Your “Everything’s Fine!” Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

So, unless someone figures out a way to upend the flawed process that exists, it’s going to be Bernie, huh? Good luck with that.

In other news, let’s again all rejoice at the fact that the Leafs lost to their AHL zamboni driver.

Here’s the contract he had to sign.

He got $500 and gets to keep the jersey.

The hate – delicious, delicious hate – has been bubbling out of the Centre of the Universe all night & into the day.

And the Hurricanes, not a team to let something miss their social media, have decided to raise money to help out a kidney charity, because Ayers is a transplant recipient, which is what cut his pro career short.

For Leafs haters such as myself, there are few words or gifs that can accurately express the joy I feel at this whole story. This will have to suffice.

I hope Mike Babcock is sitting at home drinking wine & collecting his Leafs paycheck, smiling at the thought of how much further they could fall.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Flames at Red Wings – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Blues at Wild – 7:30 PM | NBCSN
    • Golden Knights at Ducks – 10:00 PM | NBCSN
  • Hockey:
    • “Miracle” – 6:30 PM | ESPN
      • Because it was 40 years ago this weekend.
  • NBA:
    • Pelicans at Warriors – 8:30PM | Sportsnet1 / NBATV
  • NCAA:
    • Stanford at Washington State – 8:00 PM | ESPNU
  • XFL Football:
    • DC Defenders at LA Wildcats – 6:00 PM | FS1 / TSN2

Welp – time for moar al-kee-hol. Later gators!

Beerguyrob
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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fucking Turbotax can’t get your nipple piercings deducted!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I, for one, love audits. Can’t wait for the next one!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Human nature is predictive.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

ballsofsteelandfury

Bernie is not getting the nomination. I’m willing to bet money on this.

litre_cola

Santos Laguna won me 60 bucksi n a last minute penalty. Thank you my LigaMx pusher.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JerBear50
JerBear50

But is the dinosaur gay?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Worse; she’s a bi…..

biped.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, it WAS Nevada.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Gratliff

Forgot how good the Lethal Weapon 5 episode was
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

There are times when I question my very sanity for cooking some of the menus I’ve done but when they turn out better than I possibly could have imagined it’s so fucking worth it.
See you next Sunday.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Gratliff

New Philly Phanatic is trash. Should’ve just done a palette-swapped Gritty.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Zombies and Saul Goodman return tonight.
It’s like AMC likes me again.

litre_cola

You mean you aren’t watching and gambling on Argentinean futbol?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

Totally fucking jazzed for the new Better Call Saul.
According to the show runners this is second to last season.

Gratliff

Kovalchuk to the Capitals
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herodotus450
herodotus450

Dont we have enough Russians in DC smh

Joliet Jake Delhomme

So, it seems a number of folks here have become independent contractors. How did you make the transition? My greatest fear (US of fucking A) is health insurance. Can my IC nut cover the ridiculous premiums of even obamacare.

Senor Weaselo

Well, it’s okay, because HR-2474’s gone to the Senate and if it passes like it has in California with AB-5 we’re all fucked! (Bill added in edit)
https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/2474

Joliet Jake Delhomme

I can almost match my top line salary with my current consulting clients if I wasn’t working full time. I just don’t know the conversion rate.

Don T

My greatest fear was coming short on polite ways to say “So uh, are you paying me… TODAY?”.

Joliet Jake Delhomme

Thanks

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THIS DOW JONES FUTURES MARKET I CALL IT THE NEVADA PRIMARY BECAUSE IT HAS DECIDED TO GO RED.

https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Don T

Pft. Just make bread pudding. If you substitute milk with depression, you may not even get hungry! 😃

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
herodotus450

Seeing how well it worked yesterday, Detroit is fielding an entire lineup tonight of emergency backup players–oh hold on, what’s that? No, these are their normal, real, professional players? Oh no.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Well, fuck.

litre_cola

It might be pleasurable to not know what is going on all the time.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Rut roh.

Don T

“warning”? 🤣🤣

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Many people are upset about Sanders emerging as the frontrunner, but I’m actually excited (even though he is not my first choice). Nobody else’s supporters are willing to work as hard to get their candidate elected, and that is why he is winning. Those folks are going to get even more enthusiastic as the election approaches, and that is going to be very important.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Somebody better get fucking enthusiastic.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
herodotus450

It will at least be interesting to see where the country ranks “Jewish” on a scale from “Black” to “Woman.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog
rockingdog

Found a funny:

I couldn’t help but wonder … is Russia trying to help everyone but me?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERVHxrEUUAA4Rhr?format=jpg&name=small

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

For those looking to be sad about something else, here’s the Miracle on Ice hockey team posing behind Trump at a rally wearing Keep America Great hats
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?

So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?

A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.

You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life.

~ D. Trump
12/21/2019

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Sweet jesus that is someone who is high as a kite.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This is direct Trump quotes, so yes.

Old School Zero

Everybody’s going crazy in Nevada for one reason or another, and I’m over here trying to figure out my feelings about Xmas Ape these days.

rockingdog
rockingdog

Xmas ape is legit

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Don T

Truly. I think Ape is honest and brave.

herodotus450
herodotus450

I think if Ayers wasn’t even in the net, Carolina just playing without a goalie, and Tronno still woould have lost.

litre_cola

Couldn’t have happened to a better fanbase.