2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: The Saucy 16, Day 4

We conclude the Saucy 16 today with the BOLTMAN Region, which, fun (not really fun) fact, has the lowest combined seeds of the four regions, which sounds like the chaos that BOLTMAN would have. The other three regions had the 1 or the 2 seed still in it as of this round (with the SHAN’KHOR Regional being the only one with the 1 & 2), but the highest seed remaining here is the 3 seed. I don’t know if it means anything (other the committee did a shitty job in this region) but it seems like the thing analysts would rant about and spend way too many words on, so I figure I can do the same thing and pretend that there’s correlation or causation even though there’s only maybe correlation and definitely not causation. Stats!

To those polls!

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The Ice Milk Eight will run starting tomorrow and please note that polls may run at a different time, most notably they may end a little earlier so write-ups can actually be done in time. ALTERNATELY, the Penultimate Four will run the afternoon of the 29th. This will all lead to the championship match being featured on the Saturday night evening thread, followed by the revealing of the champion and the full list of comments with corresponding authors.

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Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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blaxabbath

Damn JFF dude: I’ve seriously started the serial finale ten times.and that dipshit is contanrly in some kind of purgatory.

I still feel bad that lcss did a photoshop number for me on that and it still hasn’t seen the light of homepage.

ballsofsteelandfury

Hee hee! I really enjoyed that series. You got the tone perfectly.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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nomonkeyfun

Manziel’s arc in this tournament looks just like his career as a QB from college to the Browns. Next he’ll wind up in the Sill Bimmons memorial comments bracket, AKA the AAFL.

blaxabbath

Memphis Express 4 Life!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Man, I haven’t seen seeds mishandled so badly since Johnny and I made that brief foray into gardening.”

– Josh Gordon

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

Looks like the policy covers deployed airbags as well.

Brick Meathook

What makes this informative is that she has great big tits.

Unsurprised

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Horatio Cornblower

Well, how else am I supposed to choose a mechanic?

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