Last Call!
TO THE GAME!
Seahawks/Eagles:
-Ertz and Sanders are both cleared to play but would they if this wasn’t a playoff game? I am worried that if Ertz gets smoked he might not get back on to the field.
-One thing in Philly’s favour today is that their D is a beast at home-away they give up just over 28 points a game but on their own field it’s a mere 16.6. This stat coupled with the fact (mentioned last week?) that Seattle loves themselves one score games, pretty much guarantees that the game will not get away from the Eagles.
-Travis Homer did his best impression of Carson and it didn’t go too badly-16 touches altogether (10 rushing, 6 passing) with an average of 6.1 yards gained. It remains to be seen how much work Lynch will get as a change-of-Beast back.
-You may say that Philly is on a roll, having won 4 straight but slow down, Tiger. All those W’s were against dreadful NFL East squadoos.
-You must think that Seattle feels that they’ll keep it close and put the ball in Wilson’s hands at the end and have him win it. He’s Philly’s kryptonite. He sports a 4-0 record, a 99 qb rating and a 7-1 TD/INT ratio to go along with 1 rush score and a receiving TD. (who does he think he is, Josh Allen? God no, no one is Josh Allen)
-Prediction Time! Hey, how about a score of 18-15? That works for me. If one of these teams gets into the 20’s it’ll be just barely.
Let’s chat ‘er up below.
Nobody’s worried about McCown in the air
It’s all in the reflexes.
??? Did that WR just decide to walk off the field?
Give him a break. He’s new.
Bring on the old man!!!!
Tits…..
He brought it
Wentz should try putting on a bunch of weight, that seemed to help Stafford stay healthy
SEE, I AM JUST TRYING TO BE HEALTHY
Fuck, when I saw that hit to the back of his head, I thought it was bad, but hoped it was fine since nothing happened
Dakota Jeebus nailed to the cross again.
HAIL CHAOS
oh jesus fuck
WENTZ OUT!
It was relatively quiet in the right house throughout the game and very civil.
Seriously.
But motherfucker, the tension was fierce.
I gave a fist bump to TAJ right before OT and said “Fuck it! It’s been a great game regardless of who wins.”
FUCK YES!!!!!!
BUFFET MODE
WE!!!!
WE DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My son’s massive head was in front of the tv for the block.
What are you feeding that kid??
caribou?
Blocked block?
https://youtu.be/IqycJpRdVaY
Carrol is going to change gum.
The current piece was vaccinated.
And had stopped filtering out the chemtrails.
CHAOS REIGNS
FLETCH
OR VINNY WHATEVER GO BIRDS
I’ll be in my bunk.
Complains about minorities. 1.5/10. Would not bang.
Yes his is a old racist brexiteer git…. that doesn’t mean he wasn’t a big part of the funny back in the day.
Chloe Dancer, NICE!!
Saying the High School instead of your College is the equivalent of saying “present”
Hear.
Dont like how this is going.
Grundle Bilson is good.
When I’m elected Evil Overlord for Life, all Fair Catch signals will be accompanied by the stadium lights flashing and an audible alarm. That way all players on the kicking team will know that a six foot tall player 125 feet away waved his arms a foot above his head.
THANK YOU
Don’t forget that the refs will politely ask all returners if they meant to kneel or not, so they can stop the other team from being mean and scoring points off their stupidity
He didn’t see the fair catch call and that was the weak ass tackle he brought?
They should make that a 30 yard fine. It’s an affront to the sport.
Common sense prevailed
Diggs’ temper tantrum was an excellent teaching moment for my kids.
Did you just scream “DIGGS, SIDELINE, TOUCHDOWN” at them until they begged you to stop?
YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER
Craig James? Isn’t he that feller that killed all those hookers at SMU?
CJK5H
SMRT couple plays there, Iggles.
Taking a page (?) from Josh Allen’s playbook there, Iggles.
Every time Nano Bubbles drops back I am so nervous.
Philly just becasuse i like seeing pete caroll sad. but fuck philly
This
tough but fair
Another block in the Fozz pyramid of greatness
True that.
LET’S FUCKING GO
I like Pete Carroll okay but every single other thing about the Seahawks is why I root against them.
“Grow Screehawbs!”
/I pink I bight bee having a strobe
“I am in agreeance with your keen obstetrician.”
-E. Smiff
Someone check on the left side of Scotchy’s face.
(No not like that)
Pleaes don’t die Zack
Huzzah, Torino bet!!
Im picking Seahawks.
run it back…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsBwPIC1hVc
That video is pre-crime
Tom Steyer: We have to beat Trump on the economy and I can do it because I also ran a business.
Public: Well, we know the economy is slowing but good even with consumers suffering the pains of tariffs and we know Trump is a “developer”. What’s your deal again now?
Tom Steyer: I am founder and former co-senior-managing-partner of Farallon Capital!
Public: I dunno….not sure you can keep North Korea in check…..
I still think it’s hilarious that your politicians have to openly state that they’re in favour of healthcare for all. Us European types take that as a given, even for the most evil right wing nutjobs.
I’m for it. I just need to know how it will be done. No one wants to say “Your taxes will increase” because no one will vote for them. It doesn’t matter that people will be helped or the quality of life for everyone will improve. All they’re hear is “Your taxes will increase.”
Yeah your taxes are probably gonna have to increase to make that happen. We have the opposite issue, with ridonculous amounts being thrown at a very inefficient healthcare system, with no interest in reforming how it works because it’s a surefire way to lose votes. And don’t get me started on how much they fuck up building new hospitals…..
Nationalizing hospitals has to be in phase 2 of M4A
Bernie has said that. He’s also explained that it only applies to people making over x amount and that compared to how much everyone else pays in worthless private insurance premiums, deductibles, prescriptions, glasses, and dental (no one outside of government has employer-provided dental insurance), it will be a net reduction compared to the combined amount paid to taxes, insurance, and non-covered expenditures.
US politicians are in favor of healthcare for all — just so long as all pay enormous premiums and are denied coverage.
Literally one presidential candidate is stating that.
I’m not so sure about that “even for the most evil right wing nutjobs” part.
The Tories will privatize the NHS if they complete Brexit because that’s a bright line, mandatory requirement for any trade deal with the U.S.
North Korea is in check?
At least its better than Warren. CNN’s State of the Union asked for details for her Medicaid for All plan, and you could see the Blue Screen of Death screen in her eyes.
Kind of hard to explain increasing taxes while decreasing direct payment costs when the second part will never get attention.
Yep. That’s the problem.
Because she’s not in favor of Medicare For All and once people realized that, they realized that Pocahontas really is a complete fraud of a shit human being.
Eagles 834, Seahawks 7
Will that be the score, or total yards?
2020 quarterback orgasms?
Philly is -1 ATS here. Seattle ML is -110. Philly ML is also -110. Weird.
o/u 44.5.
Yeah, I won’t be touching this game.
The Narrative Machine tells me we will get Tomsulas/SeaTruthers III for the NFC Title match
I hate seeing Jed York have success.
What the hell, let’s go Iggles
Is it casual Sunday in the booth? The lads look like they’re dressed to sit on the couch and nurse their hangover
Still upset the Patriots are out.
You know that saying about never meeting your heroes? I feel like it could also be applied to “cleaning your keyboard”.
When you and ESQ coming to vegas?
Well, the car did fine on the trip to Sacramento for Xmas, so sooner rather than later, probably.
Why didn’t Philly just sign Dennis at wide receiver, Mac at linebacker, and Sweet Dee as a kicker to solve their injury woes?
I would love to see Dee attempt. But only if Charlie is the holder.
Let’s go, Nanobubbles!
I’m almost expecting Al and Cris to wear black and be in mourning for the end of the Patriots season.
Al starts saying Kaddish in the booth prior to kickoff.
Kevin Harlan doing this game on Westwood One Radio. You’ll be @ 2 plays ahead of the tee vee, but it’s worth it.
Okay, Eagles. The path is alive. Survive Seattle and go run over Green Bay.