Your “Old JJ Tantrum Watch in Full Effect” Thursday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

The downtown Sudbury railyard is a bit of an eyesore but it’s my eyesore. It’s a little puppy compared to the Symington Yard in The Peg or the MacMillan a few hours south in Vaughan but it’s where I return every year. Plus there’s a soup kitchen a hop, skip and a jump from the center of the place. Most times I wander over there but this time of the year me and a few boys get together and have our own little cookout under the International Bridge which spans the skinniest part of the yard.

As usual The Bear showed up-this year he brought a pig’s head. A gift from a butcher that he helped out. See, that’s the thing. A lot of people like to call us bums like we don’t do a thing but we always try to earn our keep. Some days you can rake leaves for a few bucks and a sandwich, or maybe help a guy that’s re-doing the roof of his house. More than once I’ve just walked into a place and got a job mopping and cleaning toilets, it’s no big thing. This time of year that money all goes towards the get-together we like to call “The Big Feed”.

Rosie likes to work the farms all over and no one knows why. She’ll always have carrots and onions and the like. And so it goes. Some stuff gets put into foil packets and thrown into the fire. If there’s a source of water nearby some other stuff is made into our trusty old “Mystery Stew”. It always turns out okay but I think that food tastes much better when you’re in good company.

Tonight went as planned-our bellies were happy and we started filling it with some sort of fermented apple booze. It wouldn’t be right to call it cider but it’s not bad at all. As usual the old stories came out and a few new ones sprouted but we were all waiting for the yearly roundtable question to get started.

I went first-

-“I’m thankful I made it back here safe and sound and I get to see all your sorry asses again.” There were a few groans until Rosie barked, “Not mine, brother!” and then the circle erupted with laughter.

Porcupine Charlie went next-“I’m grateful for that Sally that licked my druthers in a coal car on the way to Topeka back in ’85!” He nodded and looked round, drinking in the hoots and guffaws that he knew would follow his proclamation.

Charger the Dodger, 54 and looking every year of it and more spouted, “I’m thankful I’ve got a little pisser on the way. She says it’s a boy.” Silence. Then Old Cobb spoke, “C’mon Charge, you can’t tell me you fell for the oldest trick in the book. Whoever she is, she just wants to rope you in! Goddamn!” Both of them were shaking their heads and Charger replied, “You takin’ me for a fool? She’s got a belly and the whole deal. I ain’t never had a scrambler around before-it’ll probably make me stick around for eight, maybe ten months!” More laughter.

It always turns into a bit of a game, with some giving thanks more than a few times. The themes are usually the same, good health, a new friend, a new spot to make some dough or to lay down one’s head. After all, in the end our needs are simple, but specific to the life we choose to live. I know for a fact that whether you hop trains, sit at a desk, deliver/build things, pour beer or shuffle paper, the desire for comfort, some peace and maybe a little affection is something we all share. Good night.

TO THE GAME!

Bills/Cowboys:

It’s been made known to Jason Garrett that he can’t rest on his non-existent laurels for much longer. It’ll be curious to see if/how the players react to the swirl of jabberings that surround the team. Look for a gameplan that takes the ball out of DAK!’s hands and onto Zeke’s feet because the Bills can be run on. I’ve remarked on it before but Josh Allen’s Carnival of Wondrous Spontaneous Play-Making is the most entertaining football you can set your eyeballs on this year.

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entropy

Three offensive plays, three turnovers, one referee save. Jesus.

Gratliff

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Gratliff

boooooooooooooo

hippofant

Boooooooooooooooooooooo

entropy

JJ up in the owner’s box loading a shotgun, ready to go put his defense down.

WCS

SHA’NKLOR feasts on Thanksgiving as well.

Gratliff

So why is Dallas throwing this ball at all? Eagles ran over the Bills for 4 quarters and Zeke is worth 2 Eagles RBs.

entropy

Garrett watching that replay like the words “mercifully you have been fired” are gonna scroll across it next.

Gratliff

lol what the fuck was that

bk109

Brokeback did good, that’s wut!

