Your “Sometimes Less Is More” Friday Evening Open Thread

OK, I have to be careful here.  Because I respect women a great deal.  And I sincerely mean that.

In fact ironically, trying very hard (phrasing) to be respectful has seriously gotten me in trouble in some relationships lately.  Although I still am not sure why.  I’ve been told I’m trying too hard.

I thought women wanted a guy who was present and willing to communicate openly.  Apparently I was wrong.

Ouch….see what I mean?

But I mean it when I say that the main thing I respect about a woman is her mind, her intellect, and her sense of humour.

STOP LAUGHING I’M SERIOUS!!!!!!!  THANKS OBAMA!!!!!!

Anywhooooo….  Getting back to the subject at hand….

Of course that doesn’t mean I don’t also appreciate the outward beauty of a woman who is physically attractive.

Sorry, not sorry.  I have testosterone.  Just the way it is.

And when I cross paths with an attractive girl, what I look at first is her legs.

Now don’t get me wrong, if she has great legs but a face like a train wreck?  Or she’s missing a few toes?  Or is brandishing a weapon?

Shit….I said I have be careful.  Dammit.  I wasn’t, was I?

Anywhooooo…..

Physically speaking, a woman’s legs is what I first notice usually if they are at a distance from me.  Sure, face, eyes, etc. if up close.  But from a distance, it’s always the legs.  And now that warmer weather is here?  Yeah, you see where I’m headed.

OK, I guess that’s more ass than legs. Soooooo….sue me.

So in honour of my leg fetish, this week it’s Mini-Skirt Week!!!!!

Sportsballing Which Will Make You Feel Shorted 2Nite

NHL

Nada.  Game three of the Stanley Cup Finals tomorrow.  STL and BOS tied 1-1.

NBA

Nuthin’.  Game two of the NBA Finals on Sunday.  TOR up 1-0 on GS.

MLB

Full schedule, but no national broadcasts.  As usual on a Friday.

Fun fact:  I had tickets tonight to Giants at Orioles but gave them away because I didn’t want to make the drive.

Full Schedule

NCAA Baseball Tournament

  • Ohio State @ Vanderbilt – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
  • Mercer @ UGa – 7:oopmEDT – TV: SECN
  • Stony Brook @ LSU – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU
  • Cincy @ Oregon State – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU

All other evening games streaming on ESPN3

Full Schedule

If You’ve Got ‘Em, Show ‘Em

Enjoy….

Dear Lord….

I have no further comment.

Enjoy your weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

(Now I have to love myself for a few minutes)

(next week I’ll be in California again so it’ll probably be Beaches and Bikinis again)

((sorry, not sorry))

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Brick Meathook

EAT SHIT ALL YE BYES

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i think

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ya know what, I’m right.

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herodotus450

What does the DC stand for? Dick Certification?

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It stands for the NATIONS CAPITAL.

Don’t be so smug, Mister Bigshot

Brick Meathook

Yes! Such is thus!

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

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