IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE! Yeah, we already had The Masters (and you know my thoughts about Augusta National), and the PGA Championship was definitely a lot of fun, but, now it’s time for the greatest golf tournament of the year. It’s the 119th edition of the United States Open Championship, from historic and revered Pebble Beach Golf Links in Pebble Beach, CA.
I planned to have so much more for this, but, then Lord Stanley’s Cup had to go a Game Seven. Thank you, so very much, Street Louis, for preventing the FACKIN’ BAWSTAHN teams from having three titles at the same time. Drinks are on me, Interwebz Dad.
Anyway, this is the most democratic field in golf. Any single one of us shitdicks can go and try to qualify. It’s not easy, but, theoretically, it is possible. This time, we are at Pebble Beach. This is a golf course that doesn’t favor anyone. Literally, anyone in the field has a chance at this, provided the USGA doesn’t fuck it up.
I’m cracking a beer, and sitting down to watch. I hope you join me. This is our national championship, on a course that is legendary. Forget work. Let us enjoy!
Also to note: Rory is going to win this thing by at least three.
This being the most democratic field… Is the process as easily manipulated as the results empowering?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: enlightened despotism simply does work.
[coughs up huge wad of phlegm]
[glances at fridge full of beer]
Well, it’s not like I could feel any worse.
Would you like some photos of a hot Raiders fan?
Josephine Skriver Raiders Album: https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/2gg4gsl4a/
She is definitely hot and as a Raider’s fan, crazy is automatically assumed. How long before tWBS attempts to go on a date with her?
Next [DFO] trip will be to NoCal I would assume.
Better hurry if you want to catch Raiders fans. Meth heads are really fast.
She’s actually gone out to a street corner with another person for the sole purpose of filming her skipping rope. That’s certain lunacy. What kind of weak, mewling puppy-dog of a man agreed to do that for her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yimx_T3yu_s
My guess: horndog with eyes.
If only blaxabbath and his pal Chris Henry had spoken to each other a little, they might have found some common ground.
And given how many are Mexicans, they can also climb walls like Spider-Man
She’s married, so I’m sure he’s somehow already tried.