Your Wednesday Evening & Another Game 7 Open Thread

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News: One day until the Draft

  • BEN EXTEND CONTRACT!  
    • BEN STAY IN RIVER CITY UNTIL 20 OR 21.
      • BEN NOT SURE HOW YEARS WORK, BUT KNOWS 20 OR 21 IS AGE OF CONSENT!
    • BIG BEN SO HAPPY, LITTLE BEN EXTEND!!
  • Also getting an extension is Ravens kicker Justin Tucker.
    • He set a record for the position, receiving a four-year extension through 2023 worth $20.45 million, with $12 million guaranteed after two years.
  • Beastmode has retired again.
    • With the Raiders expected to target running backs in the draft, Marshawn saw his role declining & got out with his pride intact.
      • Also, not being a “GRUDEN GRINDER” likely had an influence.
  • Rumours are that Dan Snyder is taking over the first round selection for the [Redacteds].
    • And he wants to choose QB Dwayne Haskins from THE Ohio State University.
      • Partly because they need a new QB, unless Jesus himself has fixed Alex Smith’s leg; partly because the kid went to high school with Snyder’s son, so Danny might think he can work a home town discount.
    • The last time Snyder got this involved was 2012, when he traded three consecutive first rounders to the Rams for RGIII.
      • Currently slotted at 15, they will likely have to trade up to get him. It’ll depend on how long he’s available & how long Snyder can avoid pulling the trigger and overpaying.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: let’s see if we’re equally spoiled tonight
    • Game 7: Hurricanes at Capitals – 7:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Jazz at Rockets – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
    • Clippers at Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • MLB:
    • Phillies at Mets – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
  • MLS
    • New England vs. Montreal – 7:30PM | TSN3

The esteemed Horatio Cornblower, Ph.D, has you covered tomorrow night for the draft, and Seamus, DVM, brings you a sexy draft on Friday. SEE YOU ON THE WEEKEND!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m so proud of all of you on the draft today. Great clickbait AND quality content.

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Just flew across the country and am fucking exhausted

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How are your arms?

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Not currently jacking it?

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