It’s the first weekend of NCAA Football…2019 version.
Several games have already been played. Clemson rolled over GT, as expected. I hate those asshats. Minny barely got past San Diego State. Utah got away with a big win versus the other Mormon bunch. And UCF posted 62 up on….shit, what’s the name of that shitty school they played?
Meh, who cares? They suck.
But as always, we’re doing Cheerleaders this week. (so to speak).
This week it’s college Cheerleaders. Next week….its the Pros.
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Sports To Make You Cheer 2Nite
NCAA Football
- Rice @ Army – 6:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- (19)Wisconsin @ South Florida – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Tulsa @ (18)Michigan State – 7:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
- UMass @ Rutgers – 7:15pmEDT – TV: B1GN
- Utah State @ Wake Forest – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ACCN
- Purdue @ Nevada – 9:30pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- ColorAdo State @ ColorAdo – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Okie State @ Oregon State – 10:30pmEDT – TV: FS1
MLB
- Oakland @ NYY – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- Cleveland @ Tampa Bay – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
And there’s other crappy stuff on but screw it.
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Cheerleaders, Baby!!!!!!
Yes, I’ve told the story of being with two Cheerleaders at once before.
I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF!!!!!
(But it was a fun coupla months)
Enjoy….
Oh stop it. You knew I was gonna finish with an NC State girl.
You’re going down this weekend, ECU.
He says that like it’s a bad thing.
(hehehehehe)
Have a nice weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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Oh, man! A comment bot got me. Probably the same one as the email bot at work.
Happy Friday and a long weekend (for most anyway).
“Hey, I like dem shorts.”
I wonder if you can actually order milksteak in Philly now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfWMB-blQS8
Yeah, yeah, I know who she’s bangin’, but still.
Catnip.
They do like tuna.
Hehehehe
What do the Friday pair look like??
Alright, let’s see if I can sleep till Monday.
See gif above.
Mamma’s got a squeeze box.
She is looking for her contact…..
Are those dimple-lookin things like reservoirs, so you can aim there and not muss the sheets?
Second season of Mindhunter is worth the subscription to Netflix alone.
TRUE WCS FACT: Amy Adams is on the list of people I’d be allowed to bang, sanctioned by Mrs. WCS
That permission will come in handy!
Well, it feels like a handy if you hit your elbow hard enough.
She is probably safe from having to sanction it in this universe. According to some theories there is a universe where you are banging Amy on the regular.
Great movie with so many great gifs to come from it.
It’s Tool Time for Jonathan Taylor, who runs for TD number 3 for him.
USF looking like a team that was really banking on this game getting canceled by the hurricane.
Possible FF name – Bleached Assholes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFJS_BHaMi8
I worked with a guy who stupidly told us that his sister-in-law did that.
No one ever spoke to him again without inquiring as to the health of “Bleachy.”
Did the story of exactly how he found this out come with it (so to speak)? Did you demand visual proof??
His wife (her sister) told him. And (again, stupidly) assumed he wouldn’t tell the jerkasses he worked with. I mean, duh.
He should have started “Dear Penthouse Letters, …..”
holy shit, I hope the Wolfpack ain’t as bad as the Wolf Pack.
It’s official:
I am drunk, I am barbecuing, and I don’t care if I burn off my eyebrows. I want a goddamned steak right now!
Narrator: Sadly, BeerGuyRob hadn’t gone to the store and didn’t have any steak. He stood by the barbecue, swaying and muttering, until the coals went dark and his wife turned off the patio light. The next day he inquired as to the copious amount of vomit on the patio, but his wife stayed silent, knowing that he would not believe her. As always.
that lying BITCH!!
Jokes on you – I have a cooler full of King Cans at my side.
Otherwise, that’s 100% accurate.
I read that in Morgan Freeman voice.
That’s the safety protocol for grilling: get drunk and nothing bad can happen to you. I was stone-cold sober when I created a giant fireball in my roommate’s grill that nearly took my face off.
Come on, Dorian! Just drift your path south slightly and park your left eye wall five miles east of Mar-A-Lago. You know you want to!
She’s a tease.
Ahh, smell it. It is the time of the year where you understand about half of the teams that Hippo nicknamed in JV football.
(Jim Mora Playoffs voice): Half!?
ah still assert that Hitler Mice was fairly transparent
Didn’t MSU have some kickass backup quartered back last year? Thor something?
Thor Athhole?
Rocky Lombardi, is his name, the name I was looking for.
oh yeah, the mullet and everything. Probably explains the “GO WHITE” banner in their tunnel
Last game of the season at the Nat was today. Wakezilla knows what I’m talking about, but we made sure to save a full keg to finish under the stands after our shift was finished.
I am delightfully pickled.
You should have corralled some fans and made THEM serve y’all. It’s only fair.
But why? Free booze for me, and they’d expect their tips back.
what price is too high FOAR VENGEANCE?
hey, Unsurprised, why don’t you get down to Corvallis one weekend with a giant DFO posterboard? US GAMBLERS WILL SEE YOU
Venmo me beer and gas money. I already have a place to crash.
Trump thinking daughter Tiffany is too fat to be photographed with him is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing ever.
yeah, well, at least she escaped the “Daddy-Daughter slumber parties.”
though could you imagine how awkward it must have been for Tiffany’s high school BFF, to hear “I can’t even get my DAD to fuck me.”
I can relate, in that I was an unmolested altar boy.
“What’s wrong with meeeeeeeeeeeeeee?”
That was a first season pre-out and proud Mac It’s Always Sunny episode
though I think it was a Catholic school gym teacher, not a full-on priest
For real? They stole my joke. Bastards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQHWqBgqck
Same here. I knew a bunch of guys who were, though.
And being raped, as Ivanka surely was.
It’s just cause he won’t bone fat chicks. It’s why he prefers Ivanka, despite her turning all Jewish after marrying her cuck husband.
I believe the Talmud says the conversion doesn’t count if your husband’s a closet case.
Excite for first JV Action! of the season. Nevada +360 to beat Purdue (in Reno) straight up.
Surprised you didn’t make it rain on the Beavers
oh, I contemplated. BUHLEEVE THAT!
/but then I recalled how much moneys I already lost on Niiiiice Beaver over the years
Favorite Comment from Joker Trailer on YouTube
Lynnn
2 hours ago
Creating Joker
1989 : throw him in chemical waster
2019 : throw him in society
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pk-qMdR9Lo
OK now they’re all blowouts. AND it’s too late to switch to ladies tennis smh.
Hang in there, we have BDSM State and Niiiiice Beaver on at 10:30, and I’m sure it will be intensely competitive.
The battle for second place in the OSU Challenge. First place obviously is already wrapped up by Okeechobee State.
ppl forget that its not all fun and games being a #BFIB. Heavy are the thighs that wear the jorts.
Dirt Bengals and Hippo’s Most Glorious Cardinals are playing day-night doubleheaders on Saturday and Sunday. Why don’t we just do a quadrupleheader?!
I hope #BFIB call up at least 10 dudes for Sunday. I want some SILLY SHIT.
The mock turtleneck industry fears the day Charlie Strong is fired for the last time.
I recommend everyone stock up on liquor, food and hunker down for the next three days.
Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ahead of you.
as is tradition, I made some bison chili for the weekend
Folks.
Quintez Cephus: Atzek Emperor, Wisconsin Wide Receiver, or obscure debilitating brain disease?
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkr61HYzPuU
Trick question – it’s a pitch thrown by a position player in a relief situation on the mound.
https://giant.gfycat.com/InferiorBlushingCony.mp4
This is a genuine labor of love. I want to be buried with a thumb drive containing this video.
I’ve already made arrangements to have this be played non-stop on my tombstone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcG9o00OOvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZlDKs7dKaU
Took me the better part of two hours to get my cable upgraded with the ACC Network, but I get to watch Wake Forest/Utah State so whose laughing now??
Did they send a student-athlete to install it? I hope you didn’t tip them or the NCAA will kick them off the All-ACC cable installation team.
Nay, they should be honoured to serve their betters like that
https://twitter.com/i/status/1167552650847690754
Considering who the city of St. Louis is named after, does that mean they… hate America?
We surveyed 100 #BFIB, and they overwhelmingly agree ur just jelly
100 NFL fans were also surveyed… results not found.
OK Wisc-USF not a blowout yet. But they did start late
http://media.liberator.com/9528/Liberator/August%202019%20Blasts/08-30-2019/Melt%20Brand%20Spankin%20New.gif
Romeo didn’t go straight home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR7cNratdek
Sports Betting is legal in Indiana as of tomorrow!
So, how do I gamble on sports again?
Brazilian Third Division Soccer is your first stop!
– K. Hippo
shuffles nervously
/does in fact have a bet manana on AD Confinanca
/thinks Redshirt is about to go bankrupt
Wow. I don’t think I’m going to bet $245.04 all at once.
…and all the games are blowouts already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YURIawFji9Y
Don’t look at Scotchy, very few cheerleader-types are hobos.
Hey Moose, think we pick up Other Brandon Marshall off the waiver wire?
Sadly no. Also I think his body is done, it betrayed him. He’s been too injured.