Welcome back as always Pigskinheads! Are you ready for more? Of course you are. Will we get another glorious upset like we did yesterday? I simply did not see Sillycuse winning over UVA-I mean, I saw it but I didn’t see it. Makes sense? No? If Seattle beats the Packers could anyone that closely watches the sport really call it that? I’m squarely in the “NO!” corner.
TO THE GAME!
Texans/Chiefs:
-The first time that these guys played this year Houston bounced around a Mahomes that was battling an ankle ouchie. If they’re relying on him to make bone-headed plays like Josh Allen did last week in order to win I don’t think it’ll happen.
-As a matter of hoohaw, Kermit has graded out as the top performing qb the last 3 weeks of the regular season.
-You’d think that Tyreek and Kelce will run free all day because opposing qb’s average 281 yards passing but keep an eye on Damien “Bad Seed” Williams. The Texans are 8th worst in yards per carry defended and the lousiest against rb’s catching the ball out of the backfield.
-KC slowly morphed into a well-rounded team as the season went on and the D (under Steve “Spags” Spagnoulo) started getting pressure from the ends. If you recall his work with the Giants D in 2016, he likes to funnel everything to the middle of the field and let the safties and lb’s clean up. It’s simple but it works. Qb Watson had 2.6 seconds to throw last week but I don’t see that happening again.
Prediction Time! The Texans are exposed to the tune of 35-13.
Put ‘er there, partner! And by ‘there’, I mean down below, in words and pics.
I seem to remember the Texans having a running game in the first quarter
Do Bear fans even watch this game?
Yes, but while pooping in the woods
Sure, just hoping for shots of Andy Reid on the sidelines.
Oh, you meant Chicago Bears….
All you can eat at Applebee’s? Is that a threat?
“It’s a promise.” –Vito Applebee
Fuck Ma-Holmes, it’s Dr. Watson time
/Shows self out
How many TV shows about fire stations are there?
(I mean first responders)
Just in Chicago? 27.
You are from there originally. You have roaming fire gangs?
Do you not?
I want this show
https://www.theonion.com/emergency-last-responders-loiter-around-scene-pretendin-1840925467
Cleveland’s found their next coach (poor bastard)!
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/browns-to-hire-former-vikings-offensive-coordinator-kevin-stefanski-as-franchises-18th-head-coach-per-report/
Unsportsmanlike costs them 1 yard net
Chekov’s missed XP?
Kelce dead?
SHAN’KHLOR BE PRAISED AGAIN!
Momentum shift??
OT probability slightly increased
Well, that was a great first quarter.
How the fuck are the 500s not covering now?!?!?!
There’s that 2nd non-QB rushing yard!
56-24 might be optimistic. Maybe 63 or 70.
This game is having more hot spurts than [Ed. note–OSZ died on the way back to his home planet]
A Peter North compilation?
The second half will be dance contest between the two teams, dancing to pop standards, disco, and waltzes played over the stadium PA. A panel of referees will eliminate couples, and together with audience applause select the “dance queen.” That dancer’s team will advance to the conference title game.
I got my money on Kelce.
Mahomes & Kelce: best couple
Romo looks like he’s in a Knack cover band.:format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-5912896-1428867024-4467.jpeg.jpg)
Theandre out??
SUDDEN DEMAROL CHANGE
I want a flak jacket.
If JJ Watt is so patriotic why hasn’t he changed his last name to One-Thousandth-Horsepower like a real American.
goddamnit
Or joined the military to lead the charge into Iran? I mean the dude loves sacks.
He’d better think long and hard about that decision.
—Pat Tillman
The second half is going to be a puntkakke isn’t it?
you shut your cursed mouth
Yep. We don’t deserve good things.
I don’t want Houston to win because fuck J.J. Watt
— L. Vonn
So, predictions. Continued dogfight, or 56-24 final score? I’m leaning toward the blowout.
Extra Time?
No fucking way.
Funny how a 4 point lead at the half feels way more solid than the 21 point lead in the first quarter
Monaco got fucked in the ass. Stonewall pen
Were back Jamin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N24fVEJyQKM
I still think all of this comes down to not going for it on 4th and 1 up 21-0
Very strange to be so timid there, then fake punt from your own 30 two minutes later.
Right?? What a terrible playcall
LOL
trying to imagine Brady running like Mahomies for that first down on that monster drive to end the half
*Every defensive back in the league salivates heavily.
I have had 10 notifications for this game.
That’s a lot for halftime
Having had Fairbairn as my FF kicker earlier this year, I knew he wasn’t gonna hit that shit.
I kind of want a cigarette
First to 50?
— B. Walsh
Jesus, has there ever been a playoffs this fucking fun?
Not during the P*ts dy-nasty.
The one where the Eagles won the Super Bowl
Reason enough to ban the P*ts from all future playoffs.
Seconded.
Seriously, i went to the kitchen to make brownies when the texans were up 21-0. What happened?
there was a failed fake punt and KO return fumbre
Besides the brownies?
Was weed involved?
I’m not drinking in January. The brownies are “supplemental”
I haven’t seen this many Texans take it up the ass since I went that VFW meeting in San Antonio back in ‘97.
I made a lot of money gigolo-ing as a power top at that convention. Mostly Republicans in attendance.
We may have met.
This may not end up as the craziest game ever, but pretty much has to be craziest first half.
There’s no way SEA-GB can be any crazier than this, right?
Let’s hope they hold our beer!
Rodgers family reconciliation at halftime?
Double twist
Rodgers family all plays for the other team
…yes that’s s pun intended
It never has been before
Green Bay staff forget to put white roses in Rodgers cubbie. Shit might get weird and petty
Yup, it hit the line, but not by much.
Good job Buttchin you let Andy fucking Reid out Coach you
AFC sucks, unlike my dinner. Grilled cheese with prosciutto and tomato, with tomato basil soup. Keep it simple, stupid.
W.Sobchack Los Angeles, CA
Shut the fuck up Walter
I guess now that the Pats are out of it, KC will now become the team the refs pull for.
I haven’t seen this much scoring since freshman orientation week.
I said “seen,” not “had.”
Had to feel good that you were invited to watch
Sure. Assuming that “letting me ‘fix your computer camera’ earlier that week” = “inviting”
#ImpliedConsent
Yeah, like Band Camp.
Not me. I was considered a “nice guy”. I found out after I graduated that it was essentially a Brazzers movie.
That’s his third drop, Jeeeeeem
Send that jerk to Detroit
He was over the line
Again I think I’m on a lag
dat back foot
I can’t believe there’s less than a minute to go in the half and KC still has 2 timeouts.
OH, that’s gon’ be close.
Ball still didn’t cross the goal line though methinks.
Wanna see a replay, but I think we still got 4th and goal with about 6 inches to go.
Story of my life.
Commentators making excuses for JJ Watt like he’s a racist idiot that’s been elected president
/ok, maybe #OneDayOff
Over could hit by halftime