Yes, yes, let’s get it out of the way…

Oklahoma (+13.5) v. LSU (Megatron’s Butthole, 4:00, ESPN)

This here line seems excessive to me, with all the Bayou Bengals (hey, perfect for Joe Burrow and Team WKRP!) questions at running back.  And make no mistake about it, the game-breaking threat of Clyde Edwards-Helaire (fookin’ GREAT name) keeps opponents from devoting extra defenders to disrupt Burrow and the medium-to-deep passing game.  That said, Steerfuckers North have mostly looked fairly ordinary all season long, and are quite the distant #4 in this tournament.  I am not really a Jalen Hurts believer, particularly against a defense with the size and speed of LSU.  Just ask UGA quartered back Jake Fromm what it’s like.

el Hippo Predicion: LSU 37, Oklahoma 27