NFL News:
- The Ravens cut Eric Weddle.
- The move saves them $7.5 million against the cap.
- He joins a full roster of safeties looking for work, including Earl Thomas, Landon Collins, and the Honey Badger.
- Rumours abound that the Antonio Brown trade will happen before Friday, although nothing official can be announced before next Wednesday.
- Directly quoting ESPN, “Brown has three years remaining on his deal, with scheduled base salaries of $12.625 million in 2019, $11.3 million in 2020 and $12.5 million in 2021.”
- Other rumours are that the Steelers have dropped their demand for more than just a first-round pick.
I fell down a blues rabbit hole earlier today, and found a Wednesday-themed song.
Sometimes, older is better.
“You know it.” Bill B., Foxborough, MA
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Capitals at Flyers – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- Leafs at Canucks – 9:00PM | Sportsnet
- Blues at Ducks – 10:00PM | NBCSN
- Flames at Vegas – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1
- NBA:
- T-wolves at Pistons – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- 76ers at Bulls – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Nuggets at Lakers – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN2
- NCAA:
- LSU at Florida – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Iowa State at West By-God Virginia – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Georgetown at DePaul – 8:30PM | FS1
- Oklahoma State at Baylor – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Clemson at Notre Dame – 9:00PM | ESPNU
It’s one week until the official start of free agency. IT GETS LOUDER FROM HERE!
I haven’t seen a duck failure like this since Table Rock Lake.
“Captain, about time to deploy that landing gear, eh?”
“What does this button do?”
*click*
*thud*
/price is right sad horn
“Air Peyton is ready to board.”
Canucks beat the Leafs. In OT, but still – progress, and fuck the Leafs.
NC State just earned a bid to the NIT.
No, that’s not a good thing.
“Yes, nits are bad.” – Ryan Leaf
“Yeah, the sneaky little bastards. Oh wait…what’d you say?”
– Bill Parcells
Could be worse, could be the CBI?
I am not watching Knicks-Suns. That’s probably a good thing.
I got nothing. Paul F. Tompkins does, though. “Peanut Brittle”. Hysterical.
https://youtu.be/SVpw1KYh5mY
“…before entertainment was invented.” Delightful.
Jesus Christ. This is my heroin.
NC State is not….well they’re not….
They’re not good.
tWBS is really happy he didn’t bet this game.
Markell Johnson should transfer to Kentucky or something.
weird game is weird
Down by four at home to GT.
This is kinda fucked up.
Yup, Keatts needs to learn how to coach defense.
This is turrible.
TV Teddy just killed us.
Glad I didn’t bet this one.
Hippo, my betting site has a live feed of beach volleyball on it. I am not going to lie and say I didn’t look at the odds.
Never hurts to look!
/Chapocoense AF (as FUCK!) made me a fuckload tonight
Lost a single on River Damn you Argies and hit a good 2 teamer in the Copa. I dropped a bit on 2nd division Costa Rican game tonight, need me some Santa Ana.
I bet Alianza Lima at +880 right before they scored, then counter-bet at the end so I would make like $230 no matter what. Otherwise I would have went on tilt, was like 6th minute of injury time they went level.
Good day except for Young Boys…
(actual-ish conversations at work)
Coworker: “Redshirt! Redshirt!”
Me: “Yeah?”
Coworker: “How soon will you be able to OK the thing?”
Me: “What thing?”
Coworker: “The thing we got.”
Me: “Did anyone tell me we got the thing?”
Coworker: “No.”
Me: “Then how can I know its time for me to OK the thing if I don’t know we got the thing?”
Coworker: “I don’t know. All I know is we need you OK the thing.”
Me: “Of course. I have no problem doing my job. I just need to told when its time for me to do my job.”
Coworker: “No problem!”
(takes one look at the thing)
Me: “I can’t OK it.”
Coworker: “Why not?!”
Me: “The information doesn’t match.”
Coworker: “Its been here for two hours. Our bosses are going to want to know why it wasn’t discovered sooner.”
Me: “No problem. I’ll explain it.”
Coworker: “Thanks, pal”
—–
Boss: “Why wasn’t this noticed sooner?”
Me: “I learned about it two hours after it arrived. As soon as I saw the thing, I saw the problem with the information”
Boss: “Why didn’t any one else notice?”
Me: “Not sure. I think some people may have been out in Pre-School when they introduced the concept of ‘Numbers’.”
Jesus. That was brutal. I love it.
Oh Tom Wilson you fucking piece of shit
THE MAN PLAYED BIFF TANNEN, SHOW SOME GODDAMN RESP–oh, sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwY5o2fsG7Y
Flyers have this uncanny ability to make me sit through the entirety of obvious losses
What else you gonna do? One can only masturbate so many times a day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXwbEMMS7Y
Also, Georgia Tech is now coached by Vincent Adultman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYscs78R5Fs
speaking of sportsball, my brainspace really wishes Shitty Wolves would be slightly less shitty
/I wish realistically
//still get fuckall
Baseball is doing kinda OK against a weak schedule.
they do same dance every year
#BFIB is enough based ball FOAR me
Yup
You’re supposed to wish you were a little bit taller!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw
Just arrived.
31 tracks plus full Granada TV documentary of the concert:
That 8-track is gonna sound bitchin in your Camaro.
Dad?
HTFYDB.
Just chiming in with my sports thought of the week.
LeBron James is doing a solid if transparent job of pretending how dedicated he is to playing out the string and trying to win every night like the GOAT he “is”…as the Lakers go into soft tank mode by sitting every teammate of his who so much as stubs a toe. The Lakers are the one team in my entire lifetime that I have never wavered on for 1 second in 40+ years; not the Raiders, not the Dodgers.
I’m starting to waver.
What’s weird about them is that all of things, I think Lonzo’s injury really hurt them. No, really. Stop laughing.
Still, Lakers4Lyfe.
Maybe LeBron can wear his bronze medal from the 2004 Athens Olympics.
#loser
Gotta waver. They have no clue what they’re doing. That franchise was lost when Buss let the kids run things.
When I’m elected Dictator of the World 4 Lyfe I will spare no expense, leave no incomes untaxed, in order to send the entire populace to film school and provide everyone with exceptional cameras in order to ensure the amateur porn of the future is better lit and well framed.
I think that is a platform that can bring both sides together.
Blame me – I voted for Kayden.
Can’t spell “herodotus450” without “hero”
How’d you like to be my new campaign manager? You are the spitting image of Carcetti’s campaign manager lady from The Wire, right?
I am not, but maybe I could provide other spitting images.
Way to embarrased as to how long it took me to get the banner image joke.
It’s because brie is also a type of cheese, which is usually salty, like seamen, right?
Oh wait, banner image or banner quote?
Shit now I’m confused.
Vodka will help.
Hmmmm… are there two banners? One for the site and one for the post?
Well, there’s the quote which gets featured from time to time, and also the image for each post. I thought that (the image for tonight’s post) is what he was referring to. Granted I could be wrong.
It’s been known to happen.
such a stereo type ,, many r quite polite and mild manored ppl forget that
stereo types are a big deal esp if you have like dolby
You gotta admit…..For a little white girl, she’s got rhythm.
FINALLY! Now I can change it, at long last.
Too soon!
Congrats Wakey that game was nuts. Man U, Ajax, Porto and Tottenham through so far!
Porto/Roma weren’t half bad, neither. Guarantee that next week’s matches will suuuuccccckk
Thanks bro!
The more I read news, the more I want to slap the shit out of stupid people.
And everyone is stupid.
(Especially dipshits like me. I’m not that much of a pretentious dickhead.)
When you tell your annoying little brother to go play teenage mutant ninja turtles
(45 minutes later)
“Brother! Can you help me get past the water level?!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqfRus5ePmI
How hard is it to sacrifice Raf to get the first couple bombs and then beat it with the next turtle?
Agreed. There’s a lot of videos where they say “I hate this level” but I had no problems with it. Its not like the Battletoads speed bike level.
Landon Collins will always be a smashee, smashee run-stopping dude that has difficulty covering. This frees up 11 mill for a cash-strapped squadoo that has identified the secondary (as well as linebacker, edge rusher and offensive line) as weaknesses. Gettleman’s going all-in with respect to this draft, I guess.
By the by, QB is a weakness but it hasn’t been publicly acknowledged as such because a guy pinned a prayer against his helmet 12 years ago.
How about Man United making history tonight!?! Everyone get naked!
Given the criteria of getting naked at night, I make history 365 days a year! Where’s my diamond, Jared?
In a kid’s asshole
– Jared
If it were an emerald from his mine, Elon Musk’s father would beat the shit and emerald out of that kid.
Despite my constant refreshes, she’s not getting more naked.