Mistborn Impossible

Here is a partial list of kinds of agents Aaron Rogers can have in future insurance commercials:

* secret agent
* chemical/biological agent
* software agent, aka a bot

No matter how you look at it these ads are going to get more sci-fi, and I’m looking forward to it!

Gratliff

Cowboys have a team doctor in a friggin cowboy hat. Dude is used to looking at rattlesnake bites and duel wounds.

— hockey watcher Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) November 28, 2019

Gratliff

el oh el

clint greasewood

When dose OJ get some booth time.

King Hippo

P*ts dipping into the Kai pond.

WCS

PRAISE SHA’NKLOR

Petronel

TONGANDO…dammit

Gratliff

After a long day of spending time with the family playing Spider-man on PS4, I guess I’ll come in to watch the Cowboys piss away another chance to pull away from the Eagles.

King Hippo

I appreciate how REAL division hate keeps NFC East fans alive

Gratliff

Eagles and Cowboys fans would gladly watch the world burn for the right to get smoked by the fucking Seahawks

Gratliff

AHAHAHAHA

King Hippo

State might be getting housed 63-44 by FedEx (MEM playing w/o 2 starters), but only down 3 for the half!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

As always when I’m at lady BFC’s for a holiday, I offered to make some cocktails. Made some vodka, ginger, lemonade bs for her mom, nbd. Her dad said he likes margaritas and there was mix in the fridge. Immediately thought:
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So I ignored that and squeezed some fresh limes. ” Can you make it sweeter?”

Smh

King Hippo

to be unappreciate in one’s own time, yo. WE NOE U WERE IN TEH RIGHT

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yup. Abided the request and went back to my scotch

King Hippo

Somebody put his ginger balls on the Thanksgiving table!

Brocky

Holy shit Santa just showed up here. I was joking when I said my uncle could play him after growing his beard out. Skinniest santa I’ve ever seen.

No alcohol involved here. All spontaneous old man wholesomeness for his grandkids

Mistborn Impossible

Bills fans have a lot to look forward to, I think Josh Allen can develop into a Marcus-Mariota type player if he works hard.

King Hippo

Brokeback doesn’t appreciate the comparison to a non-white ,, smh

Don T

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Brick Meathook

In the first game we got Troy Aikman, in this game we have Tony Romo, which former Cowboy quarterback do we get for the next game?

I vote Clint Longley.

King Hippo

is Staubach ded? I forgets.

Brick Meathook

Alive and well. Longley can punch him again.

Mistborn Impossible

We’re not still holding that against Romo, are we? I mean, do you think he enjoyed playing in Dallas? Nobody enjoys that.

Beerguyrob

So the Patriots needs another kicker. This will be their fourth this year.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001081426/article/patriots-kicker-nick-folk-appendectomy-out-week-13

bk109

So, uhhhhhh, why not let Jake Bailey give it a try? He’s already our kick-off specialist and at this point, he can’t be worse than any potential replacement?

King Hippo

what part of DUE UR JERB don’t yeeewwwww understand??

bk109

“Next stupid kicker up”

bk109

Final result “Commitment to suckage” 1: 2 Eintracht Frankfurt

Mistborn Impossible

How is that team scoring so few goals? I don’t understand it. They ought to be playing in games with scores like 5-4

Big Black Richard

So what has two thumbs and was the only Black person at the Sleater Kinney show in Portland last week?

THIS GUY!

King Hippo

ooooooh, Hippo jelly.

/of the Sleater-Kinney attendance, not of being the only black person

//is also only spiritually black

Big Black Richard

Carrie Brownstein has an absolutely MAGNETIC stage presence. It wasn’t possible to take your eyes off of her. I wasn’t expecting that. I’ve only seen a handful of performers who have that quality.

King Hippo

been hearing their new stuff on satellite radio, it’s quite good

Big Black Richard

I really want to like the new stuff, but I just really don’t like St. Vincent’s production.

They played the entire new CD at the show, and I was like, “Dammit, I could really love this song, IF ONLY…..”

