2019 Quotables – The Big Game (Submissions)

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You know, the problem with Super Bowl week is that by Tuesday morning here, you’ve already seen all the gifs. So, in one regard, that sucks. In another, however, there should be no excuse for you all to end the season on a high note.

::Josh Gordon giggles::

So with that said, please see the below Quotables Super Bowl L-whatever submission below.


Is this the trailer for the Cleveland Browns origin movie?

Presented without comment

Pretty good impression of Robert Kraft when the slave has a callous.

Snowflake. Nazi. Snowflake Nazi.

Big Man, Big Ring Flex

Speaking of ring flexes….

What illegal substance to ARod inject before this video?

When getting torched in Super Bowl man coverage is Russell Wilson’s fault.

 

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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“Hey there coach Reid, finally got yourself a ring after all these years, huh?”
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JerBear50

Finally, the Ini Kamoze biopic we’ve been waiting for.comment image

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Reid, Bradshaw gif

The boundless stupidity meets the immeasurable hunger.

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2020/02/04/2019-quotables-the-big-game-submissions/ezgif-com-resize-3/

How fucking shitty is the KC area? Even West Virginians can afford to burn a full size couch, not some crappy loveseat.

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Fucking useless phone or my inability to use one properly.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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When Andy Reid told some Chiefs fans that he’d like them to roast a few piggies for him, this wasn’t exactly what he had in mind.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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“I haven’t seen such a smoking hot pair of feet since Michelle put her shoes on this morning.” – Rex Ryan

nomonkeyfun

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“I only have one dead son. Get that right you miserable fucks at [checks special sauce stained notecard] DFO.”

nomonkeyfun

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“Mmmmm, BBQ”

-A. Reid

nomonkeyfun

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Brocky

This just needs to be a still image for a juxtaposition joke

nomonkeyfun

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I thought real, manly, alpha males didn’t cry; especially over losing a game.

Enrico Pallazzo

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TFW you realize that everyone is beating off to your wife

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

and you realize that that gets you hornier than she does.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I’d like to petition for inclusion of these comments as a package

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Enrico Pallazzo

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The other five rings are inside your mom.

Enrico Pallazzo

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You’ve got to think that there are easier ways to visit Jovan Belcher.

LemonJello
LemonJello

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I’ve been exploiting the wrong ethnicity of masseuses all this time! NAWT FACKIN FAY-UH!”
-R. Kraft

LemonJello
LemonJello

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“Look, they’re going to acquit him, alright? Now, stop acting like some libtard pussy and get back in this fucking game!”

SonOfSpam

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I’m still I’m still a roid-abusing cock

SonOfSpam

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“Portia, order me one of those VR headsets. Same-day delivery.”

Game Time Decision

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You’re doing it wrong
-Gene Simmons

LemonJello
LemonJello

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You’re the future Mr. J-Lo and THAT’S as close to the stage as you can get? Cuck.

LemonJello
LemonJello

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TB: “Andy, you just won the Super Bowl! Where are you going next?”
AR: “I’M GOING TO GOLDEN CORRAL!”

Game Time Decision

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Two times

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but this guy is all about dollars and centaurs

LemonJello
LemonJello

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“What’s his 40 time?”
-Corpse of Al Davis

LemonJello
LemonJello

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grumble grumble Your mom and aunt always make me take the rings off before I do this to them. grumble

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Showing off his big hands is the only time he’s pissed off Trump

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Years of practicing ordering combo meals really pay off.

Game Time Decision

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Just realised that the election was decided on a coin flip in Iowa

Game Time Decision

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Where’s the table?
-Bill’s Mafia

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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How will he manage to blame this one on the Browns?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Sometimes “light a fire under him” is taken too literally.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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So many racists have confused boners.

nomonkeyfun

The popularity of BBC, lesbian, and transgender searches on Pornhub is proof of how confused/self-hating bigots are.