mrs. Hyde, Wicked Pictures; Lasse Braun, Axel Braun & Rikki Braun |
| Best Soundtrack | Hamiltoe, Wood Rocket/Pornhub Premium | Hamiltoe, Wood Rocket/Pornhub Premium |
| Best Special Effects | Hand Solo: A DP XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse, Star Wars: The Last Temptation – A Digital Playground XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse | Star Wars: The Last Temptation – A Digital Playground XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse |
| Best Virtual Reality Product/Site | CzechVR.com | NaughtyAmericaVR.com |
| Foreign Director of the Year | Erika Lust | Rocco Siffreddi |
| Director of the Year | Kayden Kross | Kayden Kross |
| Best Action/Thriller | Undercover, Marc Dorcel/Wicked | The Possession of Mrs. Hyde, Wicked |
| Best All-Girl Movie | My Boifriend, Viv Thomas/MetArt/Girlfriends | Angela Loves Women 4 |
| Best All-Girl Series | Women Seeking Women, Girlfriends Films | Women Seeking Women |
| Best Anal Movie | Soapy Anal Babes, BAM Visions/Evil Angel | First Anal 6 |
| Best Anal Series | Perv City University Anal Majors, Perv City/Adult Source | Anal Beauty |
| Best Anthology Movie | Hot Bodies 3, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment | Icons |
| Best BDSM Movie | Cherie DeVille Is Kinky, Kink.com/Jules Jordan | Hotwife Bound 3 |
| Best Comedy | Second First Date, Wicked Pictures | Love in the Digital Age |
| Best Continuing Series | Bang Bus, Bang Bros/Girlfriends | Natural Beauties |
| Best Drama | The Seduction of Heidi, Adam & Eve Pictures | After Dark |
| Best Ethnic Movie | Pho’king Asians 3, Devil’s/Pulse | My Asian Hotwife 3 |
| Best Ethnic/Interracial Series | Pho’king Asians, Devil’s/Pulse | My First Interracial |
| Best Featurette | The Jerk With a Johnson: A DP XXX Parody, DigitalPlayground.com Killer Blowjobs, ReidMyLips.com | The Weight of Infidelity |
| Best Foreign Feature/Anthology Movie | Russian Institute 23: The Cocktease, Marc Dorcel/Wicked | A 40 Year Old Widow |
| Best Gonzo Movie | Brazzers House 2, Brazzers/Pulse | A XXX Documentary |
| Best Ingénue Movie | Barely Legal 159: Bratty Step Sisters, Hustler Video | Best New Starlets 2018 |
| Best Interracial Movie | Once You Go Black: Will It Fit? 2, Video Team/Metro/Pulse | Interracial Icon 6 |
| Best Lewd Propositions Movie | Bang Bus 73, Bang Bros/Girlfriends | The Psychiatrist |
| Best MILF Movie | Mother Fuckin’ Anal, Belladonna/Evil Angel | MILF Performers of the Year 2018 |
| Best New Series | Pussy Is the Best Medicine, Brazzers/Pulse | Lesbian Lessons |
| Best Niche Movie | Alien Insemination, Anastasia Pierce/Pulse | Evil Squirters 5 |
| Best Niche Series | Foot Fetish Daily, Kick Ass/Exile | Squirt for Me |
| Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Movie | Kittens & Cougars 13, Zero Tolerance Entertainment | The Lesbian Experience, Women Loving Girls 3 |
| Best Oral Movie | POV Mania 12, Fallout Films | Gag Reflex 3 |
| Best Orgy/Gangbang Movie | Nerd Orgy, Third Degree Films | Gangbang Me 3 |
| Best Parody | How I Fucked Your Mother: A XXX Parody, Digital Playground/Pulse | Deadpool XXX |
| Best Polyamory Movie | Polyamorous, JoyMii/Pulse | Watching my Hotwife 3 |
| Best Pro-Am/Exhibitionist Movie | OC Amateurs 3: Huntington Beach Honies, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse | Mick’s Pornstar Initiations |
| Best Taboo Relations Movie | Fauxcest, Devil’s/Pulse | Sibling Seductions 2 |
| Clever Title of the Year | Suck My Ass & Say Nacho, Canale Corp/Evil Angel | Hamiltoe |
Adding them all up, I got a grand total of 7.5 correct out of 78. That makes for a percentage of 9.6%.
On second thought, forget about the pickoff…
Each year, it seems some film is the breakout film and some star is the breakout star. This year, it was The Possession of Mrs. Hyde and Angela White. More so, it was Angela White as she won multiple awards as well as Performer of the Year.
A True Australian Hero. Just like this guy:
We’ll be back to try to do better next year!
(21/69)
I didn’t even know Charlotte Stokeley was still doing porn. She’s cute.
I hope Kira and Julie Suck Dick Together is as good as the book.
Also, there’s a porn star named “Jean Val Jean.” Literature!
Good work. The names alone are make these well worth reading.
How I Fucked Your Mother: A XXX
For instance is great on a few levels, the best being a mom joke.
Wasn’t that long ago your spare room would’ve been filled with jizz-encrusted VHS tapes. “Dammit, ruined another $30 player. Gotta make a Fry’s run at lunch.” (The 1990s were a magical time)
Ivy Wolfe was a trash winner IMO.
Big Corn Syrup!
This post is like a choose your own adventure book for jacking it
Yes!
The moral of the story is painfully clear: ALWAYS BET ON RIKKI!
Related:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/oscars/the-oscars-to-air-without-a-host/ar-BBTccLn?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Hosted by Rain and Rayne? We get it. Everybody’s gonna be really wet at the AVN Awards.