Your Seattle/Philly Wild Card Game Open Thread

Last Call!

TO THE GAME!

Seahawks/Eagles:

-Ertz and Sanders are both cleared to play but would they if this wasn’t a playoff game? I am worried that if Ertz gets smoked he might not get back on to the field.

-One thing in Philly’s favour today is that their D is a beast at home-away they give up just over 28 points a game but on their own field it’s a mere 16.6. This stat coupled with the fact (mentioned last week?) that Seattle loves themselves one score games, pretty much guarantees that the game will not get away from the Eagles.

-Travis Homer did his best impression of Carson and it didn’t go too badly-16 touches altogether (10 rushing, 6 passing) with an average of 6.1 yards gained. It remains to be seen how much work Lynch will get as a change-of-Beast back.

-You may say that Philly is on a roll, having won 4 straight but slow down, Tiger. All those W’s were against dreadful NFL East squadoos.

-You must think that Seattle feels that they’ll keep it close and put the ball in Wilson’s hands at the end and have him win it. He’s Philly’s kryptonite. He sports a 4-0 record, a 99 qb rating and a 7-1 TD/INT ratio to go along with 1 rush score and a receiving TD. (who does he think he is, Josh Allen? God no, no one is Josh Allen)

-Prediction Time! Hey, how about a score of 18-15? That works for me. If one of these teams gets into the 20’s it’ll be just barely.

Let’s chat ‘er up below.

 

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theeWeeBabySeamus

What time does the game start?

-C. Wentz

Gratliff

Bring back Suikoden, Konami, you pieces of shit, and it better not be a pachinko machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5JnlNtx_mM

Gratliff

Need more JRPGs with a Western aesthetic and a poorly disguised Ecstasy of Gold world map theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joq9WadIMxE

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You look different from your profile picture……

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Gratliff

Anyway, time to throw Twitch on the TV for the next 6 days and watch obsessive 20 year olds show that they have more to offer this world than I do
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herodotus450

Free BlueGills

Gratliff

Blueglass?

herodotus450

No wonder my movement hasn’t taken off, got the wrong name.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Has everybody taken down their xmas decorations?

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Mr. Ayo

I’m up. What was the question?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Petronel

Kids, that’s what happens when you wear your heels too tight / tall. Ain’t pretty.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t I know it! At 240 lbs my feet are killing me after a night of passion.

Col. Duke LaCross

She takes her vitamins.

Gratliff

So what’s the ideal outcome now? San Fran-Titans? Maybe San Fran-Baltimore for Lamar ascendance?

herodotus450

-Ahem- That’s Frisco to you; SF-Baltimore would be great, with Jim Harbaugh crying in the corner.

ballsofsteelandfury

It shall be Seattle-Baltimore with Marshawn Lynch scoring another SB TD.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Death to the wealthy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oh, you mean NFL.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Now that The Evil has been vanquished, I have no Vick in this fight. I think the most interesting match-up is SF v. LAMAR.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Of course I’ll be rooting for bananacakes.

LemonJello

Twenty seconds of Nanobubble infused cliche and sprots-talk from Dangeruss.

King Hippo

I wonder if he is more interesting off the record, or if this cliche porn is who he is. Given that he got cuckolded by Golden Tate (despite having the largest…hands of any under-7′ man I have ever seen), perhaps the latter?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jesus boy Russ is boring.

Gratliff

Cris sucking off Clowney while ignoring that it took Clowney’s dirty cheapshot to win

Mr. Ayo

That wasn’t a cheapshot.

King Hippo

Agreed. And I think McCown played pretty well. Just couldn’t quite get over the (humpty) hump (y’all).

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

yes; It was a football play, not a penalty or intended.

Gratliff

Definitely a cheapshot, going by the final score

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s not what you go by.

Gratliff

Oh no, it’s definitely what I’m gonna go by

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I see.

The Maestro

All Carson Wentz had to do was drink some Nanobubbles, and Philly would’ve won this game. A shame, really.

Old School Zero

And now our watch has ended (for this week). See you back on the wall next weekend.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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clint greasewood

Collinsworth with the not so humble “I called it”

The Maestro

Jailbroke my iPhone so I can watch the game and DFO in split-screen mode. This whips ass, in lieu of the traditional living room setup.

herodotus450

(Runs away)
-Llamas everywhere

herodotus450

(Tugs collar nervously)
Lotta Windows Media Player fans in the house I see.

litre_cola

Well at least Dallas didn’t make the playoffs.

Petronel

Dammit

Gratliff

Seattle beat 2nd through 6th string Eagles by 8 points, needing 2 4th down stops in the red zone

clint greasewood

21 seasons of SVU, that a lot of special victims or what Harvey Weinstein calls a casting call.

King Hippo

Brilliantly underthrown pass. Taking NO chances of an overthrow.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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This is crazy.

Mr. Ayo

BLOUSES!

King Hippo

Would be interesting if the math favours taking the safety on 4th down. That extra 15-20 yards could be important.

Gratliff

Save us, Fletcher Cox. You’re our only hope.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck..

Mistborn Impossible
Old School Zero

just… not… in my eye… please

Gratliff

I’ve never been as sure of anything as I was that McCown was taking a sack there

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Teabag.

Redshirt

I can’t believe its 2020 and most of us are rooting for Josh McCown.

Old School Zero

we don’t deserve good things

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

This would be amazing.

King Hippo

I bet they score, and miss the two.

King Hippo

Again, competitive at the 2-minute warning. SEA has no excuse for not having put this one away. If only they had half the heart the Iggles have.

litre_cola

Awaiting BC Dick’s shit talking.

King Hippo

Even a Dick couldn’t be proud of this effort!

BC Dick

Hey it’s a banged up Seattle team too. They play safe cause they knew philly cant score 20 on them.

Gratliff

McCown deserves to be remembered for exactly this one game.

Old School Zero

He’s an inspiration to 40 year olds everywhere

Mistborn Impossible

I almost wish he led the AEgals to victory so he could definitively be the best 40-y/o QB this year

Old School Zero

SMB3 100% race! GET HYPE!

https://gamesdonequick.com/

Gratliff

Shelton Gibson(?)!

LemonJello

Lucky fan #5000 through the gate tonight.

litre_cola

I thought Gibson was. D back.

LemonJello

Is this where the pick-six happens?

King Hippo

This Flowers is fucking shit.

Redshirt

Imagine fighting the whole season to get to the playoffs, and the whole season end up in the hands of McCown the Elder.

Gratliff

FLOWERY DERP

King Hippo

pulled his arse

Gratliff

Most fitting way to end this would be to forfeit due to lack of players

Old School Zero

Mutant League Football strategy, right there

King Hippo

though shit, still not over. And the ‘Truthers defense has to be tired.

Old School Zero

ENGAGE LOOSE CHANGE PROTOCOL

litre_cola

That one hurt a lot.

Mr. Ayo

*Ertz

King Hippo

pretty amazing Petersen got them close enough to make it heartbreaking

Old School Zero

epic drop

Gratliff

ARGH

Redshirt

I liked how the O-lineman was facing forward looking at nobody while his backup QB was running for his life behind him.

King Hippo

50-year old McCown is somehow better at avoiding pressure than Josh Allen was yesterday.

Mistborn Impossible

I didn’t know you’re allowed to say “Poona” on TV

Doktor Zymm

I could totally watch an episode of the Beverly Hillbillies right now

Old School Zero

Black gold! Texas tea! Syrian Budweiser!

Fronkenshteen

Philly secondary getting dogwalked.

King Hippo

Imagine if Carroll/Schottenheimer didn’t insist on putting Wilson in 3rd and long every goddamned time

Mistborn Impossible

Exactly.