So, unless someone figures out a way to upend the flawed process that exists, it’s going to be Bernie, huh? Good luck with that.
In other news, let’s again all rejoice at the fact that the Leafs lost to their AHL zamboni driver.
https://twitter.com/Canes/status/1231423595735396354
Here’s the contract he had to sign.
He got $500 and gets to keep the jersey.
The hate – delicious, delicious hate – has been bubbling out of the Centre of the Universe all night & into the day.
https://twitter.com/HymanHustles/status/1231435728137203714
And the Hurricanes, not a team to let something miss their social media, have decided to raise money to help out a kidney charity, because Ayers is a transplant recipient, which is what cut his pro career short.
Dave will be getting royalties, but we are also working with him to identify a kidney foundation that will receive a portion of the proceeds https://t.co/RwSNg12DA4
— x – Carolina Hurricanes (@Canes) February 23, 2020
For Leafs haters such as myself, there are few words or gifs that can accurately express the joy I feel at this whole story. This will have to suffice.
I hope Mike Babcock is sitting at home drinking wine & collecting his Leafs paycheck, smiling at the thought of how much further they could fall.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Flames at Red Wings – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Blues at Wild – 7:30 PM | NBCSN
- Golden Knights at Ducks – 10:00 PM | NBCSN
- Hockey:
- “Miracle” – 6:30 PM | ESPN
- Because it was 40 years ago this weekend.
- “Miracle” – 6:30 PM | ESPN
- NBA:
- Pelicans at Warriors – 8:30PM | Sportsnet1 / NBATV
- NCAA:
- Stanford at Washington State – 8:00 PM | ESPNU
- XFL Football:
- DC Defenders at LA Wildcats – 6:00 PM | FS1 / TSN2
Welp – time for moar al-kee-hol. Later gators!
Fucking Turbotax can’t get your nipple piercings deducted!
I, for one, love audits. Can’t wait for the next one!
Human nature is predictive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEOximWoFd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvdpjZYLumw
Bernie is not getting the nomination. I’m willing to bet money on this.
Santos Laguna won me 60 bucksi n a last minute penalty. Thank you my LigaMx pusher.
But is the dinosaur gay?
Worse; she’s a bi…..
biped.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/5gwned/mississippi-police-want-to-arrest-the-satanists-who-turn-dead-people-gay?fbclid=IwAR0kCVlDtvoSAMaCXNrsVIhG53Y_FFWVFmulp91dSRu64KlzFBfEIJIQS74
Well, it WAS Nevada.
https://www.predictit.org/markets/detail/3633/Who-will-win-the-2020-Democratic-presidential-nomination
My greatest fear was coming short on polite ways to say “So uh, are you paying me… TODAY?”.
Forgot how good the Lethal Weapon 5 episode was
There are times when I question my very sanity for cooking some of the menus I’ve done but when they turn out better than I possibly could have imagined it’s so fucking worth it.
See you next Sunday.
New Philly Phanatic is trash. Should’ve just done a palette-swapped Gritty.
Zombies and Saul Goodman return tonight.
It’s like AMC likes me again.
You mean you aren’t watching and gambling on Argentinean futbol?
Totally fucking jazzed for the new Better Call Saul.
According to the show runners this is second to last season.
Kovalchuk to the Capitals
Dont we have enough Russians in DC smh
Well, it’s okay, because HR-2474’s gone to the Senate and if it passes like it has in California with AB-5 we’re all fucked! (Bill added in edit)
https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/2474
THIS DOW JONES FUTURES MARKET I CALL IT THE NEVADA PRIMARY BECAUSE IT HAS DECIDED TO GO RED.
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/
Pft. Just make bread pudding. If you substitute milk with depression, you may not even get hungry! ?
Seeing how well it worked yesterday, Detroit is fielding an entire lineup tonight of emergency backup players–oh hold on, what’s that? No, these are their normal, real, professional players? Oh no.
Well, fuck.
It might be pleasurable to not know what is going on all the time.
Rut roh.
“warning”? ??
Many people are upset about Sanders emerging as the frontrunner, but I’m actually excited (even though he is not my first choice). Nobody else’s supporters are willing to work as hard to get their candidate elected, and that is why he is winning. Those folks are going to get even more enthusiastic as the election approaches, and that is going to be very important.
Somebody better get fucking enthusiastic.
It will at least be interesting to see where the country ranks “Jewish” on a scale from “Black” to “Woman.”
Found a funny:
I couldn’t help but wonder … is Russia trying to help everyone but me?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERVHxrEUUAA4Rhr?format=jpg&name=small
For those looking to be sad about something else, here’s the Miracle on Ice hockey team posing behind Trump at a rally wearing Keep America Great hats
I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.
—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes. Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?
So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.
You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.
It’s our air
their air
everything — right?
A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.
—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.
You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life.
~ D. Trump
12/21/2019
Sweet jesus that is someone who is high as a kite.
This is direct Trump quotes, so yes.
Everybody’s going crazy in Nevada for one reason or another, and I’m over here trying to figure out my feelings about Xmas Ape these days.
He got burned pretty badly over speculation no one appears to want to back up.
Oh, definitely. No due process, no facing his accusers, totally screwed. But at the same time, getting used as a pawn for the New York Post and Quillette right wing ghouls in their twisted narratives.
Ugh. When he tweeted out that the Post republished his article, I had a very mixed “Good for him” and “Fucking of course they did” response
Same.
I thought he was handling it very well. The majority of the flak he’s catching for it seems to come from MRA types who want him to go in on the entire me too movement and he’s not biting.
Also agree. He’s clearly hurting and has an understandable grudge against those involved in the list, but is definitely keeping his composure when a majority of us would fly way off the handle. I’m just worried about those using him for their own narrative purposes, who I do not trust to come with near as much nuance and composure. Already one lumped him into the same orbit as Alan Dershowitz. That’s… Not great.
Mike’s Adventures On Tiny Saint Darren
Xmas ape is legit
Truly. I think Ape is honest and brave.
I think if Ayers wasn’t even in the net, Carolina just playing without a goalie, and Tronno still woould have lost.
Couldn’t have happened to a better fanbase.