Sexy Friday the 13th!

Our resident Sexy Friday writer, TWBS, is indisposed at the moment and so he asked in the back room if anyone wanted to take over today’s Open Thread. Naturally, I volunteered.

Someone else also volunteered, but I made the argument that this is no regular Open Thread, this is SEXY FRIDAY! And who better to bring you Sexy Friday than your resident pervonaut? (H/T to bk109 for introducing me to that term in one of the football open threads. At least I think it was bk109. I could be wrong. It’s been known to happen.)

I was given the ASSignment.

As I started writing this, I was trying to figure out what theme to use since TWBS always uses themes. Then, I looked at the calendar and it was a no-brainer.

The only thing left was for me to dig deep into my memory of all the 80s horror movies that featured scandily-clad females and the post practically wrote itself!

In particular, I want to pay special tribute to a very special lady that helped me and I’m sure a bunch of you fellow perverts persevere through puberty and become the horny adults we are now. I speak, of course, of Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!

For those of you that are too young or lived in other parts of the country, Cassandra/Elvira used to host a weekly TV show on channel 9 here in LA (don’t know if it was syndicated, but I think it was) where she would show horror movies and make smartass comments and jokes in between the commercial breaks. She’d do some skits and jokes but she was always and I mean ALWAYS wearing that trademark black dress cut high on the leg and cut deep in the bosom exposing her tremendous cleavage.

Now, you might think that all I cared about was boobs (like a typical boy going through puberty), but the thing that I liked the most about Elvira was her smartass attitude and her sarcastic and hilarious jokes. I emulated her and I’m a sarcastic smartass because of her. She taught me that women could be gorgeous but that what really counted and made them appealing was what they were like on the inside.

Subsequent explorations into dating and meeting girls only confirmed the lesson that Elvira taught me: You want a girl that’s confident, funny, and not afraid to be herself.

Cassandra was also very smart. She managed to keep all the rights to her character and thus continues to make a tremendous amount of money off merchandising, public appearances, movies, etc. There is even an article I found that said she was a female role model. I completely agree.

Here is an example of some of her work:

You really should watch that video. It’s a combination of scenes from her movie and parts of her TV show.

So, before we get to the sexy pics, I do want to say something. There has been a lot of talk in recent weeks about what is acceptable as far as cheesecake on this site and if we should discourage people from posting sexy pictures for fear of offending people or alienating potential readers.

I’m sure you can figure out which side of the debate I’m on.

I maintain that posting or looking at sexy pictures of women or men is healthy and not demeaning or objectifying. I’m heterosexual yet I can appreciate a dude that has a nice ass and I’ve commented on such pictures in the past when they’ve been posted.

To me, the pictures are a celebration of the human body and the beauty that lies within it. The beauty is not restricted to one gender, one race, one height, or one weight. Physical beauty comes in all shapes and sizes and is in the eye of the beholder.

Furthermore, just because you enjoy looking at pictures of attractive people doesn’t mean you’re “all horned up” or trying to get other people horny. It means you enjoy looking at beauty, plain and simple.

It also doesn’t mean that you are reducing their existence to just their physical features. Mature adults understand that there is more to a person than just physical appearance. A lot more. Looking at a picture and appreciating someone’s physical appearance doesn’t translate into demeaning them.

So, to finish off this little speech, I vow that I will continue to post sexy pictures whenever I damn well feel like it and I encourage everyone to do so whenever they feel like it.

If people get offended, the only thing I can say is that I mean no offense and I’m only sharing my perception of beauty with the world. If you don’t like it, that’s fine. If you feel offended, I’m disappointed that you took my posting in that way, but I am not posting to offend. If you don’t want to read this site any longer, that’s also disappointing, but this site doesn’t accept advertising for a reason: It’s meant for authors to share their views and work with the world without a corporate entity telling them to “stick to sports”.

This site will never make any money and will never grow beyond its natural size. There are apparently enough people beyond those that actively comment that lurk/read so that our Alexa ranking is #11,133,860 in global internet traffic and engagement over the past 90 days.

Works for me.

Without further ado, here are your Sexy Friday the 13th pics:

Adrienne Barbeau
Linnea Quigley
Michelle Bauer
Sybill Danning
Barbara Crampton
Caroline Munro
Brinke Stevens
Heather Langenkamp

I’m not putting up any TV listings because you all should be checking out Netflix or Hulu or Amazon or any of the other choices you have in the entertainment world and finding a good horror movie to watch tonight. It’s the perfect night for it.

Which will you watch? Please share in the comments.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sheeeeeit I’ve had a lot of good beer tonight

yeah right

I’m just chill as a motherfucker over here.

Horatio Cornblower

Pretty sure Montana’s QB is done after this level.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Senor Weaselo

Where is the line between defensive struggle and offensive futility?

BC Dick

Depends on the quality of the defensive play. A stellar hand in the receivers mitts versus a pure drop. A broken tackle versus a missed tackle. No analytics for that!

Horatio Cornblower

I think the announcers just implied that the Montana QB is trying to throw the game.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

By all evidence he is. JFC

Horatio Cornblower

5 INTs and even more bad decisions.

Horatio Cornblower

Getting back to football for a brief moment, it looks like one hell of a shitty night in Ogden, Utah, which is apparently where Weber State is, a thing I just learned now.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ogden is totally Weber State.
NC State Basketball won two games there in the west regionals on their way to the final four in ’83,

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Duh, I think we all remember that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Who did we beat in the west regional final smart guy????
NO CHEATING. GIMME THE FINAL SCORE TO BREAK THE TIE.

WHY AM I YELLING??????

Horatio Cornblower

UCLA

theeWeeBabySeamus

Good guess, but no. That was ’74.

Horatio Cornblower

Total guess. The only thing I remember from ’83 was that Georgetown beat SMU 37-36 in a full game.

I do believe that the NCAA put the shot clock in shortly thereafter because of that game.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes. Mostly because of NC State. We fucked shit up royally.

Horatio Cornblower

I was 14.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit, you’re almost as old as me.
You poor bastard.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll never see 49 again.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s been a while, but referring to the post below….
I miss fat Drew Caray. And skinny Wayne Brady.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Horatio Cornblower

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Gonna put eyes out

TheRevanchist

I loved her movies. They came on around 1 or 2 in the morning. I used to stay up and watch SNL and The Three Stooges and her movies. The movies were terrible, but enjoyable to watch because of her humor that made them palatable. She is a legend.

As far as sexy photos, they are fine. But the percentage of sexy men and trans representation is low in comparison. There are all kinds of people in the world. We should just strive to be better at putting up more pics of Tom Selleck.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Let’s keep the trans percentage low. Like at zero. Sorry, but I just don’t want to see that. Fight me bro.

Horatio Cornblower

Sorry, how many Olympic Decathlon gold medals do you have?
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Something something javelin something something

Horatio Cornblower

Holy hell I did not even notice what the one on the left is(n’t) wearing when I posted this.

Pretty sure it’s legal, but not enough to bet the mortgage on it.

Fuck it, I’ll wait until Ian complains.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m pretty OK with it.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Bruce Jenner should be stripped of his MALE decathlon Olympic medal, due to fraud. Own it, bro.

Horatio Cornblower

Pretty sure he had a dick when he won it, so she gets to keep the medal.

Still creepy as fuck though. Not because of the trans thing, but because of the association with the Kardashians.

Jesus, I’d take a run at the goblins in Tolkinen’s books before I tried any of those plastic monstrosities.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

So did East German “women” athletes in past Olympics. Dude needs to own up to his own words, otherwise he’s just a drag queen playing “dress up.” Strong taek, but I’m right.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Who down-voted me? Some drag queen no doubt, not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m kidding, it’s totally wrong.

TheRevanchist

We can downvote? I need the power to downvote everyone here, just to be a jerk. It’s only right. I don’t want to play favorites.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

With that kind of hostile bigotry it seems you protest too vigorously. This is a case of your sailor buddies getting you drunk and buying a ladyboy; then you enjoyed it way more than your upbringing makes you comfortable with. Just accept that you liked it and move on.

BC Dick

Doesn’t count. How about Jenna Talackova? Or whatever the spelling. She won miss Canada or something. That’s a hot tranny. Jenner ain’t that. He’s an old man in a dress.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This coming from a taint waxing queen.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes, I’m laughing.
Also, thanks to Balls for covering me this week.

Horatio Cornblower

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theeWeeBabySeamus

THANK YOU!!!!! i DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!!!
(thought no one would get it….giggity)

Horatio Cornblower

Gotta get up pretty early in the morning to get that by me.

And after this 3rd beer, I will not be getting up with you.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Please tell me we’re not once again talking about black dildos.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good bo…..HEY STOP THAT.

Horatio Cornblower

I’m just a weirdo, not a goddamn Bills fan. Jesus.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Does anyone have a favorite actress playing the main girl in Rocky Horror?

Horatio Cornblower

Sarandon. She’s a real life fucking idiot when it comes to politics, but to my mind she’s the only Janet.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Tim Robbins would like a word.
Oh wait, he’s a real life fucking idiot too.

Never mind.

Horatio Cornblower

The two of them are so insufferable that I am truly stunned they couldn’t make it work.

That said, they were great in ‘Bull Durham’, which is truly a ‘drop whatever you’re doing and watch’ when it comes on movie, and one of the only Kevin Costner movies that’s worth watching for any reason other than laughing.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Susan Sarandon can have any political beliefs she wants to, as is her right, but she has some big ol’ titties.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Her daughter also has big tits

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I cannot disagree.

Horatio Cornblower

Both of them have larger chests than me.

theeWeeBabySeamus

So you save money on bras then?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

h

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Horatio Cornblower

On a related note, David Duchovny: Creepy fucker, or creepiest motherfucker?

Horatio Cornblower

My wife has a Hallmark movie on called ‘Catch A Rising Star’ a classic from 2013 that I only mention because Shannon Elizabeth of ‘American Pie’ fame is in it and I would have sworn she died long before 2013.

Sharkbait

Her career did kind of nosedive didn’t it?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The timing seems suspicious of Weinstein involvement, but I would assume she’d have said something if it was.

Horatio Cornblower

According to the always reliable internet she stopped acting to get involved in poker and animal rights. Other than the vegan stuff, pretty much awesome.

Horatio Cornblower

I wasn’t aware she had one, that’s how quickly she disappeared.

But hey, now that Lori Loughlin’s, shall we say “aggressive”, approach to getting her kids into college has come to light, there’s hope for Shannon yet!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

You didn’t mention Cassandra was also in Penthouse.

Also, quick reminder that Monica Bellucci was one of Dracula’s brides in the Coppola film.

Horatio Cornblower

Was that the one with a pre-shoplifting Winona Ryder?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

And her bouncing boobs

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Cassandra Peterson was also the biker chick in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

New Jersey Devils imploding. You hate to see it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Rex Ryan’s dream girl.

Don T

That’s how I like ‘em: symmetrical.

Horatio Cornblower

Don T: “How many toes you got?”

Otherwise Smoking Hot Girl: “9. There was an accident when I was young, but I’ve fully reco….”

Don T: “I’m not paying for stories. Get out.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

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ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

They don’t include the 40 of Colt 45, or it’s Star Wars equivalent?

Senor Weaselo

Ole Janx Spirit?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Col. Duke LaCross

Oh man, I’d forgotten just how fucked up that skit was.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Is the Montana vs Weber St game on TV in Canada?

litre_cola

I found a stream. It isn’t on any sports channels up here.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

What’s the stream? Can you divulge?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is Horatio around? Finally dipping into the Treehouse Doubleganger he sent me. Outstanding.

Horatio Cornblower

Right here. And guess what? They finally came out with the stouts and I got 14 of them today. Some will be making their way to you and Snow as soon as I get off my ass and start packaging.

Doubleganger is an outstanding beer with a more-than-somewhat unfortunate name.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Don T

Indeed!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That name is perfect

Senor Weaselo

Horror?

litre_cola

If Hippo were awake he would be proud. I am betting on golf and Snow Bowl.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

Hey, I warned you not to look at my Browser History!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Anyone here good with cars? I can rotate tires, change oil and batteries and the like, but that’s it. Today I’m driving to the office Xmas party, (not as fun as they used to be) (thanks #metoo) (so hard to be white amirite) and all of a sudden there’s a godawful rattling from the right front wheel. Sounds like I ran something over and it’s bouncing around the wheel well. I slow down, noise drops. Speed back up, noise increases. So I pull over and look under the hood and wheels, as though that’s going to accomplish anything, stare at things I can’t ID and decide I should nurse the car back a few miles to my brake/tire guys. I do a U-turn, hear the same rattle as I make the hard left and then…Nothing.

Not a goddamn peep, let alone a rattle. Wound up driving around a couple of back roads and eventually went all the way to the party and back, probably 60-70 miles round trip.

Going to the shop tomorrow to have it looked at, but anyone wanna guess/tell me what’s going on?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Viva La Tabula Raza is.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Did you at least check the lug nuts? Otherwise you just ran over something and the left turn lodged it loose.

Horatio Cornblower

I never even thought of that. I did just have the tires rotated. But the wheel never fell off despite all the later driving so that probably isn’t it.

I used to rotate my tires myself, but these days the jack that comes with the car seems designed more for generating homicidal rage than for actually getting a tire off.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

assuming fwd car-
If rattle: probably strut
If clicking: cv joint

If NOT fwd: loose tank tread

herodotus450
herodotus450

The turny parts should stay inside the car.

Senor Weaselo

I had that sound after my second fucked up wheel, and it was just a caliper shim.

Horatio Cornblower

/nods knowingly
Yeah, that’s probably what it was
//frantically googles ‘caliper shim’

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, that’s a fine date story, but what about your car?

Don T

Was the drool on the tire warm? Maybe you can avoid manslaughter charges.

Horatio Cornblower

I swear my first thought was “Oh fuck the cat was in the engine when I turned it on!”

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

You’re doing the right thing, it could be as simple as some branch got stuck up in there and shook out when you hooked the U. Problems that mysteriously fix themselves are nice, but it’s worth it to get it up on the lift or Jack stands and give it the once over.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Was looking at Linsey Vonn’s injury/ surgery record; apparently the famous wrist is the only body part not torn up on the ski slope.

Horatio Cornblower

I just saw the HBO special on her. They didn’t do her any favoUrs editing that thing to show every time she cried about something but goddamn she left a hell of a lot of herself on the slopes. Literally.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

To be fair Tiger Woods did a lot of crying in the short time they dated.

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was very fucked up on mushrooms and had the opposite reaction; that movie was fucking hilarious. Same with The Exorcist.

Horatio Cornblower

Wait, The Exorcist isn’t a comedy?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You never know what is truly in any director’s heart.

Brocky

Oh my god I saw the rerun of this years ago but could never remember what program it was!

Horatio Cornblower

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Gratliff

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You want REAL horror?!?!

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Horatio Cornblower

Eh, I’ve hit on worse.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Tequila has its pluses and minuses.

Brocky

Devilman?

Gratliff

They really knew how to draw some disquieting shit in the 80’s. Modern anime art styles are just too sanitized.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

“I only have eye, for yooooooooooouuuuuuu!”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“You look different from your profile picture.”

-Monster

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“I’ve got another one eyed monster.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“It might be short, but it IS scary.”

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nice work on the movie sexy nostalgia.

Horatio Cornblower

Erin Andrews started a clothing line? Is it called ‘Irony’?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I got an irony after sneaking a cam into the room.

Horatio Cornblower

Australia and New Zealand are combining to bid on the 2023 Women’s World Cup. If you thought those dames were (rightfully) pissed off about having to play on artificial turf, wait’ll you see how they react to playing in a post-apocalyptic hellscape straight out of Mad Max after another three years of wildfires.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah but what about when the wildfires are revealed to have been a liberal hoax?

Horatio Cornblower

It’s a pretty convincing hoax.

Just ask any of the three remaining koala bears.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Crisis actors.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Coincidentally Outback Steakhouse has a special on Baby Koala Ribs.

Don T

It’s past 11, not sleepy. It’s wine time.
Pro Tip: buy a drinkable cooking wine.

Don T

This current vintage is from September, that week it rained a lot.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s only 10ish here, and I’m just eating dinner.

Because I went right from the office party to Treehouse and bought a shit-load of beer. Regrets? None.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Snow game alert on the deuce.

Spur
Spur

but Love Actually is on HBO

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Watching Montana VS. Weber St in the FCS playoffs. The way it is snowing it may be a fun game to watch.

Spur
Spur

Shit it’s only 1st quarter?

litre_cola

Go Grizz.

Horatio Cornblower

Snowglobe alert, Montana v. Weber State on ESPN2.

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Just as I post, smh.

Horatio Cornblower

Great minds. I mean, I was all set to take Spur’s Hawaiian vacation a few posts below but you’d already called dibs.

Brocky

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Hot girls vaguely associated with horror

Brocky

Do my eyes deceive me or is a little bit of shadow covering up the fact that the bride in yellow is going comando?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Whether this is the case or not; IT IS WHAT I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE!

Horatio Cornblower

Is it really commando if all she’s wearing is underwear?

Gratliff

Sometimes forget how crazy they went with Amanda Bearse in Fright Night
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, Fright Night is a delight. Anyone who hasn’t seen the original should check it out. I heard the new one’s not bad, either.

Gratliff

I forgot that existed the second it was announced. At some point, I completely lost track of the horror remakes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Deep kissing.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Raiders largest win this season: 8 points.

Raiders average margin for the last 3 weeks: -27.666 points

I can’t believe I ever doubted that they were My Raiders.

Don T

Well, I for one welcome any discussions about MY natural size. Especially now, after the Tit’s climbed from 2-4 to 8-5. TANNETHRILL BAYBEH!1!!1

Don T

Let the record show I gloated at the right time, before TEN finishes 9-7.

Spur
Spur

1 full work week to go. Can Spur make it before 2 weeks in Hawaii and 1 week of staycation?
The news reports will only know

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

If not, my wife and I would gladly take your place in Hawaii.

Spur
Spur

Folks

Senor Weaselo

Friday the 13th?

Redshirt

Just rewatched “I Am Legion”. Will Smith is a great actor, but I don’t get the Alternate Ending.

– The Alternate Ending was Smith realizing he was the bad guy for taking the lead zombie’s mate so he lets the zombie have his mate back and the zombie’s went on their way. That makes no sense. Even if these zombies had basic problem solving and trap making skills, they were still zombies which are known for extreme aggression and unyielding hunger in search of food. How would that suddenly change just because the leader has its mate back? Plus he was trying to undo his mistake that turned half a billion people from homo sapiens to homo immortuos. Not kill them like every other zombie movie, but save them and maybe get the species back on the evolutionary track. How is he the bad guy here?

I also a little suspect about Safe Zone, VT. Its plausible, but that’s with several huge assumptions.

King Hippo

I read the book. I don’t abide that Will Smith fella.

Brocky

I think regardless of ending it was dumb.

If I recall correctly the “infected” were always intelligent. That was the point, it was their destiny to replace humans.

Redshirt

That’s the stupid thing I’ve ever heard, and I seen Cincinnati Bengals seasons, Republican speeches and me in 4th grade.

Brocky

…que?

Like there was some whole philosophical thing that was ruined by “zombies”

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Possibly the philosophical thing you described up there.

I dunno, I think zombie movies are gay. That’s just me, though.

Redshirt

No, the thought that it was the zombies’ destiny in “I Am Legion” were destined to replace humans.

While feral and hyper aggressive, they still have the same strength and abilities of humans which are essentially small ape-like mammals. While they retained basic problem solving and trap building skills, they still had one focus in mind “Find food and eat it.” Hence in the end when they had the heroes trapped, they rushed in like rabid animals.

Plus humans can exist in the daylight with only minimal skin damage. The zombies burn at night. How are they destined to replace the dominant species on the planet if they can only be outside for 7.5 to 14.5 hours of the day depending on the day of the year?

Sharkbait

They changed the ending because it didn’t play well with test audiences.

herodotus450
herodotus450

I would recommend as a chaser either the first episode of The Walking Dead or Zombieland but stop it once you feel sinful thoughts about Emma Stone. Watson? Ima go with Stone.

Redshirt

Hey, don’t you talk about my future ex-wife like that!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Watson? Ima go with Stone.

“Sure thing, herodotus450. Where would you like me to put her?”
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Redshirt

On my co….

DFO User Redshirt has been banned for five minutes for that tasteless, tasteless joke.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Apparently The Who didn’t think highly of Led Zeppelin. Shame they never got to face off in a “who can drink themselves out of this vat of beer” contest.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

If booked together The Who would have opened for Led Zeppelin.

herodotus450
herodotus450

A hand punches up through the ground, balled into a fist, clutching a drum stick. The name on the gravestone: John Bonham.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Keith Moon drank himself to death before John Bonham did, but I think Moon had a head start.

BC Dick

Never saw the show but I wish I had after checking out that video. I actually have Attack of the Killer Tomatoes waiting on my PVR. Perfect for a post curling game movie.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

. . . not restricted to one gender, one race, one height, or one weight

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King Hippo

Rolls Damn Tide!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Classic.

Brocky

Posted this last friday the 13th, but here you go. Lots of recency bias, but in its defense the girls in the 2009 remake were smoking

https://medium.com/as-vast-as-space-and-as-timeless-as-infinity/ranking-the-hottest-women-of-friday-the-13th-2d11de9f6bd9

Redshirt

Still no ruling on the Patriots breaking the rules. Had the roles been reversed and the Patriots sideline was the one being filmed, this would be the NFL Contraction Draft Open Thread.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

The ruling was that they were spying on the Bengals, so it was dismissed.

Dunstan
Dunstan

Watching the Bengals is its own punishment.

Redshirt

I always kind of felt being a Bengals fan was a karmic miscarriage of justice.