I’m not in a proper mood to wax philosophic currently. And there’s too much NCAA Tourney action going on so I’m distracted anyway.
So no talky talk this week.
OK, that’s just mean. Meh, whatever. I get it.
But it’s the first weekend of March Madness. So of course I’m doing Cheerleaders this week.
/Yeah, don’t I wish?
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Sports To Make You Stand Up And Cheer
NHL
Holy shit. Only two games tonight but both on national coverage!!!!
- Minnesota @ Washington – 7:00pmEDT – TV:NHLN
- San Jose @ Anaheim – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NHLN
NBA
- OKC @ Toronto – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV
NCAA Tournament
It’s already been a long day of the first round. Long two days actually including yesterday. But here’s what you’ve got left for tonight…
- (9)Washington v (8)Utah State – 6:50pmEDT – TV: TNT
- (16)N.Dakota State v (1)Duke – 7:10pmEDT – TV: CBS
- (14)Georgia State v (3)Houston – 7:20pmeEDT – TV: TBS
- (12)Liberty v (5)Mississippi State – 7:27pmEDT – TV: TRUTV
- (16)I Own A College v (1)U*NC – 9:20pmEDT – TV:TNT
- (9)Central Florida v (8)Va Commonwealth – 9:40pmEDT – TV: CBS
- (11)thee Ohio State v (6)Iowa State – 9:50pmEDT – TV: TBS
- (13)Saint Louis v (4)Virginia Tech – 9:57pmEDT – TV: TRUTV
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Cinderella Story
Enjoy….
And no cheerleader themed post would be complete without including my very all-time favourite college cheerleader.
Jeebus, I shoulda gone to school in Westwood.
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OK, that’s it. Go Home.
Have a good weekend everyone. Watch baxetballing and drink in moderation.
And please don’t drink and drive.
Love ya’s.
No judgement here. She did look quite tasty.
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The Liberty players are virgins right?
“Liberty keeps on coming”
Yeah they do.
“keep talking” – Jerry Falwell
I love how he actually lived out the porn genre of fucking the poolboy
Hippo- I did not watch BUF-ASU. Tell me about their liquid shitiness?
It was like a cat playing with a mouse. And a bunch of wild, bricked Sparky 3s when they had the ball.
Mmmmmm
That’s the stuff.
Holy shit, how does she not fall over?
Flames make me think Dhalsim:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrB7AlQHcMc
Elvis got prettier and has bigger boobs than I thought.
Um…. alrighty then.
they’re liek very sexy churros!
That ain’t sugar.
/would still be willing to lick it off
Well, there may be some glazing.
“HEY! WE ARE JUST ROOMMATES!”
They Live Together?
In the closet.
*two bad gay joke for one comment.
Lord help me, I can’t stop looking at this.
They were going to name the school “Liborty” but the the sign company was all out.
last funny:
“Hey buddy, you wanna buy a harmonica?” I opened my coat and got hit by a gust of wind, making the worst sound in the world
Well, it is challenging to fart play a harmonica unless it is someone else’s.
Looks like she beat that other woman at backgammon AGAIN.
@Hippo, check Slack.
Happy Friday you cunts and cuntessas!
I feel like we need an NIT tournament next year for comments that didn’t make the banner. There has been at least a half dozen funny, bannerable quotes in the NCAA open threads
When I was a boy a long, long time ago I remember watching a college football game in the stands and switching to watching a cheerleader do high kicks in front of us which produced the ‘I feel funny in my pants.’ thought, while being glad my uncle had earlier bought me a program that at this point (point) I used to hold in front of myself to avoid embarrassment and be allowed to to freely stare and enjoy myself with the beautiful vistas in front of me. I still love football.
End of story that may creep some out.
As an adult male, I’m sure you realize he didn’t give a shit what you were doing because he was watching the ladies and not you
Who wouldn’t want to play a part in giving a young boy his first boner? – Marc T., parts unknown
Sitting in the lap of my aunt’s friend who had nice big tits while driving over a bumpy road with her holding tight was the first noticeable one that was associated with a particular stimulus..
It never occurred to at the time or now that my uncle was paying the slightest attention to me. It is extremely odd that you’d even mention it.
I haven’t seen so many Flamers on the ground since the Stonewall Riots
Deep cut.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/19/us/california-today-uc-irvine-ncaa-tournament.html
SPAM is gonna be drunk/hungover until the next ‘Eaters tip-off
O HE GON DRANK BULLLEEEEEEEEE DAT
CBS’ new sideline reporter lady has a SPECTACULAR weave. It could be its own 7-minute Chris Rock riff.
Hee hee
Show of hands….
Who amongst us has ever paid for fake hair and the weave itself (in west Hollywood, lol) and then been told repeatedly “Don’t ever touch a black girl’s haIr!!!!!!”
Just me I guess. (it’s been a weird year, yes)
Utah State is goddamned awful
NDSU can probably come back, right?
/checks live lines
//is only kidding
Utah State’s coach appears to be a Pod Person of some varietal
Evening
Deep Thoughts…. Zion Williamson is a natural spokesman for a new startup sneaker company.
WRONG, he is everything at all times to all ppl!! Zion, Zion!, ZION!!!
He’s going to be a very rich man.
Might already be.
good thing, too. He’s ugly as sin.
Again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HNayhPGo0Dw&feature=youtu.be
I mean, the going rate for a Dennis Smith, Jr. was either $50K or $100K (depending on rumour stream), so an actually good player has to be looking at $200K+
Noooooo!!!!! Coach K would NEVAR do THAT!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G–VfuI0fNs
A week ago, who would have thought Ole Miss would be the good side in the opening round?
wrong Miss’sip side, this is teh Cowbells
/but yeah, Starkville’s finest is indeed the enlightened side this go-round
//at least they are ok with womenfolk wearing long pants if they want
Oops. DAK, DAK, DAK!!!
have a sugar-free yogurt!
“grumble grumble I’ll take an old miss any day of the week grumble grumble”
– B. Belichick
When one gets one’s shot blocked by two different defenders, that probably means it was a stupid shot to take….Right?
Liberty going hard at Mississippi like it’s 1965.
If Liberty loses, every Frenchman is gonna be pissed that 75% of their final four is out.
(I ask honestly, is there a better NCAA Tourney reference?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g
My computer is so fucked.
Link fixed.
Also the perfect reference to me during foreplay, heyooo.
Liberty’s Flamers – the one underdog nobody can root for in good conscience
Liberty wearing an awful lot of mixed fabrics in their jerseys, don’t they have to stone themselves for that or somepin?
“Coach K’s been a little under the weather…”
Switch that to “a little under the ground, like about 6’…” and you have my attention.
he’s undead, wouldn’t stay down there
c’mon, Aggies (team that could push U*NC) and General Diaz (#HAILGAMBLOR)
I have had like 10 cups of coffee, a KickStart, and finally a Red Bull Blue. These late games best be good.
Somehow, I think Kruger is probably hiding now.
Next comes the cocaine.
ah just needs a SOURCE!!
Seriously, I shoulda gone to school on the west coast.
Or Asia
I got something else “Wooden” if you know what I mean.
weekend reading:
https://newrepublic.com/article/153275/mitch-mcconnell-profile-nihilist-chief
ya Lebowski, he believes in nuh-shing!
Does he own a ferret?
/asking foar a friend
u mean marmot??
Should’ve let Kentucky stay a separate country, is what I always say.
Bison not going away. Coach Ratface does’t look concerned.
seeming like a good time to nap
RJ Barrett is trash. He’s going to look great in Laker yellow.
Houston means business.
Always liked the blonde one
/jes saying
Allie still looks a-MAZ-ing, but they’s also a very gaudy bauble on her ring finger. 🙁
Which Super Bowl did she win?
The genetic one?
Yes, exactly.
All of ’em?
These posted cheerleaders were of course all very nice and UCLA girl was a 10 and probably lives at whatever is the Playboy Mansion these days. However . . .
All in all, watching the games and such, I’m gonna just say that the average college cheerleader these days is a 5 at best. And that’s with A LOT of make-up and other assistance. God bless ’em for trying.
I hope they get good grades and graduate and become successful wives and part-time real estate agents.
Some schools’ chearleaders have to also be athletic enough to do flips and jumps and sowkows or whatever, so it weeds out the most anorexic ones methinks.
Anorexic? Fuck that! Gimme curves! Also, who cares about flips and jumps, that the drill team. As long as they do splits!
That one’s wearing dark socks, you know what that means…
Haha ASU lost
AND looked like absolute liquid shit
oh snap, I is 2nd in mah office pool
Wisco starting to fall apart….
DFO Group Tournament:
http://fantasy.espn.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2019/en/group?groupID=2900413
I’m #3! I’m #3!
/will not last
no shit, 4th out of 35! I shall take it.
Woohoo one of the 56(ml) in 5th place
found a funny:
First person to eat a banana: this is not good
First person to peel a banana: dude guess what
Made it to SoCal— dining in Anaheim. I call it, ‘The Heim’.
Welcome! Enjoy ‘Heim-e-town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkwlxh0eHZ4