And also, I miss Janet, but I didn’t even notice the new drummer because I couldn’t concentrate on anything but Carrie.

King Hippo

am not a St. Vincent fan, either

Gumbygirl

We have no electricity here in Big Bear. Power is out from the village to the dam. We may not have Thanksgiving if it doesn’t get fixed soon. I’m feeling a little anxious, not gonna lie!

King Hippo

You have booze and drugs, at least??

Gumbygirl

Ha, no, I’m at my sister in law’s house
She’s a retired federal agent. She would shoot my ass if I brought drugs to her house. But good news, power has been restored, so at least we will have our dinner

Don T

Hang tight and take advantage of the sunlight to locate your stash and follow your family’s Emergency Narcotics Protocol.

bk109

So, the Clap-O-Tron 9000 will live to clap another day after such a bounceback on a short week? (So far… there’s plenty of time things to do an 180)?

King Hippo

We need a new generation of Moutheyes Nightmare Fuel

King Hippo

Who is MOST irritated? Hippo (NC State), Rev (Bills Mafia), or bk (Arsenal)?

Mistborn Impossible

Oh god look what happened to Arsenel!

bk109

Oh,no, I’m happy! With this dismal showing we’re either shitcanning Unay, or I’m done with them (at least for the season)… and meanwhile I’m calibrating my screens with a Spyder5 and and whoa, it’s fucking worth it …

ballsofsteelandfury

LOVE today’s hobo story!

Also, as predicted to Horatio the other day, the Cowboys wil win this by 20 and Princeton wil get a contract extension because Horatio touches himself.

herodotus450

The MST3K Twitch channel, which plays MST3K episodes all day every day, is celebrating Thanksgiving by… playing MST3K episodes all day?

Petronel

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Brocky

Last few years I’ve pulled up mst3k on Netflix, andnlisten to that on my ride home.

Not watching, mind you, just listening is virtually the same

Don T

Woo hoo! Made it back home and can now celebrate a proper and happy Reclusegiving.

Old School Zero

Freedom!

Petronel

Welp, can’t root for the Billz, not when they’re a threat.
And, am constitutionally unable to root for the Boyz.

So, max chaos and hijinx via BLEERGH with a side of meteor, please.

Petronel

Working with the usual wide-ranging definition of “threat” – the “nobody’s safe” paranoia approach.

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Brocky

Jim Kelly may be the most unintentionally polarizing player in NFL history

You wanna feel bad for the 4 superbowl lossess….

then you remember he hit his wife

Yiu wanna feel bad about his son and his cancer…..

then you remember he’s a trump supporter

King Hippo

hey, he got HIS healthcare, don’t see wut teh problem is LIBTARD!!!111

King Hippo

Thank God the next generation of great QBs are mostly black. I know at least that Russell Wilson is a Demmycrat, suspect Lamar! and DAK DAK DAK DAK!! are as well.

Brocky

Were his misfortunes merely punishment for him, just given to him early

bk109

1:2 for Eintracht… Unay is getting fired in the morning….

King Hippo

I didn’t have the bollocks to halftime bet Eintracht

King Hippo

appreciate how NC State is letting me know to give up on hoopsball even before December starts!

King Hippo

Gonna get run out of the gym. They adjusted after the opening 4-min stretch.

King Hippo

I think he transferred from tOSU. So probably.

Old School Zero

Danksgiving

Old School Zero

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow carbon-based lifepods/fleshbags/meatsacks.

King Hippo

Hello Little Femur Drummer Boy!

Old School Zero

WHY DO YOU THINK THEY’RE CALLED DRUMSTICKS, HEATHEN!??

King Hippo

pa rum pa pum pum!

King Hippo

Soooooo, the Flamers’ coach is raycess?

King Hippo

I thought I was a picky eater, but Markell Johnson doesn’t eat any seafood or like Thanksgiving food.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, is Julio going to play later or do I need to take him out of my lineup?

King Hippo

FedEx has a dude named Precious – who somehow seems to have resisted murdering his parents.

Sharkbait

Happy Thanksgiving fellow degenerates

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