NFL News:
- It is 100 days to the start of the NFL season.
- Not uncoincidentally, the NFLPA sent out a note to all registered player agents advising them on preparing their clients for a work stoppage in two years.
- And that they should budget for a work stoppage of a full season.
- Not uncoincidentally, the NFLPA sent out a note to all registered player agents advising them on preparing their clients for a work stoppage in two years.
“That’s My Raiders” just got their house bully: Richie Incognito has signed a one-year deal with the Raiders.
- Yet to be determined: how his pleading guilty to disorderly conduct last month following an arrest at an Arizona funeral home after his father’s death will be interpreted by Roger Goodell and the “Good Conduct” clause in the CBA.
- To quote Mike Mayock, “You can’t have all Boy Thcouts.”
- Nick Foles left Jags OTAs for “personal reasons”, with permission from the Jags front office.
- No timetable for return was announced.
- Chillingly, the team issued a “thoughts & prayers” notice to accompany the news.
- Marvin Lewis has joined Herm Edwards at Arizona State.
- I never realized ASU was also a coaching “safety school”, yet here we are.
- Lewis will be a “special adviser” to Edwards, and not a position coach, so he won’t be working directly with players.
It is a very quiet day in the sporting world today. Looking at the TV schedule, I don’t see a lot of hope on the horizon for this evening.
The Big Four Networks:
- ABC:
- 8:00-10:00 – The Lion King
- 10:00-11:00 – 1969
- CBS:
- 8:00-10:00 – NCIS
- 10:00-11:00 – Blood & Treasure – a new series
- FOX:
- 8:00-10:00 – Masterchef Junior
- 10:00-11:00 – Local programming
- NBC:
- 8:00-10:00 – America’s Got Talent
- 10:00-11:00 – Songland
Basic cable:
- AMC: Tombstone – 7:00PM
- E!: Botched – 8:00PM; 9:00PM
- If you want to feel better about yourself.
- ESPN: 30 For 30
- “Qualified” – about Janet Guthrie, the first woman to qualify for both the Indy & Daytona 500.
- Syfy: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory – 7:30PM
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL: nope – Game 2 Wednesday
- NBA: nope – Game 1 Thursday
- TSN2 is showing both Raptors-Warriors games from the 2018-19 season as an aperitif.
- MLB:
- USA: no national broadcast scheduled; just MLBN
- Canada: Jays at Rays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
It’s a fucking dead zone tonight. In fact, you’ll probably be better off watching “The Dead Zone”,
a perfectly tolerable Stephen King adaptation from the 80s. Of course, God forbid, you could talk to your family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBupia9oidU
Fuck a suck. I forgot a form for my taxes. No big deal, but still I hate everything.
Not gonna lie; I’m more than a little insulted that Jon Snow decided to enter rehab in Connecticut and never even called.
The couch in the basement folds out, man.
Got a little carried away drinking toasting his entry.
The dumbest man in Westeros. And now a rude one, too.
Coincidental to last night when I shared that tweet thread about dying with dignity, a staff attorney and a legislative director position opened up for a nonprofit that specifically advocates for that here in Oregon (medical assistance in death is legal) and I also have a personal interest in it. So I’m looking forward to applying and getting ghosted like all the jobs I actually want, but at least it’s something to keep my interest for a bit while I look.
Dress like a goth for the interview.
Getting ghosted would be a good thing for that job.
Just for good measure: CH’s non-union Slovak equivalent, Vica Kereces.
I’d like this job.
Everyone thinks it’s easy to break into the porno industry until they get their first job cleaning up after Peter North.
Sorry, that’s right up my alley…
I shouldn’t even tease with this, but there was a story back when I couldn’t download them of her and another model trying to untie their bikini tops with their butt cheeks.
Interesting.
I’m gonna need a name on this model for research..
Lauren Summer. Bing her Playboy Mexico outtakes.
https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/collections/DU5Q5PTp/lauren-summer
Fuck it.
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You’re doing the Lord’s Work!
If only I could make a living doing this.
chillin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-964sSBviK0
nice padres got the W
Wild Snorlax…es? Oh hell yes!
As I’ve said way too many times…
“Huh, there are trainers without such and such pokemon? Sucks to be them!”
I have them, but doesn’t hurt to have more, I could use the candy.
/Ugh, these have Yawn?
This immediately makes me think of that scene from haunting where piano wire hits that girl in the eye
Devil’s rain?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072869/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_123
Shatner is in the low-budget remake of everything.
I didn’t realize it until this morning how pale I’ve become. I’ve apparently lost whatever remnants I’ve had of the farmers tan shading on my face and limbs. That’s swell. No problems there.
That’s perfect
What did people do before remote control?
I just love the fact she agreed to wear it.
She wears one too, she just keeps the controller herself.
Or so the thing in my head tells me.
There really is a gif for everything.
That explains the smile.
I’m gonna assume you pressed “Menu”
/growls, drools
Knowing it has that much affect.
LOL the yankees fans are yelling at the pitcher…
Since all Yankees fans are so wonderfully respectful, you know they are just giving constructive criticism.
Shiiiitttttttt
I feel hot just looking at that outfit, and not in a good way.
Tornado warning in NYC! Oh wait, just Staten Island, never mind.
Oh, sorry, thought you said earthquake.
Hey, for the forty lawyers here, a buddy of mine is about to sign a lease that has some ridiculous things in it, and the landlord has said he will accept no changes. Should he walk or suck it up on the lease?
Not a lawyer, but I don’t think that’s how it works, and he should bail.
Ridiculous like what? Does he have to suck off the landlord?
residential? some will be like that
commercial? NO FUCKING WAY
At least residential has the fallback position of habitability and other legal minimums, depending on how communist the state and city are.
correct
Thank Christ. I haven’t forgotten everything.
As every lawyer I’ve talked to would say: “It depends. That’s a grey area.”
It’s not an assisted living place.
You see because grey, and Depends…… never mind.
Walk
If the rental market is as tight as it is in a lot of places the company will be wearing sunglasses and just say ‘Deal with it.’
It depends. That’s a gray area.
Also, he should walk. Quickly.
SEE?!? SEE!!! I nailed it!
shittttt are the padres gonna BLOW this lead?
Just watched episode 1 of Chernobyl. Holy damn was it good.
really gripping stuff
Tonight is the night #BFIB finally go under .500. Probably to stay.
Does Andy Green normally wear a path out to the mound to try and La Russa the game away? And almost did?
found a funny:
What if cows could talk but they’re just super mad at us so they don’t?
Hi.
PUPPYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
This was like this when I got here.
Honest.
hell yea Padres up on the YANKEES!!!!!
5-1 dude!
Tonight, I will be watching the first two episodes of “Hot Zone”.
Intended to read the book for years but never did, but now it’s a mini-series on NatGeo.
Sorry, thought you were talking something different.
Might watch that instead.
And also apparently once again talking to my HS ex GF who is having marital problems and has reached out to me for some reason. This isn’t good.
Man, you need to get one of those aura cleansing smudge pots or what ever they are to get rid of evil spirits or bad karma. Beginning to think you pissed off the god of relationships.
I second the exorcism
You need to stop taking to these crazy people.
But they are the good ones in bed you see.
This one isn’t crazy, just in need of a friend.
I think.
I’m gonna get ahead of Rikki here and insist that you cut off all contact immediately.
I like the idea of rebooting “Under One Roof” except instead of Ochocinco, Marvin’s new roommate is a low-budget porn producer.
100 days to go for NFL? Means we are halfway back to gambling season.
You don’t have moneys on the All Boys/Acassuso titlt? PLEBIAN
*edited because stupidness happened.
Padres up 4-0 over the Yankees in the BX to start game two.
When I discovered I can stream all these games on my phone rather than listen to the radio, my work productivity has gone from “mildly engaged” to “Sooo, we can drink a beer here, right?”
You want something to do tonight? How’s about you play a video game.
I was looking on the Steam website when I came across these two games that I think we can all enjoy:
Air Raid Over Britain
What could be more exciting than being a Luftwaffe pilot and bombing the shit out of London? Well, in this game, you are on the ground in an English town during an air raid. On the ground. Do you get to shoot down filthy Kraut Heinkels with some sweet AA fire? No. You sit in an air raid shelter, I think, and you learn things.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/812460/Air_Raid_Over_Britain/
Fuck sitting in an air raid shelter! Fuck learning! I want action! Head on down to the RAF base and play:
Plane Mechanic Simulator
No shit this is a video game where all you do is refuel Spitfires on the ground , fix the engines, and patch bullet holes in the sheet metal.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/803980/Plane_Mechanic_Simulator/
That last one would make a good tournament game, to see who could change the most spark plugs the fastest.
Pong is still the greatest video game ever.
Nobody tell Brick about Euro Truck Simulator.
I think you just did.
DAMN IT.
I have just discovered Euro Truck Simulator
Here are some actual reviews of Plane Mechanic Simulator:
That last one is from an air force mechanic who fixes planes all day and then goes home and plays a video game about fixing planes.
hey, dude knows his lane
You spelled “serial killer” wrong.
At this point in my life, going into the store on Steam is like tagging along into Total Wine the night I’m designated driver.
I have been informed that we are the proud owners of a second german shepherd despite my requirement of an actual house we own first. Congrats/condolences to me.
An apartment with a GS? Get to walking!
“special adviser” is also a category on Pornhub.
Coaching safety school is just perfect.
“MAH GAWD! THAT’S RICHIE INCOGNITO’S MUSIC!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXNGIKuCiv8