2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: First Round, Day 6

Senor Weaselo
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Slowly it’s gonna get weirder and weirder music-wise. Or at least I think it will. BUT THERE WILL BE NO ABBA! That’s low-hanging fruit, so it’s not happening. I can make no rules about other songs, being that I already pulled something out from Love Beach. That is not considered to be the good ELP album (Tarkus, Brain Salad Surgery, Works, Trilogy, not In the Hot Seat, you know). Plus, good songs with “dance” in them.

We continue to march on, as the master bracket gets a little more pencil-ridden. Yes, it’s a manual copy, just in case someone decided to get wise and google things. Because it’s the only bracket that has all the users to make sure I put everything in the right place! And that would ruin the point of having the selections with users blind. It’s not classic Coke secrecy, but there’s a little needed, y’know, just in case.

Where was I? Oh yes, the polls, the reason why we’re here. These get to go out a little early today to make room for Balls’ AFLW Beat, but it’ll still end at normal time. So hey, free hour or so, get your votes in!

First Round, GAMBLOR Region

  • 6. “I can’t wait for Justify to decline the upcoming invitation to the White House.” (64%, 18 Votes)
  • 11. “I guess on a night they were honoring Snider, the Flyers fans weren’t gonna take it anymore!” (36%, 10 Votes)

Total Voters: 28

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First Round, GAMBLOR Region

  • 3. “Kennedys don’t retire, they die in office. Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?” (66%, 19 Votes)
  • 14. “Don’t bother sucking on that pistol. It ain’t gonna get any harder.” (34%, 10 Votes)

Total Voters: 29

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Okay, I’ve needlessly talked enough, get at it!

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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I had a friend in high school who was really into Deerhoof, specifically that album. He also really loved Man Man, and was White but wore a poncho most days. And now my trip back through my senior weight training class is complete.


A six-day first round? Is this banner tournament sponsored by Sting?


No, it’s sponsored by Scooter Libby’s prison sentence.



/ducks rotten fruit
//gets hit with D-cell battery