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theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Welp, that’s it I guess.  No moar fitbawl for about six months.

How will we ever survive?

Hopefully Andy Reid hasn’t yet eaten the Lombardi Trophy.  I bet that would be a bitch to pass through even his oversized rectum.  Plus it would need a good polishing on the other side.

(NOT IT!!!!)

But seriously, congrats to the Chefs.  Helluva comeback down the stretch to take the hardware.

It was at least a very entertaining game.  And a pretty decent season, admittedly.

And of course, condolences to our resident Tomsulas fandom, of course.

As I told one of you late last night, your boyz will be fine.  The Baby Shan has a potential dynasty brewing.  They caught some bad breaks/timing last night in the 4th.  Shit happens.  (Just ask Ravens’ fans)

This one is gonna hurt for a few days, maybe a few weeks.  But take heart because they’ll learn from this.

The future is bright in Santa Clara methinks.

Anywhooooo….

For now, we must turn to other sprots to satiate our cravings.  Kinda like methadone.

So let’s get to it.

MLB

Pitchers and Catchers report for Spring Training in a little over a week.  Won’t be long.

For me personally, I’ll be attending some Orioles’ Spring Training for the first time in evar.  While living in Arizona I was able to attend several Cactus League games.  Mostly Cubbies, because at the time Hohokam Park was their spring home and it was within walking/biking distance.

But this year I’ll be spending a shitload of cash to go to see some Grapefruit League for the first time.  So at least I’ll get to see them Orioles lose games that don’t matter.  That will be a welcome change.

I will be hitting Florida in a little over a month.  Assuming my plane doesn’t get shot down by Iran.

(this video is entertaining, but very NSFW)

((I miss Earl Weaver))

(((Also I had forgotten how Ken Kaiser had no neck)))

Smells like Marge Schott’s Dogs

Sports Which Will Bore You 2Nite

NBA

  • Philly @ Miami – 7:30pmEST – TV: NBATV
  • San Antonio @ LAC – 10:00pmEST – TV: NBATV

Full Schedule

NHL

  • Philly @ Detroit – 7:30pmEST – TV: NBCSN

Full Schedule

NCAA BB

  • Norfolk State @ NC Central – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
  • U*NC @ (5)Florida State – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • Lafayette @ Bucknell – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • (1)Baylor @ KState – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  •  Tejas @ (3)Kansas – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

And that’s about it other than golf and tennis.

Seems like a good time to get back in touch with Elon Musk and try one last time to hitch a ride to Mars maybe?

Hmmmmm….well maybe I’ll just wait until next year.

Whatcha Gonna Do?

Seriously, how do plan to make it to next season?  What sports will you watch?  In what activities will you participate in order to pass the time?  What crimes will you commit just foar gits and shiggles?

Talk about it in the comments.

Love ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ah, yes, nothing like going to bed early and having a fire alarm in your hotel.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Haha, that’s urmom’s number

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Col. Duke LaCross

That kid had it coming.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“So to speak.”

-Jerry S., State Penn.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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SonOfSpam

I am LOVING the “uh, hang on a minute” from Iowa. Fuck Iowa being first. ANARCHY!!!

King Hippo

Voting should be easy and straightforward. No matter one’s candidate preferences, think everyone can agree on that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Can we burn everything but the farms and those that work them?

Game Time Decision

Going to get back into lacrosse. The NLL season has been underway since early December, so will start streaming the games.

Been watching LetterKenny. Funny show. Just can’t watch it with the kids around. Started that James May show. On episode 2. So far not too impressed.

Going to try to work out more. Hahaha. I know. But still going to try. Maybe get rid of some of this xmas weight.

And theres a bunch of odd jobs to do around the house that I should do, just havent, cuz lazy. Those are on the lost to get done

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

1) Ah miss me FITBAW already.

2) Gonna start “Occupied” on Netflix, per Scotchy’s recommend. Interesting premise, and I am a big Jo Nesbo fan.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Occupied is good.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Then watch Counterpart if you have Amazon (who doesn’t?). It’s so good. J.K. Simmons rules.

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

Redshirt

The Trump Tax Cuts cost me $12 in my refund. Convict the son of a bitch!

herodotus450
herodotus450

Yeah but 12 * 300 million is 3.something Billion, thats almost… 1% of the total budget!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised
Gratliff

Bernier has made 10 highlight reel saves to only make this a 2 goal shutout

Gratliff

Intense caucus viewing energy in the house tonight
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Are those your dogs (obviously?)?? That is a couple of god damn good pooches! I miss my GS.

Gratliff

They’re very photogenic when they’re unconscious. They had the right idea about following the caucus all along.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Today fucking rules.

rockingdog
rockingdog
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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ALXMAC
ALXMAC

rockingdog
rockingdog

Jamin

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The quote makes me wonder whatever happened to Mark Trestman’s Windowless Van

Redshirt

Conservative: 2%

How did a Conservative show up in the Iowa Democratic Caucuses?! Where they trying to get Trump nominated on the Democratic side too and hedge their bets?!

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Illegal Mexican Voter Fraud!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

You mean Joe Biden?

King Hippo

Gratliff

It should be illegal for the wings to put this roster on the ice

King Hippo

whatever happened to those guys? I remember them always being the 1 or 2 seed out West, for like 15 or 20 years

Gratliff

Age and KHL. They knew their days were numbered and fucked Detroit sideways for a new arena they knew they were never going to justify

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

YUP!!

Redshirt

If that was the case, the Reds front office would’ve been put before The Hague for what they put out in the early 2000s.

King Hippo

Reasons why teevee box is off – I don’t enjoy the game of one-upmanship by all candidates/proxies pretending OMFG this result was awesome beyond our wildest goddamned imaginations!

Redshirt

I’ll fully support the person who goes up the podium and goes: “2nd?! I kissed all your [bleepbleep] asses for 2nd place! Fine, go vote for some asshole who wouldn’t know his [bleep] from the [bleep] that he sucks to get the [bleepbleep] coverage he gets! I’m going to a real state! I hope you and that [bleepbleep] enjoy [bleepbleep] each other off! When I win, you guys gets demoted back to a Territory! [bleep]”

King Hippo

I miss ICRM and his “Klobuchar as electoral dominatrix” bit. That were funnier than hayeeelll.

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

I just purchased Strange Brew in HD from Vudu for $5. It was part of a sale on “Raunchy Comedies.” I’m not sure it qualifies as “raunchy”, but beauty price, eh?

ballsofsteelandfury

Such a great movie!

Redshirt

They are counting the votes (30!) by hand and not even lining up the people to guarantee a person won’t be missed or double counted.

King Hippo

yeah, this caucus stuff is in its dying embers, methinks. Fuck tradition, just vote in a primary like normal ppls.

King Hippo

Fox News is apparently continuing to try to do what little it can to nudge ppl into voting Sanders.

rockingdog
rockingdog

Found a funny:
[me when I see a dog walking alone without a leash] exactly who is representing you my lad

Gratliff

Every 4 years, I get reminded how caucuses work and want to eject Iowa from the Union

Redshirt

I have members of family from generations as far back as the Revolutionary War who have spilt blood for their country, one of which was MIA so we’ll never know what truly happen and how he met his fate, all so Iowa could turn voting into a high school popularity contest.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I think only Los Angeles County residents with money should be allowed to vote for anything and the rest of you people can shut the hell up and do as you’re told and we will be coked out of our minds when we do it so you better watch out and obey. God Bless.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

Not pictured – ten FULL MURRIKAN inches of throbbing Reagan cock!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Pictured: Reagan belting Angie Dickinson right in the kisser
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King Hippo

you see, that’s the swagger of a man that FUCKS

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Sinatra was fucking Nancy while Ronnie was president

King Hippo

he fucked so hard he had to use OTHER DUDES to fuck through by proxy!!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

She had it coming.

King Hippo

tried to speak while the MEN were talking, I bet

nomonkeyfun

Lee Marvin just lets her wear herself out.

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Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Thing about Reagan: he had that mythical, cheerful grandpa reputation that the press invented and he himself ran with, but it doesn’t even take that much scrutiny between the lines to see a grumpy, grim, savage, cold motherfucker who had very few fucks to give.

King Hippo

I mean, that “reassuring grandpa” feel was why I liked him as a child. A reminder that CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VOTE.

Redshirt

King Hippo

that was some funny fucking shit

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Loved that sketch.

Redshirt

You see, this is why I respect you. Politicians and professional TV parrots feed us bullshit like “Democracy” “Every vote counts” “Its leftover racism”. You just go and admit the pure, unadulterated truth.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Porky Prime
Porky Prime

The most important things about Iowa are the Field of Dreams field and the birth of James Kirk, the latter of which won’t occur for like 200 years.

Redshirt

CNN: “Early results show that Biden, Warren, Buttigieg and Sanders are all leading.”

So, everyone. Stellar work, CNN. That’s exceptional—–

BREAKING NEWS HERE AT THE DFO NEWSDESK: Experts reveal that most customers get a pizza by either delivery, carry out or dining in at the restaurant. We now return to you to your post already in progress.

——-and that’s when I learned never trust a woman with your heart or your oscillating saw.

litre_cola

/checks Author who is going to Florida.

DO YOU NEED ME TO SPELL OUT NOT CONTACTING TWLS AGAIN??? Just do phone sex with Asia.

SonOfSpam

But all the girls in Asia have Modelovirus.

WCS

rockingdog
rockingdog

Found a cool:

SonOfSpam

Gonna spend every day from now until the draft trying to improve myself through vigorous exercise and well-portioned meals and HAHAHAHA pass the beer and nachos I’mma get fatter and watch Bravo.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Something called NBCSN PHiladelphia+ is the only thing showing this hockeyed game. Must have been short on broadcasters who are up to date enough on their vaccines to be allowed into Detroit.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I think the Presidential primaries should begin (and end) in Los Angeles County, which has a population larger than 41 of the 50 states, is larger in area than Delaware and Rhode Island combined, and has an economy bigger than Belgium, Norway, Taiwan, and probably a whole bunch of other dumbfuck countries, states, and provinces.

And you know what will happen? Fuck Iowa! Fuck the whole Midwest! Fuck New Hampshire! Fuck New England! Fuck the East! Fuck Michigan! Fuck the Mountain Time Zone! Our mountains are better! Ten thousand fucking feet high, plus an ocean! Oh especially fuck the Bay Area! Fuck all of you!

See how you like that.

WCS

I thought Hate Week was over?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Fuck Pennsylvania!

SonOfSpam

Not even with New Jersey’s herpes-ridden dick.

scotchnaut

Hate is like 3am. It’s eternal.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Primaries and caucauses are a product of the Parties themselves, so as soon as the check clears for the high priced consultant we hired, the DFO No Pants Party can do as we please.

SonOfSpam

End it with a Howard Dean scream and I’m in.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Redshirt

What is Donald Trump on January 20, 2021 when the Secret Service is breaking down the doors to the barricaded Oval Office?

SonOfSpam

Hank Scorpio 2020

(like Trump could even lift a flamethrower let alone figure out which end is which)

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

The Chekov’s Flamethrower in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood was so good.
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Aw, nuts. I need to find a better clip

WCS

Rush Limbaugh has lung cancer. That’s karma for you.

scotchnaut

Kinda fitting that a blowhard gets the lung cancer.

Gumbygirl
Gumbygirl

Maybe he can get his housekeeper to score him some painkillers? Fuck him, hope it hurts.

Redshirt

We’re not out of it. Death still have to take his soul to the River Styx and get Kharon to take him into Hades. He may be too annoying for Death to take the whole journey with him. I’m convinced that’s how Jerry Lawler survived his heart attack.

SonOfSpam

I don’t wish cancer on anyone.

Rush Limbaugh is a reprehensible stain on humanity.

Both things are true, so I will start drinking soon.

Gratliff

This is a win-win since you don’t have to wish

blaxabbath

I wish cancer upon Rush ONLY BECAUSE nothing appears to be getting him sooner.

He should be a man and shoot himself in the head.

Col. Duke LaCross

I don’t wish cancer on anyone and I genuinely hope he explores every avenue possible to recover and get well. I also genuinely hope he goes hopelessly broke to the point of bankruptcy to do so.

Senor Weaselo

Go bankrupt from your cancer treatment to own teh libz!

ballsofsteelandfury

Seriously? No mention of AFL?!?

Shame on you.

Redshirt

There’s always the XF…BWHAHAHAHA. I almost typed it with a straight face.

King Hippo

I mean, there’s a chance I will get a wild hair/bout of insomnia and watch an hour or two of the Aussie stuff. Even if I don’t understand it.

I will pay as much attention to XFL as I do the NBA.

SonOfSpam

Didn’t think the American Felching League started for a couple weeks.

ballsofsteelandfury

The DFO team is projected to go undefeated!

SonOfSpam

We don’t suck at sucking!

rockingdog
rockingdog

End of da NFL season.
good times!

Redshirt

After being pounded upon unrelentedly by several Presidential candidates, Iowa is about to unleash its massive and powerful caucus and set the tone for this year’s election.

King Hippo

I am praying for a muddled result. I worry about BAD THINGS.

Redshirt

Yup. As 2016 taught us, that’s was first step to the Republican Party going from Cartoon Evil to Primetime Evil.