Request Line: Poolside

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

The PRODUCER is pacing in the studio, running through a list of tasks.

PRODUCER: …and once you get the station directory updated, you need to start working through that backlog of DFO Radio podcasts.

DJ 3000: [CONTROLLER NOT FOUND]

PRODUCER: Knock it off, I know there’s nothing wrong with your boot file.  Also, Doktor Zymm sent over the latest batch of data from our myspace marketing campaign and you’re going to need to crunch the numbers on those and look for correlations that we can pitch to the ad buyers that will be in here on Monday.  Oh, and then…

DJ 3000: SIGH…

CUT TO: EXT. POOLSIDE – DAY

DJ 3000: Hace mucho sol hoy.

ARANTXA SANCHEZ VICARIO:¿Tienes calor?

DJ 3000: Si, un poco.

ARANTXA SANCHEZ VICARIO: ¿Te gustaría otra piña colada?

DJ 3000: Si, si, muchos gracias.

ARANTXA SANCHEZ VICARIO: De nada, mi amor.

CUT TO: BACK TO REALITY

PRODUCER: …and then we’re going you to interface with the Battlebots API to get things ready for our interview with the tournament finalists…

DJ 3000: SIGH. NECESITO OTRAS VACACIONES

Today’s topic is “poolside”.  This encompasses all things related to a day at the pool – swimming, diving boards, floatation devices, you name it.  No limit today, so go wild!  I’ll get us started with a cheery tune from the Mark Knopfler and company.

 

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Dunstan

Going to pull a Blue Rodeo double-header: “Floating”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODopp17DeOs

Which hopefully you don’t do in the “Piranha Pool”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpIhO4E4R8o

scotchnaut

Does the tune ‘chlorine’ maybe qualify? Yeah, it does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJnQBXmZ7Ek

scotchnaut
scotchnaut

Thar be more than one type of pool. Arrr…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ewDZd2Heac

scotchnaut

So glad she didn’t do this with Orcas. This is Jane Weidlin with “Rush Hour”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIhDuWlmgD8

theeWeeBabySeamus

When it happens, you better know how to swim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s

yeah right

Judge Mills Lane will accept!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Filmed in an empty pool, kinda works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOkGsYgO8

SonOfSpam

– Rikki, heading into the bathroom with lotion and a sock

yeah right

There was some simply amazing music in this movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flcrUnoAwVk

King Hippo

GREAT soundtrack, your pick and this be my favourites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJmZtn8vmt8

JerBear50

Hard to beat Krauss and Welch together. Got to see Gillian open up for Norah Jones in 03. That was some goddamn singing.

yeah right
King Hippo

There is a swimming pool remembrance in this excellent song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AahUu7am5No

ThurberHerder

I think I remember this from Kidzbop circa 1993

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMmyeHDkTZo

King Hippo

Already there! – Jerry S., State College, PA

JerBear50

So not classy.

ThurberHerder
King Hippo

I really DESPISE this song, but…props for beating tWBS to it!! 😀

theeWeeBabySeamus

I was asleep. That is my only excuse.

ThurberHerder

What is a pool but a large, lukewarm bath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KmKkV3ddAo

Cuntler

[DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Cuntler

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Cuntler

FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FACK YOU! You think I’m going to let you fackin’ faggots pick sawngs about fackin’ swimming pools? YOU PEOPLE AHHH LOSAHHHS!

I gawt a fackin’ idea. Here-ah greatest fackin’ song about pool. A FACKIN’ DROWNIN’ POOL! SACK AWN THAT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

/Pounds Twisted Tea

//Dry humps Sully

///Votes for Trump

Cuntler

I like ladies lying in the sun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-STYFSxhyk

SonOfSpam

“Hey Robert Plant…are you gonna do the backstroke?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVPDP_DEsJs

SonOfSpam

Don’t invite Smashing Pumpkins to your pool party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N66Ki1iMMjY

SonOfSpam
scotchnaut

I can sing every song from that album from memory.

ArmedandHammered

For when I was a teenager watching the girls put the Bahama Breeze on poolside:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTTdW1bJhc0

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

Can’t believe no one had this already.

ArmedandHammered

Sorry SOS, I missed that, maybe why I thought of it.

SonOfSpam

No apologies necessary:
1) Was Rikki’s, not mine, and
2) Was an excuse to be passive-aggressive, which is something I enjoy.

LemonJello
SonOfSpam

Don’t play this in El Paso.

ArmedandHammered

You find bodies in a pool, some of them may even be alive:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

Game Time Decision

Just for the name, the song has nothing to do with a day at the pool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4

scotchnaut

That is a great take on the theme. Kudos!*

*Do people say ‘Kudos!’ anymore?

ArmedandHammered
SonOfSpam

This counts because of Sunkist commercials when I was a teenager.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdt0SOqPJcg

yeah right
SonOfSpam

He’s a magnificent weirdo.

yeah right

I saw this performance when it was recorded and missed my opportunity to post it on the last Request Line with the songs seen live.

Rookie mistake.

SonOfSpam

Summer Nights are ideal for pool parties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPUb4Wsi9kI

Unsurprised

It’s cheating, but IDGAF. It’s a good mix. All of their mixes are good.

https://soundcloud.com/thecapts/ditch-fridays

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SonOfSpam

Sparks have a pretty fucked up pool tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j2CJN8rmBE

Sharkbait

This week is sponsored by Schmitts Gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCOSejS1SSY

Unsurprised

I can’t listen to this, but I assume this is the edited version that replaces Van Halen’s “Beautiful Girls” with a royalty-free version.

GLAAD hosts the original. https://www.glaad.org/advertising/library/schmitts-beer-parody

Game Time Decision

Fuck you geo-lock

SonOfSpam

Gonna lead off with a pretty li’l tune from Stipe & Co.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahJ6Kh8klM4

ALXMAC

This was my 1st round pick. Kudos! ;oP