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I thought I’d throw something together to bridge the gap between Hippo’s stuff and the nighter and my excuse is that there are some college bowl games on and this here is a site that apparently embraces that sport. There’s one problem however. I know nothing about these here teams. So a conventional preview is out of the question. I have some other wee thinky-thoughts as well.

Pat Shurmur:

I mean, he won’t get another HC gig again will he? His remarkably shitty W/L record speaks for itself. Maybe he can succeed on the college level? I just saw with mine own eyebulbs that he has a dreadful lack of imagination. Sure he was hampered by a lousy O-line but that lousiness is amplified when you do boring crap like run a homerun hitter up the middle on 1st down over and over again. (have I been saying this for 4 years now? Yes, I have) An ‘extensive’ search for the next coach has been promised but every Giant fan knows that we’ll be getting some more vanilla ice cream.

Freddie Kitchens:

He was just so far over his head it was embarrassing to watch-Mayfield’s regression didn’t help things at all either. Brownies front office must be credited with cutting him loose rather than thinking, ‘maybe he’ll grow into the job’.

Bruce Allen:

Potato Skins fans are in ecstasy given the news that’s he’s been let go. The rot eating away at the franchise has been centered on Snyder of course but hardcore followers (those few that are left) see him as another significant cause.

TO THE GAMES!

Mississippi State/Louisville:

7-5 vs. 6-6. Take your pick.

Cal/Ill:

7-5 vs. 6-6. Take your pick.

Okay, sit your delightfully curvy ass down and tell us what you did with the leftovers, what you’re reading/drinking or how your day went. I NEED TO KNOW!!!

 

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The Maestro

Evening, folks. I have the flu. No drinkypoos tonight for me. Probably just as well. At least all I have to do is sit on my couch and watch sports until my eyes bleed. There are worse outcomes!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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bk109
bk109

Unfortunately, as a pessimistic fuck like me… things can always get worse (as X-mas 2015 with 4 kids down with a norovirus taught me)
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The Maestro

Oh jeez. Your parenting/housecleaning efforts from that year deserve a Medal of Honor.

bk109
bk109

No need for I am smarter than the average bear (so still rather stupid by human standards XD), for I had a surplus MOPP set handy and that gasmask AND gloves were fucking lifesavers 😀

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hopefully the insurance paid when you had to burn the house.

bk109
bk109

There was no need to be that drastic… I did throw 5 mattresses (4 kiddo-sized and then ours, ’cause wifey got hit too 😀 ), towels and assorted odds and ends. Funny story, since then I’ve become a firm believer in mattress protectors 😀

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sorry; waaaaaaaaaaaaay too sexy.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Heyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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bk109
bk109

So.. The Clapper’s still not fired? And that was after reports that he was fired got hastily retracted? … Not sure what he has on Jerruh, but damn it, my morbid curiousity wants to know.
I’m more than happy to test if it’s face-meltingly bad first on Hippo, tho 😀

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, now this is just mean.
And incredibly cheap tickets, my ass.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Notice, I did NOT say any of it wasn’t true, however.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jim Marshall gets associated with that play and did the following:

Most seasons played by a defensive player: 20 (tied with Darrell Green and Junior Seau)
Most complete seasons played by a defensive player: 20
Most consecutive games played by a defensive player: 282
Most consecutive regular season games played by a defensive player: 270
Most consecutive game starts by a defensive player: 270
Most consecutive regular season starts played by a defensive player: 270
Most fumbles recovered: 30
Most opponents’s fumbles recovered: 29
Most yardage lost on a fumble recovery: 66

TheRevanchist

Mayfield regressed in every category, except games played. Kitchens might be a good coach, but coaching assholes takes a giant of a personality: Rex Ryan.

Gumbygirl
Gumbygirl

The movers are here putting the furniture on the truck. I packed all of the boxes myself, and loaded them into my storage unit. Almost done, and I haven’t lost my shit yet!

Sharkbait

I commend you for not absolutely losing your shit. Moving sucks ass

theeWeeBabySeamus

The day is still young.
/turns on TV to see mass murders of moving van dudes

theeWeeBabySeamus

delightfully curvy ass

Didn’t I ask you not to call me that anymore?