Request Line: Loud

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.
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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY

DFO intern MICHAEL VICK lounges on a couch in the office, dozing.  He awakes with a start.  A look of panic fills his face as he dashes over to the desk and opens up a laptop computer, and his consternation increases as he taps a url into the browser’s address bar.  He picks up the phone.

— [comm flies open] —

MICHAEL VICK: Hello? Mr. Deadly? Mr. Morris?

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: HELLO?

MICHAEL: Mr. Deadly?  It’s Michael Vick.

RTD: I’M SORRY YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP I’M ON A PRIVATE JET.

MICHAEL: Yes, Mr. Deadly, I know.  And I can hear you fine.

DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: DID YOU TELL HIM WE’RE ON A PRIVATE JET?

MICHAEL: Mr. Morris, I…

RTD: YES, I TOLD HIM.

DTZM: WHAT’S THIS ALL ABOUT, MICHAEL?

MICHAEL: Gentlemen, there’s supposed to be a Request Line post going up in ten minutes and there’s nothing on the schedule.

DTZM: OH, RIGHT.

There is a long period of silence.

RTD: WE FORGOT TO SCHEDULE ANYTHING.  WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO MAMMOTH LAKES.

MICHAEL: Yes, Mr. Deadly, I’m aware of that.

DTZM: CAN YOU THROW SOMETHING UP FOR US.

MICHAEL: I was planning to do exactly that.  But I wanted to know if you had any topics in mind.

RTD: HOW ABOUT HOLIDAYS AND/OR VACATIONS?

MICHAEL: We’ve already done that one.

DTZM: WE’RE ON A PRIVATE JET RIGHT NOW…

MICHAEL: Yes, I kno…

DTZM: …HOW ABOUT SOMETHING TO DO WITH AIRPLANES.

MICHAEL: We’ve done that too.

RTD: HOW ABOUT HOLLYWOOD AND MOVIES AND STUFF.

MICHAEL: Already coverered it.

DTZM: OH! I HAVE AN IDEA!  HOW ABOUT MUSIC THAT YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO LOUD?

MICHAEL: That’s…yeah, that’s something we haven’t done before.

RTD: MAYBE A SIX SONG LIMIT SO PEOPLE DON’T GET TOO CARRIED AWAY?

MICHAEL: Sure, I’ll add that to the post.

DTZM: MY HERO.

MICHAEL: [touched] Oh, well, thank you Mr. Morris, just doing my job…

RTD: NO HE MEANS THE SONG “MY HERO”.  AS THE INTRO.

MICHAEL: [deflated] Oh.  Sure.  I’ll get right on that, sir.

DTZM: WE’LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF DAYS MICHAEL.  DON’T FORGET TO CLEAN LILY’S LITTER BOX.

 

 

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Late entry? In the words of Jay Cutler, “DOOOOONNNNNNNNN’TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.”

yeah right

Miss you Brother Wayne.

Senor Weaselo

Dies irae. The sound of hellfire upon thee.

jjfozz
jjfozz

Boston band that kicked a shit ton of ass

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

jjfozz

MOAR ALESTORM
https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8
I STILL DON’T AHVE THIS SHTI RIGHT!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

put the text first

then put the link.

jjfozz

The text from waht? my text i’m writing? seriously i have no idea what the hell to do.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes; what you are writing. Or just post without comment, then reply with verboseness.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

jjfozz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEt3VsNJYyw

This was my warm up song before goign into interviews.

jjfozz

I used to blast this song for my oldest when he was 3. Gotta start them young. GET THE LED FUCKING OUT!
https://youtu.be/mqgyD_yTWCU

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

jjfozz

tribute ot joe strummer, how in FUCK can you go wrong
https://youtu.be/HgWzOElhs0w

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pretty sure my parents HATED this song when I was in high school. Speaking of high; this album cover was great for cleaning weed. Another band who owes everything they have to old black Delta Blues guys.

jjfozz

none of these dick fucking things are posting right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
fuck

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I forgot too; as Hippo pointed out: text AFTER link.

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jjfozz

can you explain taht? i went to happy hour and I’m killing bourbon right now. solo happy hour.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

[TEXT] blah, blah, blah

[LINK] http://www.xxxdot com.

jjfozz

IT’S NOT FUCKING WORKING AND I AM NOT GETTING ANY MORE SOBER

jjfozz

WHAT TEXT/ from teh goddamn fucking thing code shit?jesus i am lost. praise the goddamn gods of bourbon

jjfozz

jjfozz

jjfozz

jjfozz

Is this available on Spotify? Sorry I missed this. I was busy today doing mind numbing shit. Apparently the weird hire who came on 3 months ago walked out today, and I fucking missed it. WEird chick. She had no eyebrows, so right there you know that person is a mutant. And mutants cannot be trusted. Ever.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh