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Wow, the interwebz can be edukashunul sometimes.
Did you know that today is National Shower With A Friend Day? Seriously, it is.
And while I no longer have any friends who I believe would want to shower with me, and vice versa for that matter, I did think it was interesting. I never knew there was such a thing. But conserving water is never a bad thing, of course.
And no this is not going to become a Sexy Wednesday. Sorry friends.
It’s also National Nutella Day. And National Disaster Day. And since I have no one to shower with, and even if I did it would likely result in a disaster in one form another (I know what you’re thinking so don’t say it)….
I think I’ll opt for the Nutella. Hazelnuts…. Mmmmmmm.
Plus, after the shower, my nuts should be clean at least. Well, at least for a coupla hours. No promises beyond that.
Not the greatest sound quality there, but the studio version has exposed bare lady nipples and I would get in trouble if I linked it.
Though I have to admit, I was still tempted to do it. But I’m a good boy.
Sports To Hose You Down 2Nite
- Orlando @ Boston – 7:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Miami @ LAC – 10:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Boston @ Chi**** – 8:00pmEST – TV: NBCSN
- Loyola-Chi**** @ Indiana State – 6:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- (10)Villanova @ (19)Butler – 6:30pmEST – TF: FS1
- South Carolina @ Ole Miss – 7:00pmEST – TV: SECN
- Iowa State @ (13)WVU – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Georgia @ Florida – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Temple @ Memphis – 8:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- (12)Seton Hall @ Georgtown – 8:30pmEST – TV: FS1
- NC State @ Miami – 8:30pmEST – TV: ACCN
- Wake Forest @ (5)Louisville – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- (18)LSU @ Vanderbilt – 9:00pmEST – TV: SECN
- Wisconsin @ Minnesota – 9:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
- UNLV @ Utah State – 10:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
Use The Soap It’s There For A Reason
OK, that’s it. Hopefully you’ve got good water pressure.
Now go take a shower. Just because you’re depressed about no moar fitbawl is no excuse. And I didn’t want to have to say it, but you stank.
Love ya’s (but from a distance until you bathe regularly).