You know, the problem with Super Bowl week is that by Tuesday morning here, you’ve already seen all the gifs. So, in one regard, that sucks. In another, however, there should be no excuse for you all to end the season on a high note.
::Josh Gordon giggles::
So with that said, please see the below Quotables Super Bowl L-whatever submission below.
“Hey there coach Reid, finally got yourself a ring after all these years, huh?”
“Spell cat, motherfucker.”
Finally, the Ini Kamoze biopic we’ve been waiting for.
Reid, Bradshaw gif
The boundless stupidity meets the immeasurable hunger.
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How fucking shitty is the KC area? Even West Virginians can afford to burn a full size couch, not some crappy loveseat.
Fucking useless phone or my inability to use one properly.
When Andy Reid told some Chiefs fans that he’d like them to roast a few piggies for him, this wasn’t exactly what he had in mind.
“I haven’t seen such a smoking hot pair of feet since Michelle put her shoes on this morning.” – Rex Ryan
“I only have one dead son. Get that right you miserable fucks at [checks special sauce stained notecard] DFO.”
“Mmmmm, BBQ”
-A. Reid
This just needs to be a still image for a juxtaposition joke
I thought real, manly, alpha males didn’t cry; especially over losing a game.
TFW you realize that everyone is beating off to your wife
and you realize that that gets you hornier than she does.
I’d like to petition for inclusion of these comments as a package
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The other five rings are inside your mom.
You’ve got to think that there are easier ways to visit Jovan Belcher.
I’ve been exploiting the wrong ethnicity of masseuses all this time! NAWT FACKIN FAY-UH!”
-R. Kraft
“Look, they’re going to acquit him, alright? Now, stop acting like some libtard pussy and get back in this fucking game!”
I’m still I’m still a roid-abusing cock
“Portia, order me one of those VR headsets. Same-day delivery.”
You’re doing it wrong
-Gene Simmons
You’re the future Mr. J-Lo and THAT’S as close to the stage as you can get? Cuck.
TB: “Andy, you just won the Super Bowl! Where are you going next?”
AR: “I’M GOING TO GOLDEN CORRAL!”
Two times
They say money can’t buy happiness, but this guy is all about dollars and centaurs
“What’s his 40 time?”
-Corpse of Al Davis
grumble grumble Your mom and aunt always make me take the rings off before I do this to them. grumble
Showing off his big hands is the only time he’s pissed off Trump
Just realised that the election was decided on a coin flip in Iowa
Years of practicing ordering combo meals really pay off.
Where’s the table?
-Bill’s Mafia
How will he manage to blame this one on the Browns?
Sometimes “light a fire under him” is taken too literally.
So many racists have confused boners.
The popularity of BBC, lesbian, and transgender searches on Pornhub is proof of how confused/self-hating bigots are.