Your AFC Divisional Round Playoff Game Open Thread

There are certain commentors here that are emotionally challenged, er, invested, I meant to say ‘invested’ in this game and they should be out in force tonight. Don’t forget to put on your kid gloves before engaging them-they’re in a vulnerable position right now what with everything on the line and all.

TO THE GAME!

Titans/Ravens:

-Rb Mark Ingram was ‘limited’ in practice late this week but he’ll play. Not sure how effective he’ll be. Maybe we’ll get a handful of Gus Edwards! That’s sticky.

-Speaking of running backs, there’s a broad-shouldered guy that has hoisted his team up there. Earlier in the year I pointed out that Oh Henry! wasn’t human and I stand by that observation. He’s got to do everything and a lot more in order to bulldoze his way to the W. There’s a real danger that the Ravens big, physical and aggressive D-line pushes Tennessee’s front backwards more often than not.

-I don’t think the Titans can win with Henry getting twice more yards on the ground than Tannyhill did through the air. There has to be a few long, successful deep shots to A.J. Brown in order for Baltimore to loosen up. I don’t think they’ll play the Belichick game of ‘let Henry get his and we’ll shut down everyone else’. They’ll get after it.

-The Ravens just have too much talent, right? That pass game that has to have an impact for the Titans meets up with two All Pros in Peters and Humphrey.

-Prediction Time. Henry finally succumbs but not before going out with a fight. Ravens 33 Tits 17.

Go Ahead. Make my night.

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BC Dick

It feels like a Seahawks super bowl year. They’ll win it by 2 and finish with a 0 point differential for the year. I put it on my vision board so it has to come true.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I went to Padres Fan Fest today, came home and smoked RTD’s weed, drank Sharkbait’s beer, watched the Wood BOLTMEN go 17-0 and am loving them Tits. I feel like I’m approaching peak [DFO].

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The only thing missing
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Two things:
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BC Dick

Nothing like a grown man beating on clothing to prove you’re better than them

Col. Duke LaCross
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BC Dick

Did everyone else just end up at that pegging site?

BC Dick

I put this on the wrong comment. Going to bed now. Great day of football. Best weekend of the year.

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They’re not tetas puertoriqueñas, but they are definitely winners

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Beerguyrob

Ravens Twitter is just a delight right now. Might have to bring back “Hope Clicks Eternal” for another week.

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Puerto Rican T&A

h

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Just the A
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ballsofsteelandfury

I expected this blog to be filled with pictures of hot Puerto Rican tits.

I’m not mad at you, I’m disappointed in you.

hippofant
hippofant

The last thread had some but I think Spur went to bed.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

They’re all shaken up

/shows self out

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All my saved pixxxels pics are fubar

Don T

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Don T

Bonus points if the 2019 MVP gets grief for being sulkier on the field than Cam Newton.

Beerguyrob

He’s going to have to up his hat game something fierce.

Dick E. Phuck
Dick E. Phuck

I haven’t seen so much purple mess since that Grimace-Barney sex tape.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Bill Cowher: The Titans do not beat themselves.
tWBS: [snickers quietly]

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

I generally don’t care for blowouts or beatdowns, unless the team administering the blowout/beatdown is the underdog. Such was the case tonight. Not a blowout, but definitely a beatdown. Props to Titans. If y’all face KC next week, please do it again. If you face Texans, let’s have a close one. I won’t even care who wins that matchup.

Senor Weaselo

PAPER TOWELS FOR EVERYONE WOOOOOOOOO!

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

“Those fucking brownies still owe me money for those paper towels.”
—Dear Leader

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I don’t think I can survive a Ryan Tannehill redemption narrative

litre_cola

JUst show pics of his gun toting smokeshow of a wife.

Don T

Yeah. Let’s instead revel in the glory of Bear QBs.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Roll tape

Sid Luckman
Jim McMahon
Jim Harbaugh
Maybe Erik Kramer
Jay Cutler

/end of competent list

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Dude, we have to a meet to discuss your bannination for excluding Sexy Rexy from that list.

Sorry, them’s the rules.

Beerguyrob

Tough but fair.

Senor Weaselo

THE NARRATIVE was wondering if this is Andy Reid’s year with the P*ts out. Naturally this will be a surprise “played on the P*ts” scenario.

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CHAMPIONSHIP-CALIBER TITS

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Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

I guess I can handle the fact that one of my favorite TD-catching linebackers from the Pats SB teams of the Aughts is now the coach of a team that defeated his old (and my long-time) team in the playoffs, and defeated the Baltimore team that I don’t care for (don’t get me wrong, I like that Jackson kid), I’ll rationalize that shit from now until opening day come September. Go Tits. But Go Texans too.

Horatio Cornblower

Enjoy Andy Dalton as your QB come September.

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Oh, I’m already ready for a return to the Seasons of Darkness, such as I experienced as a Pats fan from 1968 (the year I became NFL-conscious) thru 2001. 2-14 here we come.

Horatio Cornblower
Horatio Cornblower

Just not as well, apparently

theeWeeBabySeamus

Here ya go.
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Horatio Cornblower

You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

theeWeeBabySeamus

YOU CAN’T PROVE THAT!!!!

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Man, Nancy Pelosi was really something back in the day…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Congrats to Don T and his tits.
Wait, let me rephrase that…

Horatio Cornblower

Vaya con Dios, Mike Vrabel’s dick.

Horatio Cornblower

Baltimore’s receivers kind of suck.

Don T

I want AFC South teams meeting in the Conference Championship. Sweet spite, you bring me life.

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

That would be so fucking awesome. I’ll be happy with either of those teams winning. Fuck KC.

BC Dick

So now all the AFC teams are playoff punching bags, historically, so we’re looking at an AFC final where Reid or O’Brien lose to the titans on a clock management issue. I hope it is so.

Dick E. Phuck
Dick E. Phuck

This win was impressive as hell and the Tits will probably win the AFC.

Don T

Amén

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

I can live with that outcome.

Spur
Spur

Ghost Adventures is on

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh well. As my father used to say, a day U*NC loses can’t be all bad.

Spur
Spur

Sad purple sound

Petronel

Been a roiugh day for purple people.

Horatio Cornblower

I like how Fouts ignores the obvious pull on the receivers jersey while babbling about the great D.

That said, the Tits deserved this one.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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hippofant
hippofant

Seems like a lot of coverage sacks are happening off-screen.

Senor Weaselo

Crookshanks? Kneazles are playing in the secondary?

Petronel

Only half of ’em.

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