Welp, that’s it I guess. No moar fitbawl for about six months.
How will we ever survive?
Hopefully Andy Reid hasn’t yet eaten the Lombardi Trophy. I bet that would be a bitch to pass through even his oversized rectum. Plus it would need a good polishing on the other side.
(NOT IT!!!!)
But seriously, congrats to the Chefs. Helluva comeback down the stretch to take the hardware.
It was at least a very entertaining game. And a pretty decent season, admittedly.
And of course, condolences to our resident Tomsulas fandom, of course.
As I told one of you late last night, your boyz will be fine. The Baby Shan has a potential dynasty brewing. They caught some bad breaks/timing last night in the 4th. Shit happens. (Just ask Ravens’ fans)
This one is gonna hurt for a few days, maybe a few weeks. But take heart because they’ll learn from this.
The future is bright in Santa Clara methinks.
Anywhooooo….
For now, we must turn to other sprots to satiate our cravings. Kinda like methadone.
So let’s get to it.
MLB
Pitchers and Catchers report for Spring Training in a little over a week. Won’t be long.
For me personally, I’ll be attending some Orioles’ Spring Training for the first time in evar. While living in Arizona I was able to attend several Cactus League games. Mostly Cubbies, because at the time Hohokam Park was their spring home and it was within walking/biking distance.
But this year I’ll be spending a shitload of cash to go to see some Grapefruit League for the first time. So at least I’ll get to see them Orioles lose games that don’t matter. That will be a welcome change.
I will be hitting Florida in a little over a month. Assuming my plane doesn’t get shot down by Iran.
(this video is entertaining, but very NSFW)
((I miss Earl Weaver))
(((Also I had forgotten how Ken Kaiser had no neck)))
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Sports Which Will Bore You 2Nite
NBA
- Philly @ Miami – 7:30pmEST – TV: NBATV
- San Antonio @ LAC – 10:00pmEST – TV: NBATV
NHL
- Philly @ Detroit – 7:30pmEST – TV: NBCSN
NCAA BB
- Norfolk State @ NC Central – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- U*NC @ (5)Florida State – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Lafayette @ Bucknell – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- (1)Baylor @ KState – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Tejas @ (3)Kansas – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
And that’s about it other than golf and tennis.
Seems like a good time to get back in touch with Elon Musk and try one last time to hitch a ride to Mars maybe?
Hmmmmm….well maybe I’ll just wait until next year.
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Whatcha Gonna Do?
Seriously, how do plan to make it to next season? What sports will you watch? In what activities will you participate in order to pass the time? What crimes will you commit just foar gits and shiggles?
Talk about it in the comments.
Love ya’s.
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Ah, yes, nothing like going to bed early and having a fire alarm in your hotel.
Haha, that’s urmom’s number
On to hockey!
https://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/Philadelphia-Flyers-mascot-Gritty-cleared-of-15027550.php
That kid had it coming.
“So to speak.”
-Jerry S., State Penn.
https://nesn.com/2020/02/chiefs-dt-pays-adoption-fees-for-91-dogs-at-kansas-city-animal-shelter/
Good pooches!!
https://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-reunited-dog-lost-years-picture-featured-beer/story?id=68718316
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/super-bowl-liv-fan-caught-taking-a-nap-during-first-quarter-of-chiefs-vs-49ers/
I am LOVING the “uh, hang on a minute” from Iowa. Fuck Iowa being first. ANARCHY!!!
Voting should be easy and straightforward. No matter one’s candidate preferences, think everyone can agree on that.
Can we burn everything but the farms and those that work them?
Going to get back into lacrosse. The NLL season has been underway since early December, so will start streaming the games.
Been watching LetterKenny. Funny show. Just can’t watch it with the kids around. Started that James May show. On episode 2. So far not too impressed.
Going to try to work out more. Hahaha. I know. But still going to try. Maybe get rid of some of this xmas weight.
And theres a bunch of odd jobs to do around the house that I should do, just havent, cuz lazy. Those are on the lost to get done
1) Ah miss me FITBAW already.
2) Gonna start “Occupied” on Netflix, per Scotchy’s recommend. Interesting premise, and I am a big Jo Nesbo fan.
Occupied is good.
Then watch Counterpart if you have Amazon (who doesn’t?). It’s so good. J.K. Simmons rules.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqJEeD6qCgg
The Trump Tax Cuts cost me $12 in my refund. Convict the son of a bitch!
Yeah but 12 * 300 million is 3.something Billion, thats almost… 1% of the total budget!
You should watch Counterpart
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07KFS4DKT/ref=atv_feed_catalog&tag=iw_prime_tv-20&ref_=asc_homepage
Bernier has made 10 highlight reel saves to only make this a 2 goal shutout
Intense caucus viewing energy in the house tonight
Are those your dogs (obviously?)?? That is a couple of god damn good pooches! I miss my GS.
They’re very photogenic when they’re unconscious. They had the right idea about following the caucus all along.
Today fucking rules.
LOL
https://twitter.com/IAStartingLine/status/1224497033979011072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caSi8ccqWmg
Jamin
The quote makes me wonder whatever happened to Mark Trestman’s Windowless Van
Conservative: 2%
How did a Conservative show up in the Iowa Democratic Caucuses?! Where they trying to get Trump nominated on the Democratic side too and hedge their bets?!
Illegal Mexican Voter Fraud!
You mean Joe Biden?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLh1sz6YMZc&feature=push-sd&attr_tag=_6mUan3bgjEPmIky%3A6
It should be illegal for the wings to put this roster on the ice
whatever happened to those guys? I remember them always being the 1 or 2 seed out West, for like 15 or 20 years
Age and KHL. They knew their days were numbered and fucked Detroit sideways for a new arena they knew they were never going to justify
YUP!!
If that was the case, the Reds front office would’ve been put before The Hague for what they put out in the early 2000s.
Reasons why teevee box is off – I don’t enjoy the game of one-upmanship by all candidates/proxies pretending OMFG this result was awesome beyond our wildest goddamned imaginations!
I’ll fully support the person who goes up the podium and goes: “2nd?! I kissed all your [bleepbleep] asses for 2nd place! Fine, go vote for some asshole who wouldn’t know his [bleep] from the [bleep] that he sucks to get the [bleepbleep] coverage he gets! I’m going to a real state! I hope you and that [bleepbleep] enjoy [bleepbleep] each other off! When I win, you guys gets demoted back to a Territory! [bleep]”
I miss ICRM and his “Klobuchar as electoral dominatrix” bit. That were funnier than hayeeelll.
I just purchased Strange Brew in HD from Vudu for $5. It was part of a sale on “Raunchy Comedies.” I’m not sure it qualifies as “raunchy”, but beauty price, eh?
Such a great movie!
They are counting the votes (30!) by hand and not even lining up the people to guarantee a person won’t be missed or double counted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqLU8GL0Z_I
yeah, this caucus stuff is in its dying embers, methinks. Fuck tradition, just vote in a primary like normal ppls.
Fox News is apparently continuing to try to do what little it can to nudge ppl into voting Sanders.
Found a funny:
[me when I see a dog walking alone without a leash] exactly who is representing you my lad
Every 4 years, I get reminded how caucuses work and want to eject Iowa from the Union
I have members of family from generations as far back as the Revolutionary War who have spilt blood for their country, one of which was MIA so we’ll never know what truly happen and how he met his fate, all so Iowa could turn voting into a high school popularity contest.
I think only Los Angeles County residents with money should be allowed to vote for anything and the rest of you people can shut the hell up and do as you’re told and we will be coked out of our minds when we do it so you better watch out and obey. God Bless.
Not pictured – ten FULL MURRIKAN inches of throbbing Reagan cock!
Pictured: Reagan belting Angie Dickinson right in the kisser
you see, that’s the swagger of a man that FUCKS
Sinatra was fucking Nancy while Ronnie was president
he fucked so hard he had to use OTHER DUDES to fuck through by proxy!!
She had it coming.
tried to speak while the MEN were talking, I bet
Lee Marvin just lets her wear herself out.
Thing about Reagan: he had that mythical, cheerful grandpa reputation that the press invented and he himself ran with, but it doesn’t even take that much scrutiny between the lines to see a grumpy, grim, savage, cold motherfucker who had very few fucks to give.
I mean, that “reassuring grandpa” feel was why I liked him as a child. A reminder that CHILDREN SHOULD NOT VOTE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5wfPlgKFh8
that was some funny fucking shit
Loved that sketch.
You see, this is why I respect you. Politicians and professional TV parrots feed us bullshit like “Democracy” “Every vote counts” “Its leftover racism”. You just go and admit the pure, unadulterated truth.
The most important things about Iowa are the Field of Dreams field and the birth of James Kirk, the latter of which won’t occur for like 200 years.
CNN: “Early results show that Biden, Warren, Buttigieg and Sanders are all leading.”
So, everyone. Stellar work, CNN. That’s exceptional—–
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——-and that’s when I learned never trust a woman with your heart or your oscillating saw.
/checks Author who is going to Florida.
DO YOU NEED ME TO SPELL OUT NOT CONTACTING TWLS AGAIN??? Just do phone sex with Asia.
But all the girls in Asia have Modelovirus.
It’s not an eirher/or. It’s a neither. But yes, she does live in the area.
Betcha the Cali queen would still be down to get baked and hang tho!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wPH4MEK4tk
Found a cool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P40rFESHi8
Gonna spend every day from now until the draft trying to improve myself through vigorous exercise and well-portioned meals and HAHAHAHA pass the beer and nachos I’mma get fatter and watch Bravo.
Something called NBCSN PHiladelphia+ is the only thing showing this hockeyed game. Must have been short on broadcasters who are up to date enough on their vaccines to be allowed into Detroit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIu-IKrVUps
I think the Presidential primaries should begin (and end) in Los Angeles County, which has a population larger than 41 of the 50 states, is larger in area than Delaware and Rhode Island combined, and has an economy bigger than Belgium, Norway, Taiwan, and probably a whole bunch of other dumbfuck countries, states, and provinces.
And you know what will happen? Fuck Iowa! Fuck the whole Midwest! Fuck New Hampshire! Fuck New England! Fuck the East! Fuck Michigan! Fuck the Mountain Time Zone! Our mountains are better! Ten thousand fucking feet high, plus an ocean! Oh especially fuck the Bay Area! Fuck all of you!
See how you like that.
I thought Hate Week was over?
Fuck Pennsylvania!
Not even with New Jersey’s herpes-ridden dick.
Hate is like 3am. It’s eternal.
Primaries and caucauses are a product of the Parties themselves, so as soon as the check clears for the high priced consultant we hired, the DFO No Pants Party can do as we please.
End it with a Howard Dean scream and I’m in.
What is Donald Trump on January 20, 2021 when the Secret Service is breaking down the doors to the barricaded Oval Office?
Hank Scorpio 2020
(like Trump could even lift a flamethrower let alone figure out which end is which)
The Chekov’s Flamethrower in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood was so good.
Aw, nuts. I need to find a better clip
Rush Limbaugh has lung cancer. That’s karma for you.
Kinda fitting that a blowhard gets the lung cancer.
Maybe he can get his housekeeper to score him some painkillers? Fuck him, hope it hurts.
We’re not out of it. Death still have to take his soul to the River Styx and get Kharon to take him into Hades. He may be too annoying for Death to take the whole journey with him. I’m convinced that’s how Jerry Lawler survived his heart attack.
I don’t wish cancer on anyone.
Rush Limbaugh is a reprehensible stain on humanity.
Both things are true, so I will start drinking soon.
This is a win-win since you don’t have to wish
I wish cancer upon Rush ONLY BECAUSE nothing appears to be getting him sooner.
He should be a man and shoot himself in the head.
I don’t wish cancer on anyone and I genuinely hope he explores every avenue possible to recover and get well. I also genuinely hope he goes hopelessly broke to the point of bankruptcy to do so.
Go bankrupt from your cancer treatment to own teh libz!
Seriously? No mention of AFL?!?
Shame on you.
There’s always the XF…BWHAHAHAHA. I almost typed it with a straight face.
I mean, there’s a chance I will get a wild hair/bout of insomnia and watch an hour or two of the Aussie stuff. Even if I don’t understand it.
I will pay as much attention to XFL as I do the NBA.
That’s your domain.
I wouldn’t presume to jump in unless asked.
Didn’t think the American Felching League started for a couple weeks.
The DFO team is projected to go undefeated!
We don’t suck at sucking!
End of da NFL season.
good times!
After being pounded upon unrelentedly by several Presidential candidates, Iowa is about to unleash its massive and powerful caucus and set the tone for this year’s election.
I am praying for a muddled result. I worry about BAD THINGS.
Yup. As 2016 taught us, that’s was first step to the Republican Party going from Cartoon Evil to Primetime Evil.