The song doesn’t have dance in the title, which made it a bitch and a half to figure out the actual title of the song.

Two regions down (so half the first round), so here we go to the SHAN’KHOR region! Sorry all, GAMBLOR Regional results go out tomorrow if you want to know who won that back-and-forth 16-1 matchup, since this goes up as the last poll closes and I neither have a way to automatically post that nor am I going to wake up this early to check it myself, and it’s all the region’s posts.

This is the first time a quote has been too long to fit in the poll, so here is that first quote in its entirety in case you’ve forgotten it:

1. “Man, I LOVE the old touchdown, tv timeout, kickof [sic], tv timeout routine. Really gets my nipples hard for more hot NFL action when my team sucks, the commissioner is fining someone for special cleats, a star player beat his pregnant girlfriend, my favorite former player blows his fucking brain out due to CTE, and I’m not sure if I can keep supporting this sport. That’s what keeps me going, the excitement of a touchdown and a kickoff broken up by several commercials for dick drugs, cars, and fascism.”

So go ahead with it!