Your “Boring As Heck” Friday Evening Open Thread

I’m not the biggest soccer fan on the planet.  That’s no secret to any of you if you’ve been paying attention.  But I do like me a nice toned and athletic lady.  So I fake it sometimes.  So….yeah.

The USWNT took the World Cup which surprised….no one.

One of my best friends in the world happens to be a youth soccer coach.  And he’s quite good at it.  I’ve watched him, and he knows his shit.

He’s also a DFO lurker (you know who you are!!!!!)

But that aside, he also has a little bit of a thing for Alex Morgan.  So in his honour, that’s what we’re doing tonight.

Sports Which Will Fill Your Cup 2Nite

MLB

  • Washington at Philadelphia – 6:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
  • Toronto at NYY – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Soccer

  • New England at D.C. United – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN (who gives a fuck?)

NBA Summer League

  • All night on ESPNU and NBATV (again, who gives a fuck?)

Wimbledon

(lol, when I first typed that, I typed Wimbledong and now I can’t stop laughing)

  • No Idea who’s playing – 6:00pm – TNNS

Cupcake Wars -7:00pmEDT – Cooking Channel

Hopefully they’ll all get pissed and start throwing cupcakes at each other.  Otherwise it sounds boring as hell.

Speaking Of Cupcakes

Alex Morgan evahbodeh!!!!!!!

Can’t say I blame my friend.  If she wandered by I’d probably follow.

Ummmmmmm…..you have a little something on your cheek.  No the other side.  Here I’ll get it for you…..OWWWW!!!!!  I was just trynna help!!!!!

/would eat THAT cupcake

//is that frosting?  Never mind don’t care

Have a nice weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

Oh Kodachrome how I do miss you . . .

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Brick Meathook
Unsurprised

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Mr. Ayo

HOLY SHIT BALLS! BATTLEBOTS IS CRAZY!

Spoiler
Hydra just fucked some shit up.

Mr. Ayo

And another bot gets owned. This is great!

Mr. Ayo

And then the fastest KO ever. Damn.

Mr. Ayo

No idea how to score that Yeti/Free Shipping fight.

Mr. Ayo

Again, how do you choose between Gruff/Copperhead? I’ll hang up and listen.

Mr. Ayo

That was quick and very disappointing.

Mr. Ayo

That last match took a long time even though it was over early.

Unsurprised

For you golfing weirdos.

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Mr. Ayo

I prefer isabelle shee and her high socks. But Paige is nice.

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

Sports Illustrated is Very Classy.

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Unsurprised

BTW, slightly better nipslip screenshot.

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Brick Meathook

“After taking these dick pills, if you have an erection lasting longer than 72 hours just look at these pictures and that should do the trick”

Unsurprised

Anyone need a snack?

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Mr. Ayo

Well I do now dammit.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Re: This Sydney-Carlton game:

Spoiler

Carlton should be winning by 15-20 and is going to choke this game away like a, well, you know.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I may have been mistaken

yeah right

They make this vape shit, that does this thing..

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Next up: Monkish Walkman. I like it better than the aforementioned Sketches of Sound, and that one was further back in the fridge so how would that help my back?

Mr. Ayo

Don’t you have a wife?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No. And the fiancée is out of town.

Mr. Ayo

Whatever damage may occur will be offset by the beer. Stay strong, soldier.

yeah right

Seth said I have to turn up the music.

Fuckin’ Seth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2nLmtJdZs8

Mr. Ayo

A no-no for Skaggs. Well done.

SonOfSpam

Every once in a while, things are good.

This was good.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ugh, my back still hurts. Beer or sleep?

Mr. Ayo

More beer. At your age, you’re just as likely to injure yourself sleeping than being awake.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re not wrong

yeah right

I’m going beer.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Alright, I laughed. I would love to see Vincent and Jules take on Jason. Loser has to use Winston Wolff as clean-up.

yeah right

Hey yo!

San Diego road rip tomorrow.

Killer waves, carnage and Padres v Braves with the Hawaiian shirt night.

Rolling South.

I can do that.

Hi all of you beautiful motherfuckers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKxZY0DIxIk

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Captain America was a virgin until Endgame so, yeah, he was a little backed up.

Senor Weaselo

What about jackin’ it?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

We only do topless murdering around here.